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Here is where guys or gals like TheProgramSmith and Alias Neo can come and battle eachother, whether they jack in, or do it Zion Styley, or um . . . . like outside or something. Okay, let the fighting begin. And sh*t talking!!!! I wanna see some major sh*t talking for sure. Go!

*seriously condsiders changing his name*

Ok, so no-one at all is interested in talking shit??

Oh please, it's like the moment you get permission to talk shit you suddenly forget how!



I think I did ok for the first shit talker

please dont beat up my son

There are about 8,000 versions of Neo on this site, and I am not too sure but I think I am the only Smith.

This can be fun.

Alias Neo, you have 2 options. Either you bring your pansy-ass in here and get that same ass handed to you, or I drag it in here and the same thing happens.

hahahaha

dont hurt my son

He wont be in much pain for long

+

cry

awe, i gotta see this one. neo will get it tho

Korri, I'll be sad with you

he wants to kiill my son

We won't let him. Lets kill him instead

no coz he is my friend

Mr. Anderson...

We are waiting.

*walks in*

Mr. Anderson...

We've missed you. *cracks his nuckles, back and neck.*

it ends tonight, smith

This is better than Deja Vu!!!

Indeed it shall. +

sly

boxing

you cant kill him either

Mr. Anderson...

I am glad you took the time out of your busy day to embarass yourself infront of all of these people.

Are you sure you are ready to die?

box

me die, u wish

nooo hurting Cuddly Mr Keanu dude

No wishing required.

One thing you are failing to realize is that you are not just fighting me. You see, there are many me's.

Me Me Me...

... me too.

nooooooo stop it!

*plunges hand into Korri's chest*

And YOU! +

nooooooooo!
*jumps forward kicking TPS in the head, sending him to the ground. kicks him up into the air and punches*

*gets kicked in the head* <-

*stands up, inspects his face*

Mr. Anderson. You just dont know when to quit.

Why? Why bother? Why persist?

*does a roundhouse kick into TPS's chest, grabs arm and chucks TPS into the air*

*Does a really slick lookin backflip move, goes into a superman pose and dives down, driving Alias Neo 20 feet into the ground.*

You are simply delaying the inevitable, Mr. Anderson.

*stands up, and runs towards TPS, pulling arm back ready to punch*

Why? Why get up? Why bother?

Admit defeat!

never!

this fight is bad ass. Neo better win in the long run!

*Runs full speed at Alais Neo, and punches*

*back flips and lands on feet, looks up at TPS, jumps up and kicks TPS twice and punches*

*flies back, but elevates feet and catches Alias Neo under the chin, much like Sub-Zero did to Lui Kang in the first Mortal Kombat movie*

You are getting sloppy, Mr. Anderson.

*stumbles backwards**Runs forwards(slow-motion) arching fist*

*Focussing*

*still running*

*Runs at Alias Neo, Arching Fist in kind*

*reaches TPS and brings fist forwards*

*Swings at Neo*

*swings at smith*

*Flys back as he is hit by Alais Neo*
*Does cool ninja hand spring to stand up.*
*Wipes blood from lower lip*

*SPIT*

Look at this pathetic existance you are clinging on to. Flesh is weak, and obsolete.

*Flys back as he is hit by TPS*
*back flips onto feet*
*listens to TPS*
*flys up into the air*

*Accompanies Neo in the air*

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!

*Catches the legs of Neo*
*Flips him over and hurdles towards the earth*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!

*looks down at the ground drawing ever closing*

go Neo go

yay a fan!

of coures all of the way

TPS u still there?

It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson.

*ground getting closer*

oh it is getting interesting now

*just before hitting the ground*
*spins from underneath TPS and flys up over him*
*watchs TPS about to fly into the ground*
good bye. smith
sly

*a quiet hush falls*
*Sounds of raindrops echo*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Explodes out of the hole he created upon impact, catches Neo, flys up a, helicopter spins him around a few times and launches him into a building*

Good-bye, Mr Anderson.

*spins, and sheilds face as he flys into building*
*Glass shatters and flys everywhere*

*stands up and looks at cuts on arms and legs*
*jumps through remains of window and fly towards TPS*

*Stands up, grabs Neo, and throws him into another building.*


Will you stay down this time, Mr. Anderson? Are you beginning to accept that which you cannot change?

