The Ladies Club

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the lost boys
Why is there not a ladies club. that is sexist.

Korri
there is now laughing

Devalion
Cool! But I don't think it will be as popular.

the lost boys
some laides like male strippers instead of slutty female strippers.

Korri
i bet burly will be up for it thumb up

the lost boys
yesh. we dont all want girls "wearing only thongs with long brown hair that cover their breasts" lol if u get what a mean korri. lolol

Korri
laughing dont get me started!

the lost boys
it ish so funny.... help advertise this club. no you know who's allowed

Korri
stick out tongue

cLoVi€
there was such an attemption before.. roll eyes (sarcastic)

i think there were some problems with male strippers stick out tongue

crazy_c
what was the problem?

cLoVi€
there was non stick out tongue

the lost boys
eh?

cLoVi€
have you got any stuff already?

Korri
erm

the lost boys
couple of nosebags lol thats all

Korri
laughing

the lost boys
come on ppl get ur asses in here!!!! we need more peopl and more nosebags for the u know whats lol

Korri
can i grt a noooosebaaaag!

cLoVi€
confused

Korri
you wouldnt understand our mental state no

the lost boys
come on clovish

Korri
why Clovish? What the f**k?

cLoVi€
yes.

why clovish???? What the f**k?

Korri
she wants to be a cleaner, its no surprise she is mentally unstable laughing

Syren
*walks in and sits down at the Bar*

I assume there is a Bar?

*sigh*

It's been tried before, and the fact that my Club is popular does not make it sexist, I was going to open a Ladies Club too, but do you have any idea how difficult it is just keeping up with one??

Good Luck to you.......

Korri
stick out tongue

Smiling_Sadly
hi!

drunk_nazgul
Ladies Club. Finally. Okay, I'm bringing in a band of naturally hot men. Pick.

Brad Pitt
Orlando Bloom.
Heath Ledger
InuYasha
Sesshomaru
Johnny Depp
Keith Urban
Owen Kilgore

... embarrasment Um, Owen has been taken. blushing

cLoVi€
there is no keanu on the list! sad

from the ones mentioned BRAD all the way drool

drunk_nazgul
Okie, Keanu is on the list too. And so is Alex Band.

cLoVi€
edit!!! stick out tongue

KEANU love

silver_tears
I want andy roddick love

Rogue Jedi
whos that?

silver_tears
only like the best tennis player in the world right now love
http://andyavenue.freeservers.com/images/andy_roddick_(4).jpg

Rogue Jedi
i knew that.... confused

silver_tears
he's a sexy beast yes

J_To_The_P
But we all know I am the sexiest beast evah. wink cool

Rogue Jedi
make that #2.

Cyclops
Hello, ladies.

Rogue Jedi
they are here somewhere.

the lost boys
syren >> ur sig is disgusting. please dont share ur mixed sexual feelings of bi. make it more suitable plz.

kori> noffin wrong wae cleaners ok?

Corran
Dude there's nothing wrong with Syren's sig, it's kinda cool.

shellie
can i add vin diesel love pleeaasse

Syren
mad

Excuse me you jumped up little miss attitude!

Who the hell do you think you are? I have not had one f.ucking complaint about my sig, until you appeared.

Yes, I'm bisexual, yes, I like the way women look, and yes, I think that you're immature, naive and pretentious. Please don't come to me asking me to change a thing about myself. I'm perfectly happy with my sexuality, and I really don't need your praise to make me feel comfortable.

Corran
oops raw nerve you hit there lostboy.

Syren don't let people's ignorance annoy you.

Syren
And FYI, cheeky, I have the sig specifically because of The G Club.

Strippers, you know? And also, you just opened a Ladies Club, so what gives you the goddamn right to tell me what is appropriate and what isn't?

Incidentally, how old are you?

Corran
me?

shellie
i love your sig syren , wished i had one similar . not trying to copycat or anything , i just like it .

Linkalicious
yah what's wrong with my artwork? I happen to think i did a nice job on that sig.

