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Tired Hiker
Check this out! I'm starting a new Cult. What you have to do to join is to vow to never see the next STAR WARS film, which is the last one!!! That is the only way to get in my Cult.

It's called the -No Star Wars 3 Cultcoolevil face -

MC Mike
Sorry TH, not this time. no

But after I see it, I'll be sure to join. yes

Fallen Jedi
um, i don't think i could do that. if you hadn't noticed, i'm a huge star wars fan.

§pearhead
What happens if lucas makes a sequel trilogy? are we allowed to see that? or how about...? nah. i dont feel like nitpicking this to death right now. maybe later though! smile

Pablo G
I join !

Pablo G
SW blows !

Pablo G
The first trilogy is OK though

Tired Hiker
Yeah, the first trilogy is pretty decent. THe second trilogy though, sort of stinks?

lil bitchiness
I'll join....

Do I have to do anything sleepy

Tired Hiker
You have to dress up like a Jawa.

lil bitchiness
Only if I get to be the head priestess!

Tired Hiker
Okay! You get to be the head priestess Jawa!! smile

lil bitchiness
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Great!! Im complete now...there better be some worthy followers that i can boss arround..make them my slaves...

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*joining..............*

BakaXero
ill join riflestarwarsraygun
now all i have to do is overcome curiosity (one of my biggest weaknesses)down

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laughing

I'm sorry, but.......... Mmm-moley-moley-moley-moley-mole..............

nazgulinthedark
me join big grin

Raz
Blasphemy!!!!!

Korri
laughing

Agent Phillips
I'll join, I didn't see the last one so not seeing the next one shouldn't be a problem

silver_tears
I'll join, I seriously haven't seen any of them through messed

Korri
im not really a big fan erm

dragonpisces272
me either laughing
Im in!

Agent Phillips
I saw the first movies, got extremely bored, and my cousin gave away the ending.

Raz
Tired Hiker should be BANNED for this insolence mad

Lord Soth
I'm going to see it just because there's going to be nothing better to see in May 2005, as far as I know, so far

Pingu
Hear! Hear! for the voice of authority!!!

Carefull TH or you'll be a Tired Limping Hiker.... mad stick out tongue

Raz
More like Dead Hiker stick out tongue

dragonpisces272
Hmm...what a cult...lol...

§pearhead
the dead hiker cult we can call it now. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Vampiree
'll sign after i see it, k?

lil bitchiness
#Hey hey now...I am the head prestess of this....cult!!!

First thing we have to do, is sacrifice the ultimate Star Wars fan...someone who is into Star Wars a lot!!

Someone VERY important....someone like.....RAZ! evil face

silver_tears
its so simple, so easy, so evil..........I LOVE IT!! evil face

Raz
Oooh, I'd love to be a scraficial lamb! no2

lil bitchiness
You dont have a choice Raz!! You WILL be one...yes

Vampiree
can i kill him? can i can i? PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
....

silver_tears
*gets rope and other neccessities* ninja Lil we're gonna take over the world....

lil bitchiness
Damn straight we will....ninja

Sorry Vampiree, but i shall kill Raz, since i am head prieastess, and you will kneel arround his body like they do it in films...yes

silver_tears
prayrip1

Vampiree
no.... *ssob sob* so can i hold a bottle near his heat for the blood to .... you know... wink evil face

Dirty Vader
Well who knows Ep III might be unworth watching. If it is and I go see it, I'll be in terrible pain like ep 1 and 2 when I saw them. I'm still considering your offer... sad sad sad

Pingu
You watch George Lucas will have a stroke of genius and EP3 will relive the glory of the original 3.
Then again he may just have a stroke and please everybody....

Dirty Vader
hehehe....thats would be too harsh though. I'd feel even worse sad

Fallen Jedi
ppl. ppl. gl is a guiness. the last two movies may not have been the greatest but they were both still pretty good.

PrefectRonnykin
i jion

Fallen Jedi
where have all the star wars geeks gone? sad stick out tongue

Dirty Vader
I'm one of them, but one from the previous generation if you know what I mean... sad

Fallen Jedi
hey dv. wink personally i love all the movies.

Dirty Vader
hey there FJ wink.

Tired Hiker
Padme is so dumb, I'm sorry.

BLACKANGEL
TH I bet you are going to break your promise.

Darth Revan
Episodes I and II just plain sucked. The only good two good things about TPM were Darth Maul and Liam Neesun. The only good things in AOTC were Yoda's saber fight and Christopher Lee.
However, I'm sorry to say that I am seeing Ep III. Why, you ask? To prove to myself how dumb SuperShadow is.

Tired Hiker
What promise? I never made any promise! big grin

Darth Revan
GL is an idiot. That's not to say I wish he had never existed, because he did create Star Wars. He's just not cut out for the movie industry. He got incredibly lucky with the first three. One of the reasons I think that is because when he did the SE, he completely destroyed several perfectly good scenes.

