The Grave Yard.

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Sacrifise666
evil face welcome this thread is to all us freaks online were we can chill and have fun.


so grab some blunts and beer and lets have some fun. evil face

leatherface12
Sup man. smile * drinks a rootbeer *

Lydia
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sacrifise666
chilling smoking a cig

Lydia
i give u permission to die young

Sacrifise666
ok ill do justyst that laughing j/k

Clark_Kent
where can i get chair to sit on? i ma go and chill in the cut..

Sacrifise666
there's a head stone you can sit on over there devil

Clark_Kent
" that Tomb has the name of Wesley Watters..Born 1991-2004...i think i'll sit someplace else.."

*than walks around and spots a couple of centerblocks, sits one upright and sits the buck down while i pull out a bottle of GIN*

Freddy_vs_Jason
Does anyone wanna go and explore the graveyard with me?
I don't wanna go alone no

Clark_Kent
" its best if you take this handy Billy-club, i stole from the man..anything comes your way..just let em know you know Bruce Lee."

*continues to swallow gin spirts*

Sacrifise666
fvj try not to fall into any open graves the dead have been really alive latley. devil

Lydia
i'm thirsty

Clark_Kent
" for the gholies here..the brew is on the way...good ol bootleg sellers!"

Sacrifise666
clark go get lydia a bottle of water. i put the shit in that abandoned mourge.

Lianslo
gross....good thing i brought my own can of pepsi! smile

Clark_Kent
"those hicks worked hard for that silver fire water, besides, we paid $100 for a night in the grave yard. and they are kept cool with my grannie's rotting corpse."

*the gin has Ck specking in a slight slurr*

Sacrifise666
devil any one hungry?

Myth
*Myth's digging a hole

"HEY GUYS! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"

Clark_Kent
*apon hearing Myth yell. ck drops his gin and wlks over to see what myth had found...*

"holy cow, man! is that who i think it is?..he looks like micheal jackson in thriller...oh, damn! whats that bag of reefer tucked between his armpits!"

Ck, stands back and stares at the stars with cig smoke dancin' in the air..then he yells like a wolf*

"oooowwwwwww!!!"

Myth
Oh sorry, I must of dropped that.

Clark_Kent
"huh?"

*looks at myth with a puzzled face, than looks down at the body,*

" i thought you quit smokin'. now tell the truth, i seen you the other day and you refused to take a hit by my grandmama's house...dawg if you playin', give it up..the reefer obvisouly belong to this here dead man, brotha Micheal."

*than Ck, looks around..*

Myth
No its mine, I saw it first.

*Myth crosses his arms and puts a pouty face on with his lower lip out.

Clark_Kent
*shakes his head in disbelief and flips the butt of the smoke at the face of the deceased..a haze of orange appear after the cigs makes contact with the mans dusty nose*

"you're right, dead men tell no tales."

*walks back to the centerblock and picks his gin off the ground*

Myth
*Myth begins to stare at the dead body and begins to let feel... urges.

Clark_Kent
*my vision has blurred as i see Myth in the moonlight hop down into the grave, i strain my eyes to get a better focus.*

"whats he doing? i hope the eyes of the dead man didn't wake and pull him down, unless he's down there to yank the bag out."

Clark_Kent
*the air is cold as he starts a little fire, just enough light to be warm*

Freddy_vs_Jason
*rotting hands start coming out of graves*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! THE DEAD HAVE RISEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!! AAAAAAARRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away screaming.*

Myth
Good, I like it when they squirm. big grin

WillUEvrGiv^
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not afraid!

Clark_Kent
*looks at a screaming raver, she runs out the cemetery gates...than looks at where Mtyh had been...nope..no sign of him yet. with a buzz voice, Ck, ask himself*

"FvJ treated that moon-shine without respect..she poured down too much, as for myth, i hope that boy ain't doing nuttin' wrong with that corpse...sodomy is a sin."

crazy_c
gravey! eek!

Black Onyx
IN BED

Fallen Jedi
^ is that your new thing or something?

Clark_Kent
" the only beds are for those who lye 6 feet down..as for the living, i'll call you a taxi...now i just need to get better reception..."

*walks around in the aim-less night, finally crawls atop a huge hill. a hill without trees, like the top of a balding man's head*

Rogue Jedi
so this place is named after the yahoo chat room, right?

Sacrifise666
sleep in a open grave::

Clark_Kent
nope..this site known as KMC is my only chat site...what sites are you a member of..if not than...

*ck, gets the # and calls for JOEY's cab...and puffs a bowl of crummie dummy*

Rogue Jedi
just curious.

nazgulinthedark
hello people

crazy_c
gravey! eek!

Rogue Jedi
biscuits n gravey? yummy!!!

crazy_c
ewww sick

Rogue Jedi
man, thats some good shit!!!! ever tried it?

crazy_c
what kind of biscuits? huh

Clark_Kent
" a dead monkey's paw...good for dippin, a slight crunch, but overall, it has more protiens and carbs..a good biscuit, if you dip 'em in chile dip."

Sacrifise666
:: storm is coming and starts to rain::

crazy_c
that explains it big grin

Clark_Kent
" is this that movie where those teens act like us, then it rains "hurtin" rain? cuz, if it is..the chicks better keep they clothes on, remember that scene where those nasty dead men "tackled" that naked red head?"

Rogue Jedi
homemade buttermilk biscuits with gravy. the gravy has to have chunks of sausage in it.

nazgulinthedark
eek! yummy

Rogue Jedi
yup. combine it with a side of bacon and some scrambled eggs....