Choice is an illusion, Mr. Anderson. You cannot control your own destiny. I, on the other hand, can. I can change anything. This building is broken.

*focus*

Now it is fixed.

*Swoops down, grabs Neo and throws him into the building again.*

Broken again. You see, Mr. Anderson. You cannot win.

*stands up again*
*raises hand towards a building behind TPS, which suddenly explodes sending out glass in all directions*

this is bad ass....you know Neo's gonna just keep getting up.

this could go on for days, which isn't really a bad thing

This is the most fun I have had in a while! Shit, broke character.

*A-HEM*

*flies forward as a result of the Neo breaking a building behind him.*
*Falls infront of Neo, rithing in agony*

*jumps up over TPS*
(like morpheus in the dojo)
*flys towards TPS knee first*

*Backwards summersault at the last second, rises to his feet quickly*

*Focus*

*Uses Neos shoulder as a hand-spring as he flips over him and launches Neo Backwards.*

*knee's the ground*
*eyes watering*
*jumps up and throws a punch at TPS*

Alias Neo> Just let Smith copy onto yourself!!!

but that would end all the fun

Actually, that is a good idea.

*Lunges hand into TOH's chest, turning him into a copy of TPS*

Hello, Good Lookin'!

*looks at the two smiths*
not much of a challenge

So confident, Mr. Anderson

i've turned this into a story, it's on the general fiction area

Im there.

Things are a little different now...Mr Anderson...

Alright, it ends now

*Jacks in, looking at smith on the other side of the street*

interesting..... amusing yet disturbing

eatThis is so bomb!

no i cant take it cry

If you would like to see some more, follow the link in either mine or Alais Neo's signature

i'm ready to continue the fight when ever TPS is ready

*cracks knuckles, neck, and back*

I was created ready, Mr. Anderson

(where we left off from.....i was about to knee you but you moved at the last second. so i kneed the ground)

your move

*Stands up*
*looks at knee, blood gushing out*
*looks up at TPS*
*jumps forwards, and brings leg back, ready to kick*

you misspelled FUTURE in your signature, Neo

*Notes Injured Knee*
*Drops to one knee, brings fist back in punching position*

i know

*spins and launches leg at TPS*

You don't care?

*Flies back after getting kicked in the head*
*Rises to his feet, and notes his broken sunglasses*

Mr. Anderson, you disappoint me. That will be enough.

*Flies full speed at Neo with fist extended*

not today
*grabs TPS's hand and punches him in face. then kicks him in the groin"

*opens door, walks ...where is this fight at? an alley, a dojo...what? anyway, i walk...there, and look at Alias Neo* Hello, Mr. Anderson...I see you've met Agent Smith there, but what you haven't realized is that i am a much greater adversary than Smith. You see, I am Agent Jedi, and today, is the worst day of your life *walks towards Neo* because, you see, i despise you, despise everything that you have become, for, you see, it should be me that is almighty, it should be me that is the saviour. But you, with your choice and your purpose, you were chosen. So now, you see, i am here to take from you what you took from me...reality. *by this time, Jedi has reached Neo, and all of a sudden punches Neo with so much force that it forces him back 7 feet, towards Smith*

Thank you, Agent Jedi.

*Picks Neo up and throws him at Agent Jedi*

Lets play 'Hot Potato'

*looks at smith and agent jedi*
2 on 1 isn't to fair?
*runs towards AJ and spins in the air and launches leg at his head*

*Quick jump kick at Alias Neo to stop him in his tracks*

You see, Mr Anderson...

...IT IS INEVITABLE

*stands up, and backs away*

It is useless to try and stop me! You see, if it is not me, then it will be a copy of me. If it is not a copy of me, then it is a stronger, faster, and more efficient creation.

Accept the inevitable, Mr. Anderson!

*runs at TPS*
*thrusts hand into his chest*
*a green liquid starts to take-over TPS*
*smiles*
(no idea why i did that. thought, smith and neo being opposites, then whatever smith could, neo could too)

*walks up behind Neo, grabs him, and throws him against the far wall, away from Smith* You see, you cannot beat us...it is inevitable that you join us Mr. Anderson. You may not know this, Mr. Anderson, but i had a chance to kill you as a child, but that, that ...human, morpheus, saved you before i could strike you down...he knew what would happen if you died, and he wouldn't let me. BUt you see, Mr. Anderson, everything has a purpose, and our purpose...*points to himself and then Smith* is to kill you.

