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Welcome to my world...please drive carefully

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Are there any good pubs in Korriland?

um....*hands a cookie to Korri* Learned that one from Trin

yes.....there is one next to the cinema

its called the korri inn...serves cheese pie

a pub!!!!! *goes to the korri inn*

i hope you like lager

*goes to the Korri Inn, orders a pint and a pie*

i like just about anything

anyone want to come to my castle?

if i ever had an inn, i'd name it "come inn"

oooh, castle *follows Korri with drink in one hand and pie in the other*

...Castle, you say?

*grabs a cheese pie for the road*

Castle castle castle!!!! ...with cheese pie

Welcome to Korri's castle (it has a scotland flag outside naturally, and my Lotus and my aston)

ok lets all go in the bouncy room

BOUNCY ROOOM! *runs around*

theres one here called stay inn
and i refuse to take part of this thread as it is a rip off of Irene Land

ok while you have fun in the boucy room ill take Spearhead around the paintball coarse

Wheeeeee! *bounces*

ask clispin she will tell u that its not

p-ball!

MY bouncy room....*goes in and bouncies* Wheeeeee!!!!! Yay!!!

im gonna make yall some haggis!

Does this place have a torture chamber?

yes downstairs

...Haggis? What is haggis? Is it some type of light bulb?

omfg...

Yay! *runs off to torture chamber* Save me some haggis!

its a scottish dish

i think i left someone in there

Oooh...I'll have some haggis then....I wasn't sure if I'd be eating lightbulbs again....

What should I do with them?

oh just kill them

*gets bored with bouncy room* .... *blows it up* *runs off into the kitchen to make evil things* hehe...want a cookie?

Okey dokey *skips off* i'm gonna do some killin, I'm gonna do some killin

ok try not to brake or burn stuff

yeah...the burning's my job.

*while trying to make cookie, accidently explodes the fridge* Oops

*screams are heard from the torture chamber* Mwahhahahahaha!

ok time for the chocolate chamber

*pops head out* Did someone say chocolate?

chocolate chamber...? drool

Chocolate...almost as good as cookies....

yes lets go guys Korrolate is a great delicousy here

*follows* Korrolate!!

Yay!

this is the testing facility feel free to try the Korrolate

*pokes the Korrolate* Looks good to me! *eats*

please dont make yourself sick......i dont that carpet is insured

*Stuffs mouth and pockets with Korrolate*

From torture chamber,

"PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE HELP ME!"

Agent Phillips? wtf did u do to him?

Well I thought I'd killed him

*ignored screams* *fills random bage full of Korrolate*

oh ok.....please continue

If you hadn't distracted me with yummy korrolate I would have finished the job

Then go finish. The screams are annoying...

Righto *goes back to torture chamber and shoves a railroad spike through xeous head* done

llo wold you like to move on to the room of rock?

Sure...*grabs bag full of wonderful Korrolate*

Sounds good *follows*

well i have to go now guys ok u can wonder through my land and make use of the facilites on offer

dont go in my bedroom

c ya xxx

Hmmm, I wonder what she's hiding in there *peeks in Korris bedroom*

*also goes in her bedroom* Hey...lets explore!

*opens her closet*

JESUS CHRIST

*shakes his head outside the bedroom, having a pretty good idea what will happen*

*rumages under the bed* Arrhh! Something bit me!

OMG!!! *hides* What is that thing?

*pokes around under the bed with a stick* It's okay, I think I killed it

Just to make sure....*puts explosives in the room* RUN!!! *jumps out*

I hear steps!!!!!

*hides in closet*

Uh oh....Korri won't be too happy with this...

....

When she comes back, we'll just say a tornado hit it.

Ya , and we came to see if everything was right

good luck pullin that one off

Rat on us and I'll steal your zippo again

Ok, you have my silence. just dont touch the lighter.

*enters the castle*

...Korri's going to kill you guys...looks like I'll have to bake lots of cookies to keep her happy...

I'll take a bra as a keepsake naughty

Perve

*enters castle and helps Trinity_Matrix with the cookies*
you all know that our cover will be blown once she backtracks the posts....

Good point... Mexico anyone?

Yeah, but guess what? I didn't do anything but bake some cookies!

I can still be here because i didn't do anything.

this is my second post on this thread and already I'm near death. I'm helping you bake the cookies Hey the people who rummaged through her bedroom better get over here and help. She might forgive us! or...maybe just wait until she comes back...

Hey Korri, I LOVE you new sig

*Helps to bake cookies* I don't want to get on Korris bad side, she's scary when she's mad

I've just given away the secret to staying on Korri's good side...

Just hope this works...hey soth, get over here and help us bake cookies for Korri!

I'll make her a cheese pie.

ya might wanna make more than one

Cookies, YAY!

yes yes more than one work people no we cant get on her bad side blahhh ((gets dillusional and foam starts coming out of mouth))

*sits back, laughs at all the people who had intruded, raids the fridge*

I've made one , I go for the second now

I don't know why I'm helping you guys, you all brought it on yourselves...

Trin, because you're a nice person.

Yeah, I guess I am...

BUT -- you people making cookies, are NOT getting my cookie recipe! You're on your own there!

Well give Cookies and cheese pie to korri dis night.

hmm...*looks at the contents in fridge, and makes something* I'll call it the vodka omelette.

ok you guys can do that. Ive gotta leave soon

Vodka omelette?

It an omelette with vodka in it.

weird...I can picture Korri eating that...

I gotta go. If Korri comes back, you never saw me

I'm not covering for anyone, by the way...

I wouldn't either but they threatened my lighter!

I know! And there's really nothin I can do about it. Except none of them are here right now. Nvm then!

Mwahahaha...the only ones around are me and you...and they're all screwed when Korri gets back...

yep...we're the only ones who behaved and they all gone so they cant even support each other now. heheh...

*rummages around in kitchen, baking tons of cookies and cheese pies*

Eek....*makes a huge poster that say "We all love Korri because she's the NICEST, most FORGIVING person around"*

Hey I came back and she didnt see what happened...cool...for now...

Heh....Korri has abandoned Korriland...

im always in Korriland just sometimes im invisable

HEY WHOS BEEN IN MY BEDROOM!

*hides Korri's bra in pocket*

Uh ...eh..what are you talkin about??

Eeep! *hides*

u didnt happen to find anything?

Oh...eh..*changes subject* You know , something bited Agent Phillips

does korriland have funnel cakes?

um....no

well boo on korriland!!!

we have a chocolate fountain?

hmmm....chocolate fountain you say?

next to the marshmallow tree

where's pyro when you really need him....i want some damn smores...

if u dont like my world

i love ur world...it's got a chocolate fountain and a mallow tree....and if those aren't reasons enough. Then i can always say i love it because it's named after the most wonderfullest person in the world!!!

this is my world

Yes , it's named after LAND!!!!. jk

funny guy

Hey Korri...

(hugs)

hi Ushee *hugs* welcome to my world

oh..that's how it works....

Hey Korri, *hugs Korri*....*hugs Korri some more*.... *gives Korri another hug*

yeah come in

Nice here...

wanna come into my castle?

*gives korri a cheese pie*

Can I come in?

ah...damn....all I get is a "yeah come in"....

Takes work, Rusky...

(hugs Korri gently from behind)

*observes*

yes quite rite Rusky

but u can always stay in the Korri Inn

Can I???!?!?!?!

since you bought me i suppose

*lays rose petals before Korri's feet, then goes behind her mildly caressing her body, whispering in her ear*

"I have spread my dreams before u'r feet, tread lightly for u tread on my dreams.."

how's that ?

*kisses korri at the castle's door*

And how is that?