Bond Fan-Fic

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yerssot
Guys, I made a little thread here:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f53/t295267.html

It's were I post some story I'm doing (and evy should be helping but she doesn't dare) , if you got suggestions, info, help, etc., please post them here happy

Evy_O
this story sounds so familiar eek!
ahem... what do you mean I don't dare? mad stick out tongue

yerssot
cause I told you it already stick out tongue

well, you got panicky when I asked you to help out stick out tongue

Evy_O
I have the next part of it shifty

I never panicked, how wude! schmoll stick out tongue

yerssot
you'll do it eek!

hope we can work on it soon big grin

Reborn Again
I also wrote a Bond fan-fic. It's only in chicken scratch right now, but I think it has a pretty good plot.

Zoran comes back. He survived his fall off the Golden Gate bridge and has genetically altered his appearance to become someone else... Truman-Lodge has survived Sanchez's shooting and over the years has risen to become the biggest supplier of virtual reality entertainment in the world. They team-up! I thought Truman-Lodge recieved a bad rap in Licence to Kill and I wanted to use him in a more far-reaching way. And introducing Goldfinger's grandson, out for revenge for his grandfather's death, and James Bond Jr. The youngest Bond to enter the fold.

The story was written after Goldeneye. I have the plot all sketched out and all the chapters done. I just have to type it into the computer.

yerssot
written after Goldeneye? kewl, with the that "becoming someone else" and DaD...

hmmm, a good team-up I say big grin ... sounds like quite a reunion you got there smile

Reborn Again
I know. I cringed when I saw that idea stolen in Dad. I had it FIRST! sad

yerssot
can you prove it? you can sue them and they would be forced to take it off big grin

Reborn Again
ha! ha! No unfortunately. But I want to post my fic on fanfiction.net anyway. A lot of my friends want to read it and I want to finish it!

yerssot
well, do finish it big grin perhaps we can see it too big grin

Reborn Again
Once I do, I'll post a link.

yerssot
perfect, you can post it here too

Evy_O
That's great Reborn, and the fact that it has a relevance to DaD makes it even better wink Post it here, yes big grin



I won't eek!

sure happy

yerssot
that part is done now, evy, I'll post it in that thread... first have to reread it though, but hope that I can now make it through wink

Evy_O
it's posted eek!

yerssot
yeah, now doing the new briefing big grin

Clark_Kent
since you are truly a fanatic of 007, and i hope this thread will explain these:

hey, yerssot, how would YOU match up BOND, if you where a Villain?

or do you prefer to save the world?

just asking...

yerssot
oh, others here are even more insane about him big grin

matching up Bond? if I have knowledge of the previous movies... stay away of hand-to-hand combat. Bond can shoot any regular badguy miles away, but can't hit the main villain for some reason. So, since bad guys always lose, get lots of guns to keep him at a distance... also never flee using a plane, car or whatever since he will have a way of following big grin

but I of course would try and be bond ... much more fun wink

Evy_O
Bond is invincible of course raver

yerssot
oh, now you revealed my ending stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Fan fiction, Y? Did a bit of it myself in those "galaxy far away" teenage years... wink

Wrote a DIRTY HARRY piece as well as a few with, ahem, "worldly" lady vampires after watching tons of them Hammer Horrors late on Friday nights... whistle

yerssot
really? I've wondered into that same galaxy to, actually wink

sounds like a job for Emmanuale stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Bring her on as the next M then!!! rock

Evy_O
Is the next part posted? eek!

what? are you people crazy??? stick out tongue

yerssot
no, working on it and it's long sad

well, he is big grin

Evy_O
why is it long? messed

I can tell big grin

yerssot
not really, just takes a long time and pc is acting up

than do stick out tongue

The Redeemer
The PC? And I thought it was this shite Gateway 2000 I'm using...hmm...maybe there's something up on KMC...

They're probabley putting a block on any words involving the word Brosnan... laughing out loud

yerssot
no, not on kmc, just this rusty old thing wink

they worship him wink

The Redeemer
'tis no wonder Gateway put 2000 on their product...expiry date...to the bin you piece of... embarrasment

yerssot
don't worry, you got all the time in the world

The Redeemer
laughing out loud Touche old boy, touche!!! yes

yerssot
one of the best phrases that should make a return in a bond story

The Redeemer
I thought it was a song???

yerssot
they say it too from time to time messed

The Redeemer
Just the once! roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
only once? you sure?