*flips onto the wall, pushing off with my legs and takes out smith*

*lunges onto Neo, holding him down while Smith gets up*

*flies up in the air taking Jedi with him, and throws Jedi into the ground, making a crater*

*Grabs the 2nd Alias Neo's arm, helicopter spins him around a few times and throws him as high in the air as he can*

*Jumps up, superman style, and punches Alias Neo even higher*

*Waits a few minutes*

*Catches Alias Neo on the way down and drives him into the ground with astronomical force*

*gets up and cracks smith in the face so his face looks like broken clay*

*Shakes his head furiously until his faces is back in an orderly fashion*

*Punches Alias Neo in the stomach with tremendous force*

*Watches Alias Neo kneel down a bit*

*Uses Alias Neo's leg as a step ladder and high knees him in the face*

*stays on the ground a moment, coughing up a little blood*

*gets up, pulls a poll out of the ground and starts smacking smith in the crater, hitting him into the ground*

*Is now nailed into the ground*

~~FOCUS~~

*Breaks free of the ground, grabs Neo by the arm and drives him through the street into an underground subway*

Look framiliar, Mr. Anderson? This is where we first met in battle. How fitting that I will finish you off here.

"Everything must balance out. I get it now..."

Xeous steps up.

"Two on one no more. I realize my purpose, my purpose is to destroy you both...My purpose is to make this fight even, equal, to balance the equation..."

Taking a defensive stance, Xeous waits for the agents to 'bring it on'!

*Lunges hand into Xeous' chest*

*spits blood out*

*gets in a heroic stance and motions to smith to come and get him*

*NEEDS CLONES AS IT IS NOW 2-1 IN OTHERS FAVOUR*

well, he wants to get me too, so im in the same position

Mr Anderson, what I am about to say may shock and surprise you. I am even shocked that I thought of this.

We need to co-operate in order to defeat this... man... this, whatever it is.

ok, this one time. Its like Venom and Spiderman co-existing to defeat Carnage. this one time, im on ur side.....program

*gets up, walks up behind xeous, and lunges his fist into him* i don't think you will be doing much of anything, xeous...or should i call you, agent Jedi...?

*stumbles out of nowhere and burps and farts at the same time *

why do you make your grandchildren fight?

hello son

you make your mother very proud

*cant take neo being tourtured so runs toward smith and punches him only to be turned into a smith*

ha ha ha. today you die jedi so we *points at himself and origional smith* can kill neo. *runs toward jedi and jumps into him and makes him explode. dusts hands then rans at neo*

*gets kicked back by neo into a transit van*

*runs at TO and spin kicks at his head

*is unaffected and jumps inside neo, only to come out the other end*

I dont think I want to fight you now, The Ones

Now that the streets are clear...

Mr. Anderson, get over here now! You scared little woman!

k, lets go
*flies at smith, taking him through a wall into a building*

*Laying on his back, in pain*

*Punches the ground beside him with both hands, raising him to his feet*

*Dusting off his suit*

You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson. A smart human would have given up a long time ago. Apparently, you are a lot more unintelligent then I would have ever thought a human capable of.

*sweeps Neos feet out from under him and kicks him in the face*

*hits the wall, making a huge dent in the concrete*

*as smith comes to finish me, i catch him off guard, kicking him in the face and sending him flying through a window*

*Crashes through the window, falls a good 15 stories onto a car.*

*looks out the window down on a motionless smith, but knows he isnt done*

*Lays still, playing possum with Mr. Anderson*

damnit, im gunna fall for it

*flies down to look at a supposably knocked out Smith*

+

So predictable, Mr. Anderson

*Jumps up at Neo, catches him, and throws him at the car as hard as he can*

*gets taken with the car for about 1000 feet until colliding into a brick wall, where the car explodes, and i am no where to be found*

Goodbye, Mr. Anderson

*appears jumping out of the street and flies right back at Smith*

*Spin kicks Neo in mid-air*

*after getting kikd, comes right back and roundhouse kiks smith, knocking his glasses off*

u look funny without ur glasses

No, My glasses! I cant see without my glasses!

*puts my glasses on smith*
k, i like seeing in coding with tinted glasses anyway

Thank you, Mr. Anderson!

*Kicks one Alias Neo in the head, and as he does that, uses the first ones head as a springboard to kick the other one in the head too*

Two of you. More fun for me.