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what are some weird or funny cocktails you've heard of?
i remember one of my friends ordered me a "sex on the beach"
then they wouldnt stop teasing me about it

their are loads

i know there are
i just wanna find out what some of them are

Sperm

Cupido
Devil' s Kiss
Electric Smurf
Eternal Fire Storm
Fat Box
Fireball
Gates Of Hell
Green Cookie Monster
Horse's Neck
Lava Flow
Perfect Kiss
Pink Pussycat
Sex And The City
Straw Hat

and lots more...

and the list goes on and on

heebeejeebee is one

i wanna try electric smurf
sound good

The Buttery Nipple!
The Blowjob!
The Wet Pussy!

^Oh Link, you would!

Devil's Kiss sounds good........ winkiss

Fuzzy Navel sounds hilarious

rusty nail

BushWacker!

thats me.

Oh, I thought you would have been the 'Legspreader!'

that too.

Well I'm the Backseat Boogie - whooo! Yeah!

i am the grandmaster ass tapper.

screaming orgasm

hot girl: hi, can i have a screming orgasm...

bartender: sure, i get off work in 45 minutes...

in all honesty, screaming orgasm is a drink...

COCKtail....

I took a mixology class (it's just learning how to make a bunch of different drinks and us laws about drinking and junk) anyway we had to come up a signature drink I made one and called it a chupacabra but it turned out I made a bloody brain so I couldn't use it .
heres the bloody brain.....

3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
Bailey's Irish Cream
5 - 7 drops Grenadine

Pour peach schnapps into a cordial glass, and gently float bailey's irish cream on top. Add the grenadine, in separate drops, into the glass.

Serve in a Cordial Glass and it looks like a bloody brain floating in a glass.

how about a dead nazi... who doesn't like a dead nazi..?

whao going a bit acka

what?