The Redeemer
You're talking to the ultimate OHMSS fanboy here, Y... mad

yerssot
fanboy being the keyword stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Do I sniff a bit of sarcasm there, old boy? stick out tongue Or maybe just a little jelousy??? laughing out loud

yerssot
I'm nevah stick out tongue but lets go back on topic wink

The Redeemer
Balls r...er, OK, back OT!!! embarrasment

yerssot
yeah erm.. can't write the rest for now sad

yerssot
perhaps tomorrow, when I got a clear head... it's about him breaking in

Evy_O
so where is it? big grin

yerssot
didn't got a clear head stick out tongue

yerssot
I wrote a bit evy; just for you stick out tongue
pfff, boring part now sad

Evy_O
I am oh so grateful stick out tongue
I know, I have it eek!

yerssot
I wrote even more, more than you have stick out tongue

Clark_Kent
why doesn't bond carry a bigger GUN instead of his pp7(is that the model?) if i were him, i'd have the worlds strongest handgun...a 357 MAGNUM...i like the AK47 he uses...the question always came to mind..on the games i use that pistol..on N64, and xbox..the small gun..that is...

Hehehe. Bond should have a bazooka. That'll be really somethin'!

yerssot
cause he has to fit it in his suit and of course, it has to be classy wink

Evy_O
it has to have the right size eek!
a bazooka would perhaps be too visible if he was in a secret mission no expression

now I have it all stick out tongue

yerssot
would also suck the fun out of it sad

hmmm, should finish it tonight

yerssot
placed the parts I already did a few days ago online

made a little "funfact" in it ... with bond being replaced by 008 (hint at two other movies)

Clark_Kent
lets throw this obvious FUN-FACT to the lions..

Femke Janssen and Alan Cumming were again on the same side..only with fellow mutants...and may have worked with a future 007 as in (yes)...Hugh Jackman...

(my fan-fic/fun fact was answered so fast that...i just got to the scene where BORIS says, "besides, the Americans are Slugheads..." , that i hope will cover my mistake..)

yerssot
funfact? wrong topic wink

well, hope he doesn't get the role sad

Reborn Again
Pretty good. But this story is in script. How'bout formulating it into a story format for an easier read?

yerssot
it's the idea it's in script messed got bad english to write it in so that was the better option

Reborn Again
Want me to try?

Evy_O
It's like a script cause Pierce will have to be Bond and it'll be made into a movie etc yes

yerssot
yeah...into a movie ... shifty

hey RA, if you wanna, you're more then welcome to give it a shot of course smile

The Redeemer
I'll do you a nice little JB short script, Y...none of that fancy CGI rubbish though...a nice little character orientated number... yes

Evy_O
focusing on characters big grin

The Redeemer
I think a story where Bond encounters an aging Blofeld would make pretty good reading...

yerssot
but Blofeld pretty much died messed

The Redeemer
He did??? Last time I saw him was getting bashed about in a submersible sub in DAF...unless you count the FYEO pre-titles sequence??? His name wasn't mentioned there, old boy...something to do with THE COPYRIGHT!!!

Which Kevin McClory has!!! yes

yerssot
well, some fat bald dude that holded a grunch against Bond died in FYEO stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Why do you think Blofeld hasn't made a reappearence since DAF? McClory has the Broccilli's by the balls and good luck to him! smile

yerssot
and now Bond doesn't need them anymore to make movies wink (Blofeld and his other characters)

The Redeemer
Yeah... and now that's why the modern ones are crap! sick

yerssot
it's not like the classic ones, but it gotta evolve

The Redeemer
Yeah...evolve, or should that be dissolve, DOWN the crapper with all the other sh***!!! stick out tongue

yerssot
ok, DaD was more dissolve, but still, the other Pierce's were good

The Redeemer
Only one, TND...

yerssot
what was wrong with Goldeneye? (can perhaps get the thing of TWINE)

The Redeemer
It's an easy to please number like TSWLM...it's horrible to look at i.e. cheap...the Brocoli "vegetables" put everything in there to make up a nice digestible stew for the Bond fan that THEY think THEY know...

BUT there's nothing in the whole mess that's easily swallowed...it's a "comeback" Bond like FYEO and TLD that attempts to appeal to the idiot masses with a nudge nudge, wink wink to the REAL Bond fan...

yerssot
well, it did need a new look after Dalton wink

Evy_O
you people are so mean to DAD no

yerssot
it's the only thing that keeps me awake wink

The Redeemer
Sorry Eve...but!!! roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
eve's butt? blink

but we should get ontopic again ... if any

Evy_O
who said anything about butts blink

on topic yes, erm.... more story? yes

yerssot
he did big grin

I'm just about to reread it and see if anything should be redone big grin

The Redeemer
I like butts...Naomi's in particular! raver

yerssot
get her as bondgirl in your new fanfic wink

The Redeemer
Caroline Monroe was a doll!!! smokin'

yerssot
by now she must be rather old

The Redeemer
Yeah... but she's still a hell of alot better looking than The Skull...

yerssot
you mean the one from TSWLM?

