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Just out of curiosity whats the weirdest and most random thing you can think of right now?

flying monkeys dry humping tony todd's ( ) invisible camel humphrey!

blue caterpillars munching on a yellow and purple striped giraffes leg mould

popinfresh pies with cherry poppin horses toes and banana custard
i like popin fresh

monkey nipples!!

Chip and Dale having an orgy with Big Bird and Elmo... weird.

i can only think i'm' hungry

because when I'm hungry I get pretty focused on that

I really shouldn't share this because i'm sure you'll all think that it's gross, and worst...you'll think i thought of it. But here goes.

yesterday I was at a bar watching the Lakers game with a friend, and he was talking to me about needing time off of work. Well the excuse that he had to get off work was...

He was going to get a girl to artificially inseminate him so he could have an anal baby...that way he could get maternity leave.

Really gross, but freaking hilarious when he said it.

I'm so hungry

Stir-fry time

birds

humans who have turned into giant parasitic spiders

richard simons (its also a scary thought)

Adolescent radioactive Slugs!!!!!

being at school and then seeing bin-laden jump out of a locker holding a gun, then he falls over and kids come and start robbing him and then kicking him. then one kid takes the gun and shots him.

or............climbing down a ladder upside down

tomatos

porn

That's plausible

camels and cow...think of the breed

Mujaffa's...........Duck!

Walking upsidedown on my cieling or my bed on the cieling

hhhmmm me smiling .... thats just really wierd god gonna have to have conselling for that thought arrrrrgggghhh

I have Lupus, want some?

tomato sauce in my undies.

Potatoes!

Watch out for people with two eyes

don't mess with the duck

ants in tuxedos taking over the world....

lol ... very scary .... horses in mcdonalds work outfit ...ergh

the two armed man!

monkey trousers

monkey undies.

Kung-Pow enter the duck, Chinese eatery likes to cook dog. Look out for the meteor!

panther bras

panther boobies.

slippery pink cactus plants

a bullet in my stomach.

that's easy emma watson winning an oscar! HAHA!

a mans lips on my neck....*shudders and runs away*

my bologna has a first name... it's o-s-c-a-r...
my bologna has a second name it's m-e-y-e-r
I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaay
'Cos Oscar Meyer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a!!!

what am i going to do over the summer...?

genital gonahreic mumps on my pet dogs face

claire is weird

you dont wanna know
or do you?

Sitting in a basement in your pyjamas, listening to the 'Oscar Myer' theme song drinking a brocoli milkshake playing one person Monopoly.

Some guys shaking hands then they fall off and join the army...

You are the reason men fall in love.

its so true!!

thinking of lamas ruling the earth...

if i was a lama, i would want to rule the earth too

Erotic Donkey Shows

nice...

i can think of myself eating my socks

orangatang titties

This is very bizzare indeed... all I can think of is everyone all of sudden turning into killer birds and waging war against each other until only one bird is left, eventually he'll die I would supposed, and then we're all screwed becuase Earth is empty and devoid of life.

Fattie thick neck Jr.

The Penguins are REVOLTING!

honsetly i keep thinking that one day i might get shot.

4 Green monkies dancing like bananas

cross breeding.

my sister becoming a potato chip......

having sex with a rabid porcupine.

wow that would be a pit uncomfortable

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is what I'd truly like to be
'Cos if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
Everybody'd be in love with me!

ok you guys are weird

A distilled water eating contest? Where?

everything's fantastic

i'm fat and hairy

just joking i'm really not

see I'm really not

fat men in speedo's

Invader blood marches through my veins like giant, radioactive rubber pants. THE PANTS COMMAND ME! Do not ignore my veins!

dinkies

Homosexual squirells marching in unison

nice

thanks

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Would a homeless person eat food off of a naked dead man?

can elephant's feel their tales??

Anti-Freeze Martini

dogs drinking gasoline

blowup

He was number one!

How a song called "anus", culo can be soo good, Like its a really good song with a really good beat.

wups i 4got 2 finnish my coffee

Well there's that NIN song that goes "I wanna f*ck you like an animal" but it's a really good song

*finnishes cold coffee*

The weirdest thing... I can't see my eyes.

yeah and i cant bite my ears...thats so weird...

The weirdest thing I can think of right now would be to play with the thought of dangling my balls above the gears of a giant grandfather clock.

burnt toast really pisses me off

I'm gonna sleep with my shoes on today

hmm...

I wish I could be naked all the time.

Clothes suck!

ook

purple baby snot

m'kay

Rotten broccoli fart

nots

dust bunnies the size if small rodent

I have gay daygoos

mouldy cheese

eggs

no, kitty, this is my pot pie...

um, ok

I got a piece of sh&t car

aparently i jus won the 'hourly prize' on my computer. is it jus me or does that happen often?

shark infested cabbage leaves

albino midgets feasting on blue retards with mullets

orange soda cookies !!!! .....with milk

I'm dying because I'm in love.


What? It was weird wasn't it?

I like throwing babies into wood chippers

Me ripping throats out with my teeth then turturing a couple of pregnant nuns.

I want to be struck by lighting while on a iron ladder. This would cause my skin to fuse together with the iron ladder. ouch!

me

I see a head with wierd tubes comeing out of it. The face is that of my own.

Erm... my vast and beastly huge army of flaming penguins with guns attacking my skanky Winn-Dixie customers as they drink spiked kool-aid from Metal Buckets, listening to Pearl Jam and shooting large quantities of the evil, deadly, demon-possessed chickens! Not to mention my flaming penguins wear sombreros. I'll try to add a picture of my gun-carrying penguin. I really have one too, I swear.

cool

Okay I think I got it. Hang on... this is gonna be stupid....http://cowbert.2y.net/~sirmoo/images/webarch/uconn2001/penguin-with-gun-2.jpg

Got it! Yeah!

pie

freezing genitaliar and hitting with a hammer

dead dog

^^ *nodd* and friends

aunty allergy

dogfight

that turtle sig

WHAHAHAAHHAAAHH eheheheheh

edit me

three monkeys sh!ting on the white house lawn

eat me

flying haddock called marjorie who lives in devon

she has a handbag

beat it

Im perfectly sane...

she lies i tell you

wait.. i lie..
i cant whistle

im a cat aparently

mhm .. and cats are evil.. therefore.. kofmaster = evil...
laters...



(some ppl need to go to bed!)

WHAAHHAH tell me somthing i dont know eeheh *takes out lighter*

my thoughts too WHAHA