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We's get ta talk like we's from the south en hir.

While we is at et, we can come up with our own redneck names.

Right ma?

I wants ta be Billy Bob Judd.

I am from the south, so I'll be myself.

Billay Bowb... cayoote name!

I's think yer purty.

Mah sister is purty too...she's my sister, my grandma, and cousin all at once

whachall talkin bout ?

Hahw cun I be purty?

Nuthin' much man.

Wanna scoop of Skoal and then spit it into mah spitoon?

naz, yur reel purty.

Ah ain't purty! Why wuld you think thayat?

Cuz ya look like his sister.

dems fightin werds, boy!!

I got me a wumen from cross the udder side o town an she recons to be a ver gin.
My daddys none too pleased he says "If she aint gud nuff for ur own kin folk she aint gud nuff fur me neither!"
I dunno whaat to do.

dedgum city folk.

hey at ma old skoool we did a house music day and in my frends house they dressed up as hicks and hillbillies and sung sweet home alabama

Nar, wut we got here is sum country folk who kin sang!

I like taters

"You shud'nt a dun that he jus a boy"

Howdy do. Mah nayme is Frederick M. Drinkwater III. Y'all kin call me Fred.

Dadgum cayotes got in mah chicken coop last night. Dern near finish'd 'em all off, I reckon weren't fer mah shotgun, I wouldn't have none left!

Dadgum city slickers with they fancy-shmancy computers and they faces

I think them city folk is jus envy of our sofisticated terminoligistics and how mannered we be

Now this here thread be more my tastes!

Let's see hure, my redneck name be Tex by golly!

God Bless Amuuurika!

people from the south dont talk like that

dem dere peeple from da south sho do.

no

people from the north talk funnier

hey youse guys, youse wants some pop? hahahahahahahaha

or "what are yens doin?"

no one of the people here ive ever talked to talk like "real" southerners, the only "southern" word we say is "y'all"

yeah im from the south and the only thing i say southern is y'all or n'all
but northern talk to fast but ppl use to say i talk fast but i guess it on how u see ppl

people from boston dont drive a car, they drive a cah.

my principal in from boston and he talks exactly like that

lol

different strokes.
yall know wut ah am sayin?

i dont like my prinicpal no2

but i goig to new school yay!!!

yes

yeehaw.

lol

i have a shirt i found a the mall, and it has "hey y'all" on the front of it and "bye y'all" on the back of it i love that shirt

yeah

Can I have a name......a southerner name......? I dunno what names there are! Help!

uhhhh....just normal names

oh......ok

well, i reckon, if thisa gonbe a reel redneck thread, then wesa gotsta be talkin bout nascar...WOOOO, YEAH!!! NASCAAR!!!

AND GRITS!!!


mmmmmmmmmmm yuumy! grits!!
im gonna ask my mom to make me some grits for breakfast tomarrow

sho nuff.

breakfast? y'all don gotta wait fer breakfast...hell, i'sa eatin grits right now!!

did sumbady say nascar? hoowee, theres bound ta be plenty-a dead animals on them there tracks, ah say we jump that there fence and git us some grub

Hey ya'll! Any news from the Yanks?

lookey heer...aint no yankees welcum in heer. why dont yall jess go over yonder?

this is more cowboy or 1800's talk not redneck talk....

no2 these people don't know how to talk redneck