Evy_O
I present you.... the Skull! stick out tongue
ta-da!

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/tswlm1.jpg

yerssot
I present to you my mad-face... mad
tadaaa mad

oh, and evy, what about nightgoggles in the building eek!

Evy_O
I got the same mad face, what a coincidence eek! mad

what's nightgoggles? stick out tongue

yerssot
I'll explain it later stick out tongue

I'm gonna post the nightscenes

yerssot
the nightscenes are online now, not sure about them, haven't really re-read them

lol

yerssot
that bad huh

Evy_O
they are good big grin

yerssot
suck up stick out tongue

Evy_O
ok, you asked for it stick out tongue

THEY SUCK

happy? happy

yerssot
barelysad

Evy_O
then don't call me a suck up schmoll

yerssot
I won't anymore wink

have to put this on a small hold

yerssot
bleurgh, comp at home is in the repairshop, gonna take some time messed

Evy_O
you can't write it at the uni computer? blink

yerssot
I can, but not much time

Evy_O
ok happy

yerssot
damnit, pc at home is gone sad

Evy_O
which means?...

yerssot
less time to write and such

but in the next scene, Bond will get his mission and we'll see the new bond car eek!

Clark_Kent
ahh, 4 your story? good..i ate a handful of salted peanuts while i read..could use more action and less story... cool, but what do i know?

yerssot
that's the problem... I want to get more story cause lately it's pure about FX and not like the oldies

Evy_O
what's the new car? eek!

bond action to come, I guess big grin

yerssot
the Z9 if I'm not mistaken big grin

yeah, it's time to meet his girl wink

Evy_O
that's a BMW, right eek!

finally, the lima girl stick out tongue

yerssot
of course, the Z3 is from BMW, why shouldn't the Z9 be one wink

hey! she's tha ultimate babe, y'know! stick out tongue

Evy_O
that's where I made the connection from Z3 big grin

sure she is stick out tongue

yerssot
yeah, but not that much info available on Z9 last time I checked sad

she definitly is! I'll post a pic of her soon eek!

Evy_O
you can improvise then eek!

where's the pic?

yerssot
I didn't had time eek!

Evy_O
find some stick out tongue

yerssot
yeah yeah, friday at earliest

yerssot
btw, this will be the bond babe

Evy_O
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice eek! three thumbs up thumb up thumb up thumb up

yerssot
she gets more up eek!

yerssot
I'll start writing again on saturday mesa thinks, suggsetions are always welcome of course

Tptmanno1
Don't you mean,
She gets more up than my thumbs!

yerssot
I tried to keep it clean wink

Tptmanno1
Meh

yerssot
you not apperentlywink

Evy_O
eek! eek! eek!
oooh that's hilarious laughing out loud laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing

yerssot
what about TWO bondgirlseek!

Evy_O
they get six thumbs up?

yerssot
evy evy evy... we're talking about what the reaction would be of boys ... not thumbs now wink

Evy_O
each boy can have only one reaction, so.... even with two girls... stick out tongue

yerssot
yeah, but the speed babey, the speed eek!

Evy_O
ok, big speed stick out tongue

yerssot
slow wink

I'll go and try to write tonight ... hope it works

Evy_O
slow reaction? blink

worked?

yerssot
speed isn't always good stick out tongue

yeah, a big brainstorm about how Q should be introduced and stuff, ... and where they should meet cause the room of Hendrik is too small... I actually thought of implenting the cut joke from TND in it

yerssot
a new (very small) part is up where M talks to Bond about the new mission... next up is Q ... just trying to get back into the feeling

Evy_O
speed is good when it comes to reactions thumb up

read that, nice part happy

yerssot
yeah, if the pc is acting nicely I can work on the next part happy

Tptmanno1
Underground workshop allways works or you go with the hidden workshop

yerssot
I'm not sure, ... the joke I want in it needs some space... and since they are in a city, I guess the best is to go for an underground workshop but they go up to see the new car?

Tptmanno1
Naw, Like in DaD Big underground thingy. Like an underground wherehouse

yerssot
I was more thinking in the line of the south-american place they showed

Tptmanno1
That works

yerssot
and then the car drives out of a underground parking lot...which should work cause if I'm not mistaken, there is one under the grand market, have to check that

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