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was reading the paper today and theres an article

jk rowling has actually signed up to many chatrooms and forums under a fake name and tried to say whats going to happen. of course whenever she says it, people are saying its too far fetched to happen and then dismiss it as bullsh!t


and i figured seeing as kmc is so big, she may have been here

look for newbies! with suspiciously far fetched posts!!

cool!

*eyes the newbies suspiciously*

Stay alarmed lol.

WHOAAAA::::::::
YaYnEsS! Then some of those weird HHr theories could be TRUE!!!!

,my eyes are wide open....

*points at ladygrim*

SHES NEW!!!!!

...she is new...interestingly enough, her name has grim in it.

Good point Celestial...coincidence?? I think not

Yes, she visited the Mugglenet, she has a username there, of course. Go to her website, i am not so sure, but i really read a username she used.

we found her people

LG....something you want to tell us

hmm.... are you sure you guys really know me?

i have seen a pic of you!
so nyah your not rowling :0

rowling is richer than the queen of england.....wow

I thought she was second to the Queen?

Tassie: Are you trying to tell us something?

no she is richer than the queen

theres about 40 english people richer than the queen

Lol well, at the end of the day she is human like the rest of us and could find an appeal to forums and chat rooms like many of us do - so she could have been a member of various places before she started trying to test the waters with 'spoilers' or ideas. Therefore, she may not be a newbie in certain places but anyhow, even if she was a member - imo we should all just get along as usual because we're all in the same boat here having discussions with people we don't know and as anonymous entities on the web we're all equal.

Just a sidenote: it must be weird having people act like authorities over you and your opinion when you're the creator of the story, but hey, everybody likes to feel they know more then somebody else she's at least the one whose really got the upper hand though. But hey, it's a learning experience!

hmmmmmmmm the plot potion thickens I don't know guys there are so many good ideas and theories that maybe jkr is just scouting about to see how the fans are reacting and not posting, if jkr has been in here she must 've had a giggle at the umbridge thread. but saying that if shes looked at the polls she'll see what we would like to happen in the books and do the complete opposite of what we suggest could happen. saying that though it might convince her to bring our beloved sirius back whatever form be it ghost picture our finding a spell to resurect loved ones.

Exactly what RebelPhoenix said

lol...yes looking at the umbridge thread could think whoever has been mosting there is crazy...not me

i think i am insulted. joke!

every body stop!!!!!!! JK if you here I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GENIUS!!!!!

Thank you....

ooops... gave myself away there.....

Excuse me?
BGK, we need to speak. Apparently you're guilty of impersonification.

All of you who remain on my good side, I shall remember it... I have already begun making my list

and WHOA, I doubt JK Rowling would bounce in KMC as a "Big Gay Kirk"

omg...if she was, jkr and i wouldnt b 2 happy with each other

*POINTS TO REBEL PHOENIX* It's you...........you are very knowlegdeable like Phoenix, our other moderator. I even asked Phoenix if she was socking RB..........


Or its tassie........................ hrmmmmmmmmmm LOL!!!


yeah i read that at her sight that she had been to mugglenet and tried to chat but no one liked her ideas.........

Lol! It's not me I swear

I only wish I was that talented and successful!

OK.........I confess........ITS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nah, just kidding!

Hmm it could be a possibility that It's me, what do you all think??

Sorry.... It appears I'm not JKR.... I asked my mum.... but at least it took abit of the heat off Celestial Moon, huh... anyone else wondered why she's always so fed up that I keep telling everyone what she has planned? Sorry for spoiling the surprise!!

well im not the woman u are looking for cuz if i was i would have the friging seventh book out by now

Ok, we are having Euphoria " Whos Jk among us". But I think by now we have too many Jks around only couple of us didn't declared them selves as JK. and just for the records I'm not JK.. my time is coming !!!

How would you feel if you were one of the people on mugglenet who put her suggestions aside as too far fetched? & JK is a VERY lucky bit--lady

*points at LADY GRIM* you are my next choice for Joanne................ and of course you wouldn't post book 7 if you are her.......duh?! LOL


(back to studying.............)

Lady Eowyn.........nah...I don't think you are JKR...........


I am not and Phoenix is not I can say that much! (protecting the mods.......... :lol

why do you piont at me like that its scary

*points at ladygrim*

nnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

*points at airangel*


...just feeling to point...

Tassie i bet u r!

lol... at lest there not pionting at me anymore

^^^^^^^^^^^

JKR doesn't like the practise of calling Voldemort 'Voldie!'

^ YEAH I READ THAT TOO.... (SORRY FOR CAPS)

Hpwabout 'Voldy' with a 'y' then? Lol just kidding

I think that would be just as bad.

