Opening soon!! Tired Hiker's Pizzeria
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Tired Hiker
This place will open soon, I promise.
lil bitchiness
Great, before it opens you can give me a job!
Tired Hiker
Hires Lils as Chief Cutter Of Pizzas!
lil bitchiness
thats a shit job!!
*storms out*
Tired Hiker
Theres going to be heated tables, so the pizza is always hot!
Tired Hiker
Damn, Lils quit. *hires Kaleanae as Chief Cutter of all mighty pizzas!*
lil bitchiness
*storms back in*
And another thing...
chair
*storms back out*
Tired Hiker
*re-hires Lils as foreign consultant* Duties are to travel to distant countries and spend the company's funds on random gifts for Tired hIker.*
Tired Hiker
*takes pizza cutter job*
lil bitchiness
Oooooh I get it. YOu want me to go away and not be arround!! well...
On second thoughts
I SHALL be going to Spain and Italy
hubba hubba
ahem, I mean....i'll thinkabout it....
Tired Hiker
Kaleanae, will you be our head delivery driver?
Tired Hiker
*has no idea what Lils is getting at* *opens chain of Tired Hiker pizzerias in Rio*
Kaleanae
I wanted to be the OFFICIAL AND CHIEF PIZZA CUTTER, but I could be a delivery driver, the problem is... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
lil bitchiness
YOu have no idea what im talking about..like...ever!!
Italians and Spanish men are in my openion the sexiest
Tired Hiker
Oh, well I am neither, so I hope I don't disappoint you.
Kaleanae
Ok
Punker69
hey can you find anything for me to do?
lil bitchiness
You talk funny teehee and thats so cute!!
You are the cutest TH, and you know it!!
And afterall, you look like:
Johnny Depp
Billy Zane
Kevin Bacon
Orlando Bloom
Benjamin Bratt
Daryl from Glassjaw
John Cusack <---
etc...
Kaleanae
Hey, somebody wants a pizza, on question: who's making the pizzas?
Tired Hiker
We need someone to answer phones and coordinate deliveries. Do you feel ready for the job?
Tired Hiker
me!
RonyLeBeau
I love potato pizza ya got those Mr. Hiker.
i slayed buffy
cheese pizza yummmmmmmmmmmmy
Vampiree
i want a job too!!!!
Kaleanae
Hey, the delivery girl is ready to work!
§pearhead
hmm...pizza. do i have any? *goes to the freezer to check*
White Lady
i have pizza spears its cheese ham and pineapple yum
§pearhead
hey...i actually did have some. w00t!
White Lady
me too cooked mine ages ago just eating it now
tptmanno1
Hey you Non_Italian TH,
Let an Italian Make da pizza.
and that would be me!!
((I can accually make Pizza in RL))
bobcrickett
Hey, I want to get a job as a sexy waitress here...
*puts on roller skates and delivers food to tables in skimpy outfit consisting of red bra and red short skirt and stockings*
Tired Hiker
Okay, yes we have potato pizza ...
No, I am not Italian, but I worked in the pizza industry for ten years.
We are hiring for all positions!!!
You all get jobs.
Tired Hiker's pizzeria is now open for business!!!!!!!
Grand Opening Special:
Buy one pizza at regular price, get a free roll of toilet paper!
Tired Hiker
You are Head Chef, tptmanno1!!! Congratulations!!!!chefclapping
BarmyBrummie
hey, can i have a job?
shaber
I want a prawn and blackcurrant pizza PDQ
bobcrickett
What's the toilet paper for, TH?
*skates around slips, skirt flying up* Oops!
Tex
I can be the guest celebrity on opening day! photoclapphoto
Tired Hiker
OMG, this is just so happenning!!!clap
Tex will perform for us and we do serve prawn pizza!!! Chef Tptmanno is a master Italian, he will cook it up.
BarmyBrummie, you are hired!!! Grab the pizza stand and go sell them on the street outside by the slice!!!
Bobcrickett, the toilet paper is for our delivery customers. How many times have you found yourself at home too lazy to go buy toilet paper. Haven't you ever thought, wouldn't it be nice if I could get toilet paper delivered?!?! See what I'm doing???? I'm revolutionizing pizza delivery and in house dining pizzeria entertainment!!!! It's off the hook!!!
tptmanno1
"Pizza, Pizza, Pizza pie, Lalala..la.la, Chesa pissa, Pepperioni, whata can I a Cook for you!!!"
KidRock
i burned my self on the heated tables im sueing you ass th!
BarmyBrummie
I GOT A JOB!!!
*runs outside with pizza stand* PIZZA'S!!! FRESH HOT PIZZAS!!!
(how much does this job pay :shifty
Twin B!tch 1
so.....who wants one??
§pearhead
me!
pizzapizzapizza!
Twin B!tch 1
what'll it be?
lil bitchiness
I wanna do something....
nothing crpay though diva Im talking job wise by the way..
Tired Hiker
Here, sonny! *hands KidRock a towel* Go bus some tables, will ya!
Kaleanae
Hey, who wants a deliver Pizza? I'm the delivery girl
Kaleanae
Ok, where do you live?
Kaleanae
And It may not arrive as hot as you want because I don't have a license and I don't have a bicycle, so I'll just walk
Dregh
Alright...I'll wait.
Tired Hiker
*buys Kaleanae a brand new moped to deliver pizzas in*
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