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you dont have to confess your sins if you dont want to but if you just want but i will

i mean i have to confess to someone? right? and if you want to then go ahead and this is a NO BASHING ZONE. if i hear that someone is making fun of someones confession there will be consiquences.

i have to confess, i hate, carrots cry

I confess. I have been a bad boy. I think I deserve a spanking

oh dear

just kidding. im a good guy really

I have to confess, I have nothing to confess.....

i have to confess that my shoe is untied

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now its not

I have to confess.

I did it, it was me!



Sorry

once, when i was like 10 or 11, i killed a cat with my bare hands.

^ i knew it was you all along!

who, me?

lol....actually that comment was directed at Baylin...but sure, why not....I can't believe you killed my cat Rogue Jedi!

i was young. i cried so hard after i did it.

i find it rather morbid...and it reminds me of that story....the black cat....

I have to confess....................






























I'm a desperate sex crazed maniac, who sells myself on street corners

things we DON'T know please

i grabbed it by the tail, swung it around and flung it like twenty feet into the air. it hit a concrete staircase and died instantly.

so did you realize what you were doing? or did you just think you were gunna send the kitty on a nice ride?

Want street names then

I have a confession....... I am .......


SMART! :P

something I don't know, please

Tears from funny-ness...>cry... ...lol1

I confess nothing...I was NOT at that convenience store that night! I have an alibi!

hmmmmmmmmm I'm stumped

I also have to confess... wait a sec... I'm thinking on it...

alrite then.... same time usual place

i was showing off for my friends. when i started crying, they made fun of me.

lol...i'm glad i amuse you

RJ - i feel as if this whole cat thing was quit the scaring experience!

yeah, when i realized what i had done, it really fukked with me.

its understandable...that would be a hard thing to take at a young age

well, i was a young little prick.

lol, at least you can admit it

poor RJ... well you must've been quite the idiot to not think of the con. before you threw it. I feel really bad now...
I remeber this one time I tried to take care of a Blue Jay and it grew really well and flew off when I set it free. It came back and laid it's eggs in my room (I usually have my window open...) and it had a nest and every thing on my desk. So she came in often. But all of the eggs but one hatched and she left it behind taking the others. So I'm taking care of it right now... its funny though it likes to go outside and then back in... so its *WHOAH!* he just landed on my chair!

ever since then, i have been an animal lover.

I've been a animal lover since the first time I got my puppy. He's pretty big now though. He's a Black Lab. and I also... wait do you want to know how many pets I have?

one time (when i was much younger) my dad was cleaning the top of the shutters by our windows outside...and there were these baby birds on top...and my dad let them fall to the ground, and they got crushed, and died.....i bawled for hours

thats sad as hell.

i thought so

cry those sure as hell aren't tears of joy...
that's so sad! Your dad hopefully wasn't thinking... or did he do it purposedly?

I confess that I spill the milk when I was 6 years old! It wasn't the dog it was me! Me!! ME!!!!

i used to shoot birds with my pellet gun. unfortunately for the birds, i was a deadeye.

i don't think he did it on purpose....actually i can't remember....part of me wants to say he knew they wouldn't make it and let them die...OH WAIT! i got it now (i think the story just got sadder actually) a few of them fell to the ground and died (accidentally), so then there was only like one left, and my dad knew he wouldn't make it alone, so he killed it.....i'm feeling sad just thinking about it

poor little birds.

i always imagined there tiny skulls being crushed

now i've gone and made everybody sad!

i dropped the screw in the tuna

i picked it up.

I once punched a wall and put a huge hole in it and i said I tripped and fell into the wall.

i once punched a wall, but hit the 2x4 stud.

One time I pissed in an empty bottle and threw it at a guy I hated at the time. (though I was friends with him years later)

once at a party, me and my friends pissed all night in a big ozorka water bottle. when this prick we didnt like showed up, we told him and his buds it was beer and they drank it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I once pushed my friend out of a second floor window. There was a pool below us.

once a guest jumped from the third flor of my hotel into the 3 ft section of the pool.

I was pretending to be a gangster before and was using all sort of pimp talk, and jokingly called somebody a n!gga, then realised that the guy I said it to was black, and got reallly offended.

I was in primary school (9 years old), and was falling asleep, and the girl sitting next to me tried to wake me up, but I wasnt having any of it, and got frustrated and swung my fist out (still half asleep, I didnt know what was going on), and gave her a bloody nose.

I was out clubbing one night a few months ago, and it was really crowded, so when I started dancing, I didnt know who was behind me and accidently hit a girl really hard in the face.

Another true story in my life
There was this one time that, I was drinking at this camp ground and a cop drove by. all I did was wave to him with my beer, And he took it away and drove me back to my camp site. And he made sure I stayed there the whole night.

did he touch you in your special nono naughty place?

