Food Fight
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raven guardia
hehehe this is KMCs 2004 food fight.....just pick up some food, and you know what to do!!!....KK have fun!
raven guardia
*picks up a bagel and throws it across the room*
nazgulinthedark
*retrieves the bagal and throws it back*
Clark_Kent
*bagel strikes CK right in the glasses like that movie: a christmas story*
raven guardia
*grabs a cup of pudding and chucks it*
SeptemberRain
*picks up slice of pizza and throws it at raven guardia*
SeptemberRain
I got hit with pudding
raven guardia
*pizza hits raven in the face*......*picks up spaghetti and chucks it at sr*
Rogue Jedi
*walks in, starts slinging hash*
Clark_Kent
*garbs a hand full of peppered tatters and smacks it in jane-doe's face*
Black Onyx
*pours hot chocolate down RJs pants*
raven guardia
*throws a cake at onyx*
Rogue Jedi
damn you!!!!
*pours chocolate syrup down onyxs shirt*
Black Onyx
AHHHHHH IM GETTING HIT FROM ALL DiRECTIONS *giggles* that tickles RJ
Clark_Kent
*ducks behind a over turned table with smeared grease, grabs a bottle of tobasco and slids a tray of strawberry cupcakes closer, with the tobasco, and cupcakes, he makes a burning form of napalm( for the eyes only
)*
*he tosses them in every direction, mowing down rJ like D-day casualty*
raven guardia
*stands in middle of room looking around blankly*
raven guardia
*chucks sum jello at rj*
Black Onyx
*handcuffs RJ to the table and.....
drops a cupcake on his nose*
Sacrifise666
:: drives in a beer truck and sprays everyone with a beer hose::
Rogue Jedi
*catches cupcake in mouth*
Clark_Kent
*grabs the beer hose and fills up a trash can and heads for the living room to watch a football game*
raven guardia
*chucks a dead fish at oynx*
Black Onyx
*screams and throws it back at ray*
Rogue Jedi
*catches fish, cooks it, serves dinner to raven and onyx*
raven guardia
thanx rj
SeptemberRain
*after being hit in the face by spaghetti, SR sees raven and onyx at dinner and shakes up a coke and sprays them both*
Black Onyx
Chases SR pushes him down and tickles him*
raven guardia
raven dances in the coke which falls to the ground like rain, and says yum!
raven guardia
rolls on floor in chocolate syrup in a thong and bra
Black Onyx
uck dude *throws tarp over ray*
raven guardia
continues to roll in syrup.
raven guardia
d@mn no guys are here
Rogue Jedi
never fear, RJ is here.
SeptemberRain
Rain laughs then grabs Onyx and stats to tickle her back*
raven guardia
walks up to rj and pulls him down to the floor......just pretend I'm carmen electra
SeptemberRain
*awkward silence between Onyx and Rain*
Black Onyx
*pulls rain twards her and kisses him*
Rogue Jedi
*throws pudding at onyx*
raven guardia
sits on floor bored
Black Onyx
*still kissing rain*
raven guardia
lays down on floor
SeptemberRain
*Rain begins to run his hands along the small of her back*
nazgulinthedark
*throws vanilla pudding at the rain person*
Black Onyx
*takes of rains shirt*
raven guardia
I want sum body to kiss me!!!!
raven guardia
rj!!!! come here
SeptemberRain
*ignores the pudding and and slides up Onyx's shirt and kisses her body starts with her stomach then up...*
Black Onyx
*giggles softy*
Rogue Jedi
*cries, jumps in pool*
SeptemberRain
*ripps off Onyx's shirt and sees the pudding thrown by nazgul*
raven guardia
stands in coner
Rogue Jedi
i have baby pee on me!!!
nazgulinthedark
i threww the pudding at you, not onyx, rj threw pudding at her
SeptemberRain
*Rain dips his finger in the pudding and spreds it on Onyx's stomach*
raven guardia
*plots how to kill fj* the hoe took my guy!!!!!!
nazgulinthedark
*thinks of the people i need to kill*
SeptemberRain
Onyx and I are in the same place
§pearhead
she took hh?
good idea, naz
raven guardia
no spear...she took rj at the pool party
NOBODY WILL TAKE HH OR THEY SERIOUSLY WILL DIE!
§pearhead
so...you just admitted you were just as much of a hoe as Fallen
nazgulinthedark
whatever
raven guardia
no I like HH I only flirted with rj ....fj flirts with everybody.
SeptemberRain
*Licks pudding off of Onyx*
§pearhead
suit yourself
s'all the same
nazgulinthedark
*throws a apple pie at spear*
raven guardia
whats it matter to you?