Oh yeah, and noone suggest that with a little therapy, Voldemort would be lovably harmless.

There was an aticle in a paper about this? Whatever the paper is called it should be illiegal for trying to give a way my way of seeing what people think!

No! wait! you didnt just hear that! I didnt say anything!

loll

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i have seen more than one, maybe she has more than one id

*points at hhhhr*

I was just about to do the same thing!

Let's all annoy J.K.Rowling.

Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie!!!!!

let me jion in voldy voldie vldy voldie voldy

*Also points at hhhhr*

hhhhr we know it's u !!!
and hhhhr:
voldy voldy voldy voldy voldy
voldy voldy voldy voldy voldy
voldy voldy voldy voldy voldy
LOL

yah, jkr hates that. says it's like some1 saying sweetheart 2 him LOL

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Nah, seriously I luv ya, JKR

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I am really startin' 2 think that hhhhr

^^ is JK (sorry)

what would her sig look like and wat sort of name would she use ... seems to me like pottermad could be her ...as nothing much is filled in their profile ...

I am, in fact, still wondering whether it is a coincidence that your name just happens to have the word "Grim" in it LadyGrim

the grim in lady grim stands from grima as in grima wormtongue ... as in the character from lord of the rings ... so

Ah...you say so but how can we be so sure I think that, JK would probably want to keep her identity secret and deny it (as you are ) therefore, *points at LadyGrim*

and i piont a finger at you lot but is it the finger you are thinking of i think not...

guys i have something to say...
I AM JK!!
no that was just a joke everybody knows hhhhr is JK, or myb just mayb it's...
*points at ladygrim*

its not me why does everbody think its me ... i have more of an intrest in lord of the rings ... don't u think if i was jk i spend all my time in the haryy potter forums .... and its rude to point by the way

If JK was here at KMC you'd think she'd be in a thread that was about what would happen in the next book, like said in the articles, not in some arguement with the natives.

true enough...she would get a good laugh at the theories

it cant be pottermad... she has "voldy" in her sig

thanx ^^ but i think JK would put something like voldy or grim *points at ladygrim* in her sig so that ppl won't think she is jk... well just a thought but i am suspicious about ladygrim and hhhhr

or maybe *sparrow moment here*

she would be a knowitall potter fan who is called jk rowling and tells you all what WILL happen because she knows you wont believe her.

lol yeah...*looks around at all the newbies who make threads about knowing what will happen*

who thinks hhhr is rowling,hhhr, if you are (HA!! IT RHYMES) please tell us what book six is called

^^ i do... c'mon hhhhr tell us what's the sixth book about

i think we would all like to know

I've already told you all what happens in the sixth book....

HARRY POTTER WILL NOT DIE IN THE SIXTH BOOK 4 THE LAST TIME!

well that's obvious ^^ 'cause there's a seven book but i mean like who's gonna die or like if sirius is dead or something like that...

^^ *looks up at the Dark Lord* ^^

*points no fingers *

Someone told you I....I mean J.k Rowling was prowling forums!? who told you I w-.....I mean she was?!

JK Rowling is contracted to write 10 books. So BGK is, like you say, wrong.

who's BGK???

I'm BGK.... and why is no one open to the possibility that Harry wil die in the sixth book... maybe I've muddied the issue by spouting sh**e a bit, but look at this for a plot... Harry, desperate to reach Sirius, goes beyond the veil himself... he's dead! Hermione and Ron struggle and struggle to find a way to bring him back, unaware that Harry is on the verge of finding the secret of how to finally destroy Voldemort... alas, just as Harry and Sirius are nearly there, WHAM! He's brought back... the wrench of losing Sirius a second time is almost too much, and Harry becomes almost psychotically devoted to ending Voldemort's life... and incredibly angry with Ron, Hermy and Albus.... then, in book seven, Harry's friends watch him becoming more and more ruthless and single minded, and must work out how to stop him becoming a murderer... but too late for poor Draco....

...bgk, i'm sorry i think if u go thro the veil u cant come back. otherwise, sirius would b back because he wants 2 protect harry. it just wont really happen.

Dan says Harry will die in the end... but if the last word of the last chapter of book 7 is "scar" -- what would be the need to say it if Harry is already dead???

and I also have a theory that either Ron or Harry will die, and that the other 2 will move mountains to try and bring him back... and will eventually succeed.

i sure to god that hp7 will end in a death other than vodemorts..but it probaly won't be harry ...even though the collection would be ruddy marvolues if it ended with the death of harry....apologise event hough i am a fan hp is n't my favortie character

whoa!!! but don't get suspicions on me cause am new too!!!!