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My Therapist says I'm addicted to sex.

I AMENT!




















But then again Im no man

poor mrs link...

Its tough, nice, but still tough. You're not alone out there man!

True, being a sexaholic is very tough, but somehow through great will power and meditation....I am able to subdue my animal urges.

well....sometimes.

I have no urges har har

yah constant use of your right hand will eliminate those urges every now and again.

My urges are triggered by Link's sig...its so lucky for Brad hes so far away from me...cos there would be some restraining orders happening.

omg

you said it Lilz.

Any news on that Brad pic? sorry i was all over the place yesterday. I went out and got new headphones.

wow..

Quiet Korri!

We were on MSN.

Are these working now??

Im collecting them, i have few more!!! OMG dude, thesepics....daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn!!
Seriously... excuse me i have to be alone for a while.

cry

you and me both

tut mir leid.

so what exactly is it about Brad Pitt?

his body drool

women

what about that brain of his?

what's that drool

it's that lump three feet above his ass.

Yep, she's right!

Ok, made a brake, Im watching fight club

About Brad Pitt...for me:

abs, mouth, eyes, teeth, hair(however he wares it its sexy), voice, attitude, smile, arms, hands, chest, neck, ass, the way he speaks, the way he walks.....etc.


drool

so you mention his mouth, teeth and smile...but you neglect the lips?

Shame on you Lil B...

his lips, I wish I was attached to drool

Holly shit yeahhhh!! his lips...mouth, neck, everything on him is soo.....so.....id rip him apart if he was here, in a sex metaphore kind of way of course.

you know what....i'm willing to bet he'd rip you apart.

You'd be walking funny...or with a limp atleast.

drool yeah....that would be nice.......

Also, I forgot....his laugh!!! thats sexy too.

Milla the innocent virgin...the model of abstinance...RUINED by Brad Pitt.

That would be soo cute!

angel_not



Stop it Brent cry I know i cant have it....so i want it even more....drool


Who doesnt want this in their bed...all the time, every day...ALL DAY!!!!

and the problem wiv that is???

I see no problem

Link are you serius??????

I need to go watch a Bradley movie now
Excuse me

that's like when a guy watches porno and is like...."i need to go to the bathroom right now"

My right hand has suffered repetitive strain injury

carpel tunnel syndrome...

Yeah, I have this weird tingling in my thumb now

i think you should embrace it link

haha!! You people crack me up!




Admit it link, you would so do brad if you were a girl.... you too shaber

hi

hey there.

if i was a girl? hell ya!

But that doesn't say much...if i had boobs, i'd be a ****!diva

You two?!!!!!!!!!! ... And I thought I was the only one with that ad-dic-tion on this board!

Who was that actor who played Hareton Earnshaw in Wuthering Heights. He is about the only man ever to have really done anything for me.

skank nono

You know it!

poor you

you love that stuff sils

damn right, it's my custom label

Skanking is hard work, but it's not my fault that I'd be a ****...

Damn this Nymphomania!

you should change therapist

Which version? The one in 1992 is Jason Riddington
http://www.betsyda.com/pictures/tv/highlander/hl6.jpg

It was one which was faithful to the original text except for leaving out Lockwood's sadistic dream - set in pre-Victorian times...

That picture in your post is not him though.

That smilie looks really wrong

That's one of them
There were like 8 adaptations

What's wrong? You two go on in an homosexual vein all the time.

Well, most girls do though without seeming to be aware of it.

what the hell are you on

Case in point

man i had a girl friend that made me sit down and watch "Queer eye for the straight guy," "queer as folk," and "darma and greg" all on the same night.

OMG on Queer as Folk 2 guys were kissing and like...doin it

Needless to say....she lasted about a week.

w...hhh....aa...t?????

I mean that Sil writes sexually charged material to female members all the time.

Two guys doing it? urgh!

and worst yet....the dad walked in and he hates the fact that his son's gay.

That show scarred me for life.

omg yea, I'm after girls now
and that comment after milla's was in fact for you about wuthering heights

A guy doesn't hug or kiss anyone unless he's after something sexual from them

really???? i thought it is normal that friends are hugging...

that's bs
maybe if you were a girl with brothers you would know better

I'll hug them all...kiss them all...and take them back to my place for a smoke n' a pancake!

Damn this Nymphomania!

so there is really no way for hugging with no sexual contest???

he's just an idiot, pay no attention clovie

not with me!!!s

ok...
now i'm aware...

oh ok kewl

hey, what are you girls getting at?

nuthin

i wonder if KMC actually has any nympho's that'd be interesting...

i have no idea about any

oh Syren!!! Where are you Syren?......

i don't think so...

what's with you chicks and all the smilie face answers?

i dunno... bag

who cares

i see someone decided to join the nympho ranks with me....welcome aboard Silv.

I've been nympho for a while now

not with a sig like that you haven't!

Maybe you should give up sex for a while...see how that turns out.


I dont think im addicted to sex, i an pretty much control my urges,



































Except of course Brad urges...those are absolutely uncontrolable.

Give up sex? cry

b.....bu.....but what am i gonna do for fun? crybaby

Get a hobby

i thought that was a hobby....

I just wish it was my day job.

Get another hobby like.....ummm....movies or I have an idea...everythime you feel the need for sex, think about naked Queen Latifah

hey!

Fat B!tches need love too! Especially the Queen!


Movies? sex sells in movies.

ok then

ok...so it's all a lie. I'm a fake. I don't think about sex...ever.

thats nice

http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/love/liebe09.gif < link

Seriously, I am very glad indeed that I don't have any sisters. Having a load of brothers is often pretty bad, but that...

do you have a girlfriend

You're addressing someone stupid enough not to get a girl's contact details - when he finds someone well balanced who can stand him!

^ yah what he said!

anyone ever get a case of the hornies? man those suck!

I know some girls on here get them from Brad Pitt....so don't come in here giving me that "" stink eye crap...

but brad pitt in his fight club costume drool

ooopps....you did it again!

LOL

not funny!

hello!

hi...how's it going Kor?

im ok im not feeling well u?

Slightly sun burnt, worried sick about Sexay, starving half to death...

Yup, sounds like another typical Friday

Im reading a book

is it a book about sex?

i see through the charade....there's a nympho inside you trying to get out.

WHAT IS IT?

Nope, im re-reading Fight Club...since i bought the movie receantly...

Then Im going to go buy Lullaby, also by Chuck Palahniuk

they made a Fight Club movie?

so do you actually get to read the line "I am Jack's colon...i get cancer and kill Jack." ????

Nah

Its a little different to a movie, but it is by far, the best book made into the movie yet! By far....some scenes in the movie were added. Like the bit in the bar, when Jack and Tyler are drinking beer, that didnt happen in book at all. There are few others, i cant remember now...
but lines like

''I knew this because Tyler knew this'' are still in the book

but no colon love???

it's a travesty....and a sham....and a mockery. It's a traveshamockery!

'Sticking feathers up your but doesnt make you a chicken' some lines are exactly the same as the book....dude, you have to read the book, forget the film (even if it is Brad Pitt in it ) forget it, read da book

Alright Lil B. I promise that next time I'm in a Barnes and Noble or Borders...i'll get the book.

what book?

Fight Club

Fight Club

tx

ive never read it, ill see if i can get it out of the library

i don't have library account

lol you should get one

i just lost it
a week ago

cant you replace it?

ive had about 7 library cards

nope, i give up the library account and the locker.. and everything..

i should sign up to other library.

yeah, and dont loose it this time

i'll try

*plays with umbrella*