Tired Hiker
Totally!!! Maul and Qui-Gon were the best, and they get killed off??? That was soooo lame.

BLACKANGEL
You said they cant see the next star war but I bet you are going to see the next star wars.

Fallen Jedi
what do you mean Padme is so dumb, tired hiker?

oh, and what have u been up to DV?

badkittykitty
the whole star wars story is fantastic...but gl got so carried away with the last 2 movies he put out that they are hard to watch..I just try to concentrate on the good story and ignore the bad acting and cheesy affects

Fallen Jedi
true, the acting wasn't all that great, but i enjoyed the movies anyway.

Dirty Vader
Nothing much FJ.
In episode III, his aim was to make money, he wanted to please evryone in order to that , even kids. Thats how Eps 1 and 2 came out.
The old generation fans got flashed out.

I dont like padme or anakin either, however I like Qui Gonn a lot and palpatine is just great.

Tired Hiker
What's her name, um . . . , damn I can't think of the girl that plays Padme, that actress chick. Anyway, she is just so vacant and she has this dumb look on her face when she isn't talking. Sorry, I'm not trying to offend anyone, I just want to get this cult thing going. The sooner the cult gets off the ground, the sooner we'll get to sacrifice Raz, and that's what this is really all about! evil face

Fallen Jedi
aww, poor padme.

haven't been in trouble lately DV? (refering to your sig)

Tired Hiker
Natalie Portman! That's her name. I heard she was super bored on the set of Phantom Menace and she was being all snotty sometimes, and I think it shows in her acting.

Dirty Vader
that was a while ago, ahem ahem... sad

Fallen Jedi
well, she's my favorite actress so i might be a little biased. but i have to agree with you tired hiker, it didn't look like she was having fun during the filming of the movies. natalie usually gives great performances.

Fallen Jedi
why so sad DV? cheer up! big grin

Dirty Vader
Oh I'm fine, I'm fine, just a stroke of nostalgia there...so what about you?

Fallen Jedi
um, i'm good. me and scott are friends now so everything is fine. big grin

Tired Hiker
Have you seen Cold Mountain? I'm wondering how her performance stands out amongst the other great actors/resses in that film.

Fallen Jedi
yeah, i saw cold mountain. i thought she was great. very powerful.

Tired Hiker
Hey, not to be rude, but I'm trying to start a cult here. Can you hold off this chatter and maybe pm eachother if it doesn't involve star wars, sacrificing Raz, or Padme? laughing out loud I'm just kidding.

Dirty Vader
DO NOT INTERRUPT MY CONVERSATION WOTH FJ PLEASE!!!!

Fallen Jedi
um, okay. sure. wink

so how is life in the fast lane?

stop all the downloading!

the mind games...must...have...to stop.

sorry, just had to spaz there.

Tired Hiker
At least I said I was just kidding. mad

Fallen Jedi
aww, i feel so loved.

Tired Hiker
"Dirty Vader and Fallen Jedi" - I never really thought about it, but your names work well together. You two should hook up or something. big grin

Fallen Jedi
yeah, everyone keeps saying that. interesting. very interesting.

Tired Hiker
I knew I couldn't have been the first to think that. I'ts a given. So, when is the wedding. Should I shut up about it already?

jacksparrow22
eek! ill join your cult hiker!

Dirty Vader
big grin

Fallen Jedi
i just gotta ask, but why dirty, DV? shifty

Tired Hiker
Okay, you know the rules, right? No Star Wars 3 and you are in!!! Welcome! big grin Oh yeah, we might sacrifice Raz later, so you have to be able to stomach that as well. no expression

Fallen Jedi
sacrifice Raz? now that's interesting.

Tired Hiker
I can take a guess. He probably looks just like Hayden Christianson or what ever that guys name is, but only there is apple sauce all over his face and grass stains on his knees! laughing out loud

Fallen Jedi
tired hiker, what are people gonna do with you?

Tired Hiker
Pray? I don't know.

Dirty Vader
Well you know... wink

jacksparrow22
smokin' no star wars 3!

Tired Hiker
See, it's the apples sauce!!!

Fallen Jedi
*flings applesauce at tired hiker* damn it, i am such a clutz today.

so do you look like hayden christensen DV? just wondering.

Tired Hiker
Yeah, it was Lils and Silvs idea. I think it's great. I'm sure Raz will love it too! evil face

Dirty Vader
hmmm embarrasment no sorry confused
Do you look anything like that lady on your sig? eek!

Tired Hiker, clean yourself up big grin

Fallen Jedi
*fligs more applesauce at tired hiker* damn, did i do that again? angel

Fallen Jedi
now, that's an intersting question.

