The Kmc Islands.

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BLACKANGEL
I just thought of it. Its kinda of like the Bahamas. You get tans, swim with the fishes. Go to a hotel. Couples could have the sweet room. Their you spend time together. Theres a bar. Open 24/7. Their are night clubs. You know the whole 9 yards. You could also open your own thing here.

Ill need help on the island.

So the KMC Islands is open.

§pearhead
phat. a bar! big grin drunk

Vampiree
i can help you... i can work in the bar big grin

White Lady
great i need a jack dee please.....need help with what???????

BLACKANGEL
Thanks vampree. I need help like people to take other people orders. I need a DJ for the night club.

Vampiree
i can';t be a dj... but i can be a barwhatever...

White Lady
what can i do

BLACKANGEL
Vampree is the Barwhatever thingy.

White lady you could be the DJ

anyone else

Vampiree
yesss!!! i get to mix drinks!!! and clean glasses!!!! and.. and... DRINK VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!

BLACKANGEL
I need someone to put on a cute alfit and help people.

White Lady
hey how about some music to liven this island up...................PARTY PEOPLEEEEEEEEEE

§pearhead
Vamp...drink over here!

BLACKANGEL
Any request. We have Rap, R&B, Hip Hop, Pop, We even have Rock. Just tell me the song.

§pearhead
rock. put on some cold!

White Lady
think ill stick some rock on

BLACKANGEL
I really dont know how to dance to rock but does anyone want to dance

White Lady
nah i cant sorry im mixing the decks

BLACKANGEL
Ill dance by myself well try to dance.

§pearhead
messed I never realized that rock music was meant to be danced to.

BLACKANGEL
Theres a first time for everything.

§pearhead
there's a lotta firsts for me. im pretty dumb yes

BLACKANGEL
lets put some Sean Paul- Like glue.

Vampiree
*makes a huge drink for pyro* there ye go, hun!

§pearhead
thx vamp! happy *flips a tip your way*

BLACKANGEL
Who wants to swim

Vampiree
thanks for the tip wink drink, anyone?

BLACKANGEL
Can i get a soda.

Vampiree
one soda for the bossgal! *pours*

White Lady
a vamp can a get a jack daniels with one ice cube and a small dash of coke thanks

Vampiree
jack daniels... coke... ice cube... big grin got it, ye want me to add a small umbrella to it? wink *makes the drink*

White Lady
nope... ty any requests i was thinking off some raghav

Vampiree
okey smokey! wink

§pearhead
arr...boards are slow right now.

nazgulinthedark
i went to the jack daniels distelery yesterday

White Lady
wow

nazgulinthedark
it was actually kinda boring confused

§pearhead
yeah, those places are. drinking them is better.

Vampiree
*falls asleep behind the bar*

*wakes up vamp with a bucket of ice cold water*

Aqua
i wanna go surfing!

Vampiree
argh! *shakes* what can i do for you? *starts cleaning glasses*

Let's go together before vamp tries to kill me.

BarmyBrummie
*comes to the island in a little plastic dingy*

Whooooo!! PAR-TAY!!!!!

I'd like a little bit of vodka (not a little bit; a lot)

Vampiree
*pours vodka for [email protected] and abby*

BarmyBrummie
VODKA!!!!! Smirnoff ice........drool

Vampiree
no! i serve only polish vodka miffed

Aqua
roll eyes (sarcastic)

*swims out far from the island*

MORE; I WANT MORE!!!
hic

BarmyBrummie
but i had smirnoff last night in my little rubber dinghy, I WANT SMIRNOFF!!!!!!!

Vampiree
*pours more* i hope i'll get a good tip for that

Vampiree
NO SMIRNOFF!!!! *points to the NO F*CKING SMIRNOFF sign on the wall*

Do you have vodquila? If you have; you'll get a really good tip (50 cents; joking; 50 bucks)

Tired Hiker
Gotta have a board if you want to surf!