Clark_Kent
*looks at Naz walk in slight rain..and sees a little friend following behind her..a "egg giver"*

"that chicken, looks mighty fine, you mind i start with the plucking and plop it N2 a stew?"

nazgulinthedark
chickens?!?!! i love chickens!!! where is it!!?!?!?!

nazgulinthedark
my grampa used to have a rooster and you could pick it up and pet him happy

Rogue Jedi
i like chicken nuggets.

nazgulinthedark
real chickens are better, i would chase my grampas chickens around the yard, it was fun

Clark_Kent
" they say a chicken, runs around with no head...that is of course just the reaction...now about that your grandpapies rooster..is it a chicken-hawk? if so, those thigs fight no matter what."

nazgulinthedark
he used to have chicken hawks, they ate his chickens

me and my dad would get a fishing pole and and tie a toy mouse to it the ncast it out over near the chickens and when we reeled it in the chicken hawks would swoop down and they picked it up sometimes

Rogue Jedi
ever ate alligator?

nazgulinthedark
no2

but i heard it tastes like chicken

Clark_Kent
i remember a couple that would cahse after me, a maroon one. that bastard would be hoping in the air and flappng its wings.

Rogue Jedi
i had alligator strips before. tastes just like chicken.

shaber
It is nearly finished http://bb.bbboy.net/moods/sleepy2.gif

nazgulinthedark
my dad eats frog legs sick he says they taste like chicken

Rogue Jedi
i heard that too.

shaber
shark tastes like chicken too big grin

Clark_Kent
boiled tadpoles? anyone?.........

@ngel
is this your home...?? confused

Rogue Jedi
i have heard shark steaks are awesome.

Sacrifise666
yeah it's my home. you got a problam with that?

devil

@ngel
for once no, but youre locations hould say theg raveyard or something since you live in a dead ifnested place... i wodner if my mother is in ehre *klooks around*

Rogue Jedi
graveyards are a bit scary.

Sacrifise666
grave yards aighnt scary. angels face is scary. who ever thought cross breeding between a cheap tramp and rat can actual give birth to a rat boy? devil

Clark_Kent
grave yards are quiet places for sleeping souls...its a matter of decades before we all lye 4 feet away from a unknown neighbor...

as for meat, i ate deer and rabbit..oh and duck, duck taste good rolling on floor laughing

@ngel
*finds mother defiled and still in a shamble of bones* OH DEAR GOD!!! THERES STILL A CHERRY FLAVORED CONDOM IN YOU!!! *looks at sarcrifce and the giant red condom strapped over his head* Thats disgusting you wierd, wierd, wierd person....

Sacrifise666
angel get off line and go spank it to the red ranger. devil

@ngel
I dont watch that. which means you should really be wondering about yourself, and what kind of prson you are if you watch Power Rangers....

Clark_Kent
where can i greet a ghost? hello..anyone in the dark to darken this soul?

Rogue Jedi
laughing laughing man, thats funny as hell!!!! laughing laughing
good one, dude!!!!! laughing laughing

Sacrifise666
go to the gate clark you will see angels mom on her knees with her mouth open. dont worry she dont charge anything anymore. devil

@ngel
thanx

@ngel
ok, i can take shit the shitt hat emitts from your warped mouth about calling me gay, but anything regarding my mother, and ill get all of KMC to turn on you.

Rogue Jedi
uh, i aint taking sides here, but mamma jokes are kinda unacceptable, lest you and another member are having a joke conversation.

Sacrifise666
oh bo ho ho.

angel go ahead you'll suffer a worse tragedy.

nazgulinthedark
that was just hateful there

Rogue Jedi
lets take a pill, peeps.

Sacrifise666
angel no one likes you.

go ahead and trick.

i can ruin your life and make sure that you never existed.

nazgulinthedark
i like him, so there

Sacrifise666
wow 1 person.

Clark_Kent
she also likes chickens and chicken hawks..and everyone else says that the chickens taste like everthing. yes

Rogue Jedi
i try not to get all caught up in who likes me or not.

nazgulinthedark
you haven't been here very long, so you havent met as many people as i have, so you dont know who all else likes LTA

@ngel
you just dug your own grave.rip Im so afraid of someone that is sooo far away....

@ngel
as untrue untrue as hat is, i feel obligated to tell the masses that your mother is selling ehrself out like a hardware store.... 5 cents a screw...

Rogue Jedi
i have been here almost a year.

Sacrifise666
yeah my mom is a **** so what.


keep dissing her i dont care.

@ngel
she was talking about sacrafice

Rogue Jedi
your mom is a ****, and you admit it?

nazgulinthedark
i was talking to sacrafise confused

Sacrifise666
i dont give a damn if any one dont like me. thats there choice not mine.


yes my mom is a ****.


i hate her myself and no i will not tell my life story.

@ngel
who says we wanted it!?

nazgulinthedark
exactly what i was thinking

Clark_Kent
6 O' clock with a case of COORs lite and Mikes Hard Lemonade...my black cowboy hat covers my face from the setting sun...

Clark_Kent
*ck, was found in a ditch with flies buzzing at his mouth...the cans of beer lye around him...the dirt in his nose had a worm in it*

Sacrifise666
:: sneaks up behind angel:: rifle

@ngel
oh god. Im dead. In a graveyard. Wow

*joins mother, realizes the rapes while she was dead by a sacrifise were real...*


EVEN WORSE!!!

Syren
Just a quick query.......

Why hasn't this thread been closed yet? blink

§words point
*comes out of grave* Lets party

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