Syren
big grin Not a raw nerve at all, I'm just affronted because I think I've spoken to her once, maybe twice, and she has the audacity to ask me to clean up my sig. The way it was said was just obnoxious. Had she said it offended her, preferably via PM, I would not have hesitated in changing it. But now she can kiss my fine, half-naked booty.

shellie
you did her sig link ?

Linkalicious
if she wont......can i? roll eyes (sarcastic)


Yes I made it....i made a couple of similar sigs. I think i might just post them to show Lost Boys the beauty of the female body. big grin

Syren
Corran --> No, not you honey, and thanks for saying you like the sig wink

Shellie --> I'm sure Linkalicious would oblige, if you request one in the Sig Request Thread big grin

Link --> You did an amazing job baby, only the best from the best winkiss

Syren
Hmm, shall I sit on some glass again?

whistle

(Private joke guys) stick out tongue

leatherface12
Yo syrens sig is cool and theres nothing wrong with it so whats the freakin problem? smile

shellie
that would be great . look for me in the sig request link , ok ?

Syren
*chokes* Bahahahahaaa!!

Pfffft........

I'm sorry, I just read that again, and it's hilarious!!

How someone can sound so arrogant, so pompous and yet so naive and idiotic all at once, it's amazing.

Well done TLB, you made my day.

And the sig's staying. Period diva

Corran
Lost boy is a she? Hmm that does surprise me, in my 'limited' experience I found that ladies are more open to bi-sexuality than males, unless it's just the company I keep.

Linkalicious
PM me shellie...

Syren
Well, she's obviously not a lady. Girls, young girls, tend to be quite sickened at the thought of woman on woman. I give it two years and she'll be begging Link for a sig of her very own. roll eyes (sarcastic)

My god, did she f.uck with the wrong person. Pointless argument, but I won't take that......

Syren
eek!

Link, you stud!!

He'll be wanting something back for his handiwork Shellie, watch him! whistle

Linkalicious
you devil!

You know I'm already taken! And i'm very....VERY lucky to have who i have...

wuTa
your bi?! eek! ...so...whats up naughty

Syren
Devil? Me?

You're taken, but I'm not sure who you mean right here confused

Syren
What's up?

You, by the looks of it wink

wuTa
how do you know i'm not a chick?

SlickRick69
you're a godess Syren, no matter what some fooks say!

Syren
I know you're a guy, trust me wink

I have my sources......

Syren
And flattery like that will get you everywhere winkiss

Linkalicious
what sources could that be? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Syren
*pouts*

Hmm, let me think roll eyes (sarcastic)

wuTa
you wanna source? heres a source: the lakers are goin down.....detriot baby detriot!

Linkalicious
doing down?

Maybe going down to the Bahamas to show some of the east coast what a championship ring looks like. Maybe they'll be nice enought o fly up to Detroit to show them off for you folks. There's a whole generation that don't even remember what it looks like...

Korri
lol

wuTa
good...we'll mug them and steal the rings...either way those rings are comin to the D

SlickRick69
I'm ready! Let's GO!

the only place I can think to take you to would be the highest peaks of ECSTASY!! yeah baby yeah!!


eek! roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing Happy Dance

Korri
hello

Syren
You're ready? That was quick, I hope you don't say "I'm done" with as much speed whistle

shellie
sounds like soooo much fun , can i join , or is three a crowd ?

Korri
laughing

Syren
shifty

Kinky, open minded people only big grin

Syren
eek!

KORRICLE!! My little Welsh Boat! hug

SlickRick69
oh Syren... you should know it's a looooooooooooooong journey to the highest peaks of Ecstasy... sometimes, it takes hours to get there, sometimes, all night long...

...and sometimes, it can go on Forever, and still leave you wanting for more more more

and yeah, I'm up for that challenge!


and shellie, Korri, etc etc... all my biyatches (as explained in another post...) come aboard! This face seats 5! eek! (which technically means I got room for at least 6!!!, possibly as many as 8, but that get's a little tricky to coordinate.... ))

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Korri
lol

shellie
jump pile yummy

Korri
blink

Line
Wuw!! Thought this was a LADIES club big grin

Linkalicious
who'da eva thunk that women would be interested in men??? huh

Buffy2
Hi people

Smiling_Sadly
hi!