*opens up Tired Hiker's Surf Rentals right next to the bar*

Don't drink and surf . . . . drink and THEN surf! big grin

BarmyBrummie
laughing out loud FINE!! *Drinks a bottle of POLISH vodka* happy!?!?!

How much for a board TH? big grin

Tired Hiker
Boards are free if you've been drinking!!! I highly encourage and promote surfing under the influence! Only at KMC Islands, of course! wink big grin

BarmyBrummie
Whooo *grabs a board and heads out to sea*

*Grabs five boards (I drank a lot) and starts selling them.*

Vampiree
*pours vodquilla for [email protected]* there ye go, hun!

what can i do for you, TH?

The Force
*run off a jumps in the water, to go wrestle a shark*

BarmyBrummie
SHARK!?!?! *swims out of the water* ARGH!!!!!!!!

Tired Hiker
Vamps, I'd like uh . . .. . .a bloody mary, my friend! wink Bloody as hell! vampire

Vampiree
*makes the drink* there ye go, mate wink

Tired Hiker
Don't worry!! That's just my pet shark, Snooter. He's super cool. He battles off the bad sharks that visit the Islands in the winter. sick

BarmyBrummie
mmmmm, bloody mary's wine

Tired Hiker
Thanks! *drinks delicious drink* Ahh.

Vampiree
*holds her hand open in front of TH* A-HEM...

BarmyBrummie
ye must PAY!!!

Vampiree
yes MO-NEY!!!

ugh... my bar is so empty... sad *starts cleaning glasses*

White Lady
jack dee please

Vampiree
*makes the drink* there you go, sweetheart!

tigida_tigida
*strolls on in come a long way.......need vodka with a can of fosters.....help*

White Lady
ty.....

Vampiree
*pours, gives* here ye are, darlin!

Gimme the usual

Vampiree
*pours vodquilla*

*drinks all at once* More please (I'm almost sober so I can say please)

Vampiree
*pours more vodquilla* there you go sweetheart~!

keep 'em coming

White Lady
i need a drink had a very wierd pm!

Vampiree
*pours vodquilla*

*makes a bloody mary for WL*

White Lady
hey now your talking.....i have no idea what to say in my reply. the drink might help

It always helps.

White Lady
yeah...and it did he wanted to know something about me told him i had feet like hobbits

Twin B!tch 2
*sigh* my bar is dead...

§pearhead
not for long...and i like the new sig! big grin

Twin B!tch 2
it's the first sig i ever got, actually ^^ i love it big grin

§pearhead
what about the other ones...?

Twin B!tch 2
i like them... but this one... *sigh* i love it...

§pearhead
it does look pretty cool yes

Twin B!tch 2
and there's PYRO ON IT!!!!

§pearhead
But there's no FIRE in it. sad

Twin B!tch 2
.. so?

okay bub... if you want to sit here endlessly, you gotta drink sth.

§pearhead
Dont worry bout that...hit me!

AND IT NEEDS FIRE IN IT!

Twin B!tch 2
no fire!

ugh... it's a BAR. drink and pay, or get out...

§pearhead
*gasps...* Pay! I never had to that in the Gents club! no

Twin B!tch 2
well... that's NOT the gents club...

§pearhead
sad poo...

holdenhsvgtsr
can we book a hotel for the hunnymoon stick out tongue

Korri
do you have any food

I want vodka; vodkacake and vodkashake

Korri
yeah go for it!

Goddamit; the service is slow here

Korri
its raining sad

Vampiree
*runs into the bar* sorry i was kicking out a wasted guest... so how can i help you?

Korri
im cold

I want bottle of vodka; plate of vodkacake; and a glass of vodkashake. AND HURRY WITH IT!!!

Vampiree
*makes korri tea and chicken soup*

*pour vodka and vodkashake for matt* you'll have to wait a sec for the cake

Ok; be prepared to make some more of it

Korri
sad

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