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I just thought of it. Its kinda of like the Bahamas. You get tans, swim with the fishes. Go to a hotel. Couples could have the sweet room. Their you spend time together. Theres a bar. Open 24/7. Their are night clubs. You know the whole 9 yards. You could also open your own thing here.

Ill need help on the island.

So the KMC Islands is open.

phat. a bar! drunk

i can help you... i can work in the bar

great i need a jack dee please.....need help with what???????

Thanks vampree. I need help like people to take other people orders. I need a DJ for the night club.

i can';t be a dj... but i can be a barwhatever...

what can i do

Vampree is the Barwhatever thingy.

White lady you could be the DJ

anyone else

yesss!!! i get to mix drinks!!! and clean glasses!!!! and.. and... DRINK VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!

I need someone to put on a cute alfit and help people.

hey how about some music to liven this island up...................PARTY PEOPLEEEEEEEEEE

Vamp...drink over here!

Any request. We have Rap, R&B, Hip Hop, Pop, We even have Rock. Just tell me the song.

rock. put on some cold!

think ill stick some rock on

I really dont know how to dance to rock but does anyone want to dance

nah i cant sorry im mixing the decks

Ill dance by myself well try to dance.

I never realized that rock music was meant to be danced to.

Theres a first time for everything.

there's a lotta firsts for me. im pretty dumb

lets put some Sean Paul- Like glue.

*makes a huge drink for pyro* there ye go, hun!

thx vamp! *flips a tip your way*

Who wants to swim

thanks for the tip drink, anyone?

Can i get a soda.

one soda for the bossgal! *pours*

a vamp can a get a jack daniels with one ice cube and a small dash of coke thanks

jack daniels... coke... ice cube... got it, ye want me to add a small umbrella to it? *makes the drink*

nope... ty any requests i was thinking off some raghav

okey smokey!

arr...boards are slow right now.

i went to the jack daniels distelery yesterday

wow

it was actually kinda boring

yeah, those places are. drinking them is better.

*falls asleep behind the bar*

*wakes up vamp with a bucket of ice cold water*

i wanna go surfing!

argh! *shakes* what can i do for you? *starts cleaning glasses*

Let's go together before vamp tries to kill me.

*comes to the island in a little plastic dingy*

Whooooo!! PAR-TAY!!!!!

I'd like a little bit of vodka (not a little bit; a lot)

*pours vodka for be@st and abby*

VODKA!!!!! Smirnoff ice........drool

no! i serve only polish vodka

*swims out far from the island*

MORE; I WANT MORE!!!
hic

but i had smirnoff last night in my little rubber dinghy, I WANT SMIRNOFF!!!!!!!

*pours more* i hope i'll get a good tip for that

NO SMIRNOFF!!!! *points to the NO F*CKING SMIRNOFF sign on the wall*

Do you have vodquila? If you have; you'll get a really good tip (50 cents; joking; 50 bucks)

Gotta have a board if you want to surf!

*opens up Tired Hiker's Surf Rentals right next to the bar*

Don't drink and surf . . . . drink and THEN surf!

FINE!! *Drinks a bottle of POLISH vodka* happy!?!?!

How much for a board TH?

Boards are free if you've been drinking!!! I highly encourage and promote surfing under the influence! Only at KMC Islands, of course!

Whooo *grabs a board and heads out to sea*

*Grabs five boards (I drank a lot) and starts selling them.*

*pours vodquilla for be@st* there ye go, hun!

what can i do for you, TH?

*run off a jumps in the water, to go wrestle a shark*

SHARK!?!?! *swims out of the water* ARGH!!!!!!!!

Vamps, I'd like uh . . .. . .a bloody mary, my friend! Bloody as hell! vampire

*makes the drink* there ye go, mate

Don't worry!! That's just my pet shark, Snooter. He's super cool. He battles off the bad sharks that visit the Islands in the winter.

mmmmm, bloody mary's wine

Thanks! *drinks delicious drink* Ahh.

*holds her hand open in front of TH* A-HEM...

ye must PAY!!!

MO-NEY!!!

ugh... my bar is so empty... *starts cleaning glasses*

jack dee please

*makes the drink* there you go, sweetheart!

*strolls on in come a long way.......need vodka with a can of fosters.....help*

ty.....

*pours, gives* here ye are, darlin!

Gimme the usual

*pours vodquilla*

*drinks all at once* More please (I'm almost sober so I can say please)

*pours more vodquilla* there you go sweetheart~!

keep 'em coming

i need a drink had a very wierd pm!

*pours vodquilla*

*makes a bloody mary for WL*

hey now your talking.....i have no idea what to say in my reply. the drink might help

It always helps.

yeah...and it did he wanted to know something about me told him i had feet like hobbits

*sigh* my bar is dead...

not for long...and i like the new sig!

it's the first sig i ever got, actually ^^ i love it

what about the other ones...?

i like them... but this one... *sigh* i love it...

it does look pretty cool

and there's PYRO ON IT!!!!

But there's no FIRE in it.

.. so?

okay bub... if you want to sit here endlessly, you gotta drink sth.

Dont worry bout that...hit me!

AND IT NEEDS FIRE IN IT!

no fire!

ugh... it's a BAR. drink and pay, or get out...

*gasps...* Pay! I never had to that in the Gents club!

well... that's NOT the gents club...

poo...

can we book a hotel for the hunnymoon

do you have any food

I want vodka; vodkacake and vodkashake

yeah go for it!

Goddamit; the service is slow here

its raining

*runs into the bar* sorry i was kicking out a wasted guest... so how can i help you?

im cold

I want bottle of vodka; plate of vodkacake; and a glass of vodkashake. AND HURRY WITH IT!!!

*makes korri tea and chicken soup*

*pour vodka and vodkashake for matt* you'll have to wait a sec for the cake

Ok; be prepared to make some more of it