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It seems I have a daughter. I don't know how or when it happened, but I guess I'm her daddy. I wonder who the mother is??? And if she's hot.

looking at korri, she probably is very hot.

I don't think I've ever seen my daughter. Maybe once. But that was long ago.

oh.. you r the bad dad...
you should take care over her more

poor TH...this happens to everyone at some point in their life

Daddy!!

You dont even know who my mummy is?

Well its either Raz or Backfire

cry

Korri, I am your true mother. The KMC Adoption Agency took you when you were born, I was so young, and Mr Hiker did not want to fulfill his parental duties. I am so sorry.........

but i always thought Raz was my muumy

...what's with the extended family thing going on in here? next you're going to tell me that Korri and TH have a child, in some crazy redneck love circle...

anywho, i guess the logical question for me to ask is, who are my parents?!?!?!

O.K I'm confused

i da papi

Raz is my mummy!!!

eer

crazy

^^the constapated smile!

thats what I was always told

I'm not good enough??

fyou

*marches over to TH and starts b!tch slapping him*

I shoulda done that years ago, you low down, good for nothing, lying, cheating scumbag!!

*stops and pats hair*

Ok, I'm cool........

No, Syren, you were TH's sister when they pronounced Raz dead. So you took over as mommy until Razzie was brought back to life.

*Stares at people clueless and takes a huge puff of blunt*

You got the 12000th post J to the P

I WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR SOMETHING!?

I couldn't think of a more confusing couple of sentences

What did you expect that the oceans would team with fish again? That there is manna in Heaven for such as you??!!! furious

well i have 10908
wow too much time on my hands

oops ... wrong screen name

Phew...thank goodness I have no kids, I haven't been with a member since my certain someone. Or I hope no kids, or she better not be someone annoying.

I'll have your children JP

Oh really Syren?

Korri don't be feeding the kiddies when you see this.

J to the P, you da man. Linds is the hottest chick in your Sig, by the way.

Well of course we're all allowed our own opinions, to me my girlfriend is.


And you are ALIVE Hiker!

I thought they were all your girlfriends.

This P.I.M.P. is a flirt image.

Do you have a suit to match the hat? That would be mega sweet!

No, but I'll look.

Tired Hiker, if you are Mumsys Dadsy, that makes you my grandpappy?

Uh, yes.

And I am Mumsy's Mumsy, so I'm your Grandmumsy

wow...confusing

Uhhh...

but at the same time fun

Same question here...

wow

I don't know what to say.

this is one f--ked up family

It is not F---ed up! Just, confusing. And full of scandals. It is the KMC soap opera. Who is sleeping with whom?

i think you know the answer to that question

And the question to follow that is how do I get the images out of my head now?

images, dont tell me you were thinking about your mum and dad on the job?

SHUT UP!

Whoa, WHOA, AHHHH! *runs off crying and pukes* OMG THE HORROR, CYCLOPS WHY!?

Just leave me be with my pain and agony!

............oh, God.....

well i think about it all the time

Well, let's hope.

Huh

kill me

ok maybe just disown me

Stop whining about things you can't control, what have you done today to make your life better?

im sorry what?

Korri, stop acting up. Be a good girl.

im always good

And would you mind being a bit more serious? Thanks.

ok *acts serious*