Black Onyx
*nibbles rains ear*
§pearhead
you're just being a hypocrite, is all
wow, an actuall food fight! *returns fire with tomatoes* tomato
Black Onyx
he likes getting in peoples buuisness
am i right spear
nazgulinthedark
*grabs a can of mashed potatoes and rubs it in spears hair* muhahahaha
SeptemberRain
*Rain licks some pudding off Onyx and frenches her*
Rogue Jedi
everyone here flirts with everyone else. its all in good fun.
§pearhead
and answering questions intended for someone else isn't?
I might not be the nicest guy around in your eyes...but at least I'm honest about it.
shit...that'll take a while to get out
*pours a cup of sprite on naz*
nazgulinthedark
im all sticky now! *throws a catfish at spears head*
§pearhead
*wonders where the hell a catfish came from...then throws some fortune cookies
Rogue Jedi
fortune cookies? there goes my fortune.
raven guardia
lays on floor and falls a sleep
Black Onyx
*turns rain onto the floor and kisses him*
nazgulinthedark
catfishes are food! yummy yummy! *reads the fortunes then pous clam chowder on spear*
SeptemberRain
*kisses Onyx and grabs a pie and throws it at Nazgul*
Rogue Jedi
*ties ravens shoelaces together, puts a baby carrot in each nostril*
§pearhead
Seafood, eh? I wonder how shrimp scampi will look on you
*tosses some of that at naz*
Rogue Jedi
naz is covered in seafood!!!!!
raven guardia
nice try but since raven is in a thong and bra she does not have shoes on.
SeptemberRain
*returns to Onyx and starts kissing again*
Rogue Jedi
*takes off ravens bra and hog ties her*
nazgulinthedark
you just wasted shrimp scampi!!!
that should be illegal!!!
*puts a watermellon on spears head*
nazgulinthedark
*throws a honeydew mellon at onyx and rain*
§pearhead
I know
*shrugs off watermelon juice and dumps a caeser salad on naz*
Rogue Jedi
*pours melted butter all over raven*
Black Onyx
*just found out you like led zeppelin and kisses you passionatly*
raven guardia
raven likey
nazgulinthedark
*stuffs the lettace up spears nose* muhahaha
§pearhead
that was the kind of caeser salad with hard-boiled eggs in them *peppers naz with the eggs*
SeptemberRain
I just found my Stairway to Heaven
nazgulinthedark
*screams in pain* NOOOO anything but boiled eggs!!! *dumps a pot of melted cheese on spear*
Rogue Jedi
everyone come over here and dip your popcorn on raven, she is covered in butter!!!
§pearhead
oh god...get it OFF me
*takes a squirt gun filled with molasses and sprays it at naz*
leatherface12
* throws eggs at naz and black onyx *
nazgulinthedark
*throws a bag of popcorn on her* hehehe
nazgulinthedark
i loves molasses!!!! *runs and gets a jar of molasses to eat*
Rogue Jedi
*catches eggs, fries them, serves everyone killer omellettes*
nazgulinthedark
omellette!!! *eats an omellete with mollasses on the side*
§pearhead
Whatever works to distract you... *goes off to rinse the cheese off*
Rogue Jedi
*serves naz up a side of bacon and some hashbrowns*
nazgulinthedark
are they waffle house hashbrowns?!?!?!!? WITH CHEESE?!?!?!!?!
i had some for breakfast
but i want some more!!
§pearhead
jeezus... *takes note that naz likes hashbrowns with cheese way too much*
Sacrifise666
:: nails naz in the face with a half eaten bacon cheeseburger.
raven guardia
*chucks tomatoes at sacrifise*
leatherface12
* throws whipped cream at ravens face *
Rogue Jedi
*makes blueberry pancakes for all*
raven guardia
*chucks ice cream at lf*
leatherface12
* gives RJ a steak and throws a tomato at raven *
raven guardia
*chucks a dead bird at lf*
leatherface12
* pours syrup on raven *
Rogue Jedi
no one wants my pancakes?
leatherface12
Sorry man but I prefer waffles over pancakes.
raven guardia
yum syrup. *licks the syrup off*
Rogue Jedi
licks it off of what? the spoon or the pancakes?
§pearhead
omfg, the man speaks the truth
raven guardia
I also prefer waffles
Rogue Jedi
i care for neither, i was just cooking up some shit.
raven guardia
cook me some brownies
Rogue Jedi
*serves raven a plate of brownies*
raven guardia
aww thank you
SeptemberRain
r they special brownies?
Rogue Jedi
they are a tad bit special.
Polly
*Chucks handful of lasagna and then ducks underneath table*
Rogue Jedi
as in "with marijuana"
raven guardia
oh, give me!!!!
leatherface12
* rubs whipped cream in ravens face *
Rogue Jedi
nope, sorry. you wouldnt give me a beer earlier.
raven guardia
*throws grapes at lf*
*throws a beer at rj*
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