No, he stayed in his car

But I think he wanted me to go hang out in the car too

sure he did.....

Ok Fine, you right...I felt so violated

...did he use his nightstick on you?

It was long and wide

now i'm scared. HE was using his nightstick?? Did he have his handcuffs as well

did you get a reach around?

I once flashed a woman in a car ( I was only 10 years old at the time)

and a whip

I beginning to think this was not a real cop

Did you have to pay the cop???
Or did you get him from the yellow pages??

Who told you?

I need to talk about something else now...

I once told my grandma to shave her moustache

me too.

I also just cheated on my Community Service...shhh...don't tell anyone

i confess...i like boobies.

Thats news to me

really? hmmm.....

No not really, You say it all the time

i do not!!!!

BOOBIES

knockers.

Knockers?

Now really people... I have something to confess.... I fell in love with a puppy when I was five! Oh the humanity?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People???????????????????????????

here.

where!?!!?!?!?!?!?

aqui.

F U KK I keep missin people!!!!!!!!

did you miss me?

F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes i did....

everyone does.

i know...i have to confess somethin...i eat gilbert grape..

I mean I ate himm...fufufufuf....

I love Shif

<<I just LOVE him!!!!

I loved, and lost...now I have no one to love.

I loved and hated and hated s'mmore!

I'm being honest though...I just found out today the one I love doesn't want a relationship like we used to have.

I found out today that the one I love STILL hasn't replied to my letter...

Real letter or e-mail?

Cause for the both of them, he isn't able to reply easily.

patience, young ones.

Plain old mail. Why is it not easy. Maybe that should be a PM, but oh well...

First off...it's snail mail, even when the two of you live so close. Secondly, he's probably thinking of what to write, then he would have to wait for someone to get him a stamp and to get it mailed off...then the time it would take to get back to you.

we are men. we are stoopid.

Wait for a stamp... sounds like my house.
First I thought he would sit at his desk for hours waiting for someone to walk by with a stamp... That wasn't what you meant.

Nope not at all.

His family is lazy...like mine. It takes forever to accomplish something as minimal as mailing a letter.

fart

Oh, wow, I think you finally get it! Jumpy

hey lance, that happened to me a week ago...(the relationship thing)
to confess for myself...i was in love with her, but she'll never know.

why dont you tell her?

Same with me. I like 2 guys, one who unknowingly broke my heart after three years, and another in three weeks.

Amazing what guys do unknowingly...

i wont tell her because she wouldnt accept it, and i didnt break her heart, she broke mine.

I have to confess...I'm not gay

the girl i fell in love with last year passed away at the age of 13 and i never told her how i felt.....how i truely felt

/\thats sad cry

and then later on around december last year one of my best freinds passed away to and she had a crush on me. i feel guilty

I just think its sad that you never told them how you felt

yea.... i really liked her too and i didnt even know she like me as well until her funeral in july

cry

Confession *chokes* wherefore could I not pronounce Amen?

steve is dead...killed him... jokes! it wasn't me1 i swear!

i have a confession...

Ok here goes.... Im sorry but Im about to realese a secret. I LIKE STEAK! There I said it.

feel sorry for u thats really bad bawling

I have a yet another confession...

I did not really take my dog to a farm where he could run free.

well?

I was waiting for an answer too, but I guess it was so bad that they could not go through with it.

i know what FJ's confession is.

What?

*zips lips*

I wont tell

I like scratching my nails along the walls at school.. just because i like to see 'em cringe or get confused

Now that I started I can't stop...

I took my teachers hair piece off, when I was in 7th grade

Just today i made my friend feel bad by saying stuff like 'Oh my gawd you have big boobs! You were so holding out on me"

I WAS being 'polite'

Thats what I would have said

lol

Come on! This is the place where you can confess your sins. Please feel free to tell everyone here about what terrible things you have done and free yourself in this way.

Why don't you get the ball rolling?

Ok, I confess that...Oh God! It's way tooooo bad!

It can't be that bad... I once stole 40 dollars from an orphaned midget and then proceeded to beat him with a burlap sack full of cabbages.

Originally posted by Wonderer
Come on! This is the place where you can confess your sins. Please feel free to tell everyone here about what terrible things you have done and free yourself in this way.

You sinned by making this thread in the GDF.

I know it's embarrassing, but I had a one-night stand with Cindy Crawford. bag

Originally posted by botankus
I know it's embarrassing, but I had a one-night stand with Cindy Crawford. bag Pre- or post- reassignment op?

Ooh, I must have missed that news. Is this about the moles or is she now a man?
Either way, I'd go with "post-"

I confess that I masturbate... and like lesbian porn.... droolio

I confess that I have a high sex drive. droolio