Tired Hiker
I'm just going to leave the apples sauce on me and change my name to Dirty Tired Hiker!!! big grin

Dirty Vader
I was gonna call you that...saadly you posted right before I was goin to sad

Fallen Jedi
applesauce...that's new.

there's whip cream and chocolate syrup, but applesauce, now that's new. shifty

Dirty Vader
hehehe wink
I dont like Nathalie Portman physicaly or anything else so I hope its not he om your sig confused

Tired Hiker
laughing out loud

Fallen Jedi
no, actually its keira knightly. natalie's twin.

Tired Hiker
Now she can act!!

Fallen Jedi
what's with all the natalie bashing?

Tired Hiker
Sorry. It's just that . . . . I don't know. I guess I really just don't know.

Fallen Jedi
natalie a great actress. have u seen any of her other movies?

and DV where did you go? confused

PrefectRonnykin
shes purty

Fallen Jedi
yeah, i know. i'm so jeleous.

Fallen Jedi
um, did i even spell that right? huh

PrefectRonnykin
me to

§pearhead
its jealous smart

Fallen Jedi
thanks pyro. happy but that still doesn't mean i'm not gonna burn your boxers off.

Dirty Vader
I just dont like her. I've seen a few of her interviews. What a stupid ***** although that girl on your sig is mmmm mmmmmm mmmmm... eek!

Fallen Jedi
again, poor nat.

so DV? what are we gonna do?

Dirty Vader
Thats all up to you princess... love

Fallen Jedi
interesting...

Dirty Vader
hehehe... shifty

Fallen Jedi
so when exactly did we meet?

Dirty Vader
On that thread where we were talking about starting work, school just after the christmas holidays if i'm right. I'm the guy that said he never sleeps...

Fallen Jedi
wow, you remember that far back? god, you are so sweet.

Tired Hiker
Okay, this is a scary cult thread, let's not forget!!! big grin

Fallen Jedi
oh, yes. *begins to laugh evily* hahahahahahah!

sandman26
not on your life tired stick out tongue or mine for all that matter cool

lil bitchiness
eek! OMG OMG OMG!!

Virginia!! baby!! eek!

Did you get my PM about my number change....?

Fallen Jedi
yay! another star wars geek. i think you're being out numbered tired hiker.

sandman26
not a geek just i want to see that last movie cause after seeing the first two and the last three there is no way i'm missing the one in the middle

Dirty Vader
I remember a lot of things. That was you, right... confused

Tired Hiker
NO!!! Miss the one in the middle!!! eek! It'll be awesome, trust me.

Fallen Jedi
wait, who are you talking to DV?

and yeah, i agree with you scott. there is no way i'm gonna skip the third and final installment. gl is a guiness!

Tired Hiker
He's a Guiness? Draft or in a bottle? *drinks George Lucas*

sandman26
missing it would bug me to death anakin hasta turn to darth and destroy all the other jedi lots and lots of fighting the 3rd one is ging to be awsome

Dirty Vader
I was talking to you FJ

Dirty Vader
laughing out loud

Oi! Dont make fun of FJ!!! miffed

Fallen Jedi
okay, what is wrong with gl, tired hiker. first you bash natalie and then gl. why? for the love of god why? WHY! again, i'm drinking coke.

and DV, what about that dance?

lil bitchiness
Star Wars....im sorry to say....sucks no expression

For some reason, I hate it with passion!

Fallen Jedi
i can't believe you just said that. *starts to feel dizzy* whoa, the room is spinning.

Tired Hiker
Damn, right when lils gets her I have to go edit crap. Damn. sad

lil bitchiness
It does though...you know it...deep down inside, you know it does! yes

lil bitchiness
Im off to sleepy, I'll be thinking of you or dreaming of you or something along them lines...big grin

sandman26
star wars doesn't suck its was a turning point for all sci fi movies its like my sister says yea e.t. sucks but its a classic and you hafta love the classics

Fallen Jedi
um, i didn't really like e.t. but oh well. its strange how younger generations can get hooked to star wars. i mean, i'm 17 and was not even born when the original came out. the newer ones got me hooked.

Dirty Vader
Sorry FJ, I was busy wooping some rebel scum's ass in my TIE Fighter.
I'd be honoured to dance with you. smile

sandman26
i hate the movie et but mys ister says its against the unwritten law to hate it because its a classic

silver_tears
*stars worshipping HULK* pray since it's TH's cult confused

jacksparrow22
laughing irene!

silver_tears
Ginia baby, missed you loads!! crybaby

jacksparrow22
i missed you too irene!!!!hug

silver_tears
just for you Ginia hug

http://www.nataliedee.com/painting-hug.jpg

jacksparrow22
eek! omg!!!!!!!!! can i be the bald one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tired Hiker
HULK, now that's a real movie! Thanks Silvs! cool

silver_tears
omg he's all yours baby rock

and TH I do what I can for our leader cool

jacksparrow22
yay!Happy Dance

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