Buffy2
Hi SS whats up?

Smiling_Sadly
not much, havnt been here since saturday! i missed all of ya!

Buffy2
Thats a loooong time ago

Smiling_Sadly
yea i no! almost a week, and ive missed out on wut yall are talkin about!

Ushgarak
Woo-hoo! Keep me on the books...

Dregh
Ladies club, ladies club, nana-na, ladies club

Buffy2
*Sits down on couch alone*

Smiling_Sadly
want any company? *sits infront of tv*

Ushgarak
I am beginning to suspect that the reason there has been no Ladies' club before is becase... they are no fun...

Smiling_Sadly
yea, maybe so!

Line
Ladies as in women behaving nicely ... wink

Rogue Jedi
quite true.....why no men here?

tabby_cat1
*walks in and looks around* Interesting.

Rogue Jedi
*kicks off shoes, plops down on couch*
i'm staying!!!

tabby_cat1
So umm...where are the male strippers?

§pearhead
laughing out loud thats the amount of stripping you'll get

tabby_cat1
Oh...wow.

Rogue Jedi
*farts, scratches ass and watches real tv*

tabby_cat1
...I think I'll go visit the gentlemen's club. CYA!

§pearhead
laughing out loud nice job, RJ

Sexay1
Yeah real nice job. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Rogue Jedi
i crashed this mutha.

Fallen Jedi
ewwwwwwwww! laughing

Rogue Jedi
*burps and eats cheetos*

<<Solo>>
Kool.

Smiling_Sadly
lol! nice rj, mind if i eat some cheetoes? i love um.....
*sits down on couch*
wut are watchin?

Linkalicious
If that is your analysis of the situation doctor....then i must Concur!

Rogue Jedi
porn!!!!!!!

the lost boys
i would expect a male to say that

the lost boys
you are such a fanjita!!! yes u bat for both teams. yea u piss me off. but no i did not ask for your opinion on me. ur attitude sux. u shouldn't feel comfortable. and u can keep ur sexuality to urself it does not need to be broadcast over the internet. bawbag. u could be subtle. sick sick

the lost boys
fine body? naw dont fink so. dont flatter urself. ur selfish if u xpect every1 just to accept ur sig. and no u have not spoken to me.

the lost boys
f u u half witted fat cow

the lost boys
i dont think female bodies are attractive. i wont be begging for a sig. i dont beg. i am not a tramp - - unlike u!

Korri
blink

the lost boys
wot is it all bout

Korri
i dont know stick out tongue

the lost boys
she is such a fud. just cos i dont want to see naked women sprawling over the website

Korri
The Loooost Booooys big grin

the lost boys
yip. its a gr8 film

Korri
lol ya..

ladygrim
hello new to this one so i shalll sya hello to u alll

Miss_Janey
can i have alex band?........please..........................can i?

Korri
What the f**k?

sniper
WELL, i guess i'm in the wrong room...

Linkalicious
Lost Boys....show some maturity. For christ sakes your old enough to be my mom and you're sitting here talking crap over the internet.

Honestly, you're just poking the hornets nest. This will go on for a while.

Korri
lol hi Linkee

sniper
when did this turn into bashing syren & TLB

shellie
maybe we need some bouncers at the ladies club .

sniper
that could help

shellie
but who would step up for that job . it could get messy .

sniper
i dont mind a mess, and i like to throw people out windows stick out tongue

shellie
hmm... i smell a voluntere .

Korri
big grin

sniper
*sniff*
wha?

shellie
u silly . u up for it ? maybe we should get some opinions ?

sniper
yea, I'm up for it.
if I'm needed/wanted

Linkalicious
i just like the part where the girls talk about getting messy big grin

shellie
well i want u here . smile so thats one vote .

sniper
hehe shifty

...*sigh*
I'll be good.

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