North Side
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Matrix_Neo
Yes this is the north side of the KMC war the side which has the COmmander Matrix_Neo if anybody wants to join this side post that you want to join this side!!!
burlyman
I think I'll pass.
Matrix_Neo
Only the ones who are special THE ONES WHO ARE TALENTED SHOULD GO IN MY ARMY!!! WE ARE THE GOOD SIDE DONT FORGET IT!!! ONLY THE ONE TALENTED AND OVERCOMED THE POWERS OF THE SOUTH SIDE SHALL BE MY GENERALS ONLY THE ONES WHO HAVE THE COURAGE AND WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET US TELL THEM WE ARE NOT TO PLAY WITH!!! I RIGHT NOW(I am the guy in the pciture) SWEAR I WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Clark_Kent
sorry bro, i'm on the south side..i will crush your soul with devistating blows..so beware to all members of the north...the man has spoken..and let it be known i warned ya..all of you!!!!
CHARGE!!!
Yuna33
can i be on a side?
Matrix_Neo
Shut up *Shoots a ki ball at Clark and he flies to the south side*
Matrix_Neo
Yes Yuna you can either be evil(South Side) or good (North Side)
Yuna33
but got 2 go fight 2-marrow!

Clark_Kent
looks llike your losing soulja's witout any wars...come..on Matrix_neo...bring your good northern ass down to the dirty south and punch my chief in the face..i bet you wouldn't make it, before i aimed my sniper rifel and took you out from 200 miles away...
Grrrrrr
Raventheonly
*Black cloaked figure walks in with a small scroll of parchment*
"Message from Lord Raventheonly" "Your freedom has expired consider yourselves under invasion. pay tribute or die" "My lieutenant of the Black-Guard Clark-Kent has been sent to chastise you"
*Turns promptly and walks out*
Clark_Kent
*orders a set of archers to stand hold with flamin' arrows, Ck's arm is raised in the air...and :*
"FIRE!!!!"
*a row of flamin arrows rise together as well as fall together*
Matrix_Neo
"Yeah uhuhuh send him in Im getting bored!!" laughed Neo
Matrix_Neo
Neo put his hand out and all the arrows stopped at their places he then put down his arm and the arrows fell on the black mud.
Raventheonly
*Cloaked figure turns*
"Perhaps the Dark Lord should pay a visit one day. Or meet your pathetic forces on the field."
Clark_Kent
*after the mild attack, Ck, rounds up the soilders and archers and return to the southern ground, the calvery marches in the evening sun, with the roofs of Lord Neo's burning*
"all right men, looks like we answered his bell, yet the coward decides he's bored..what a king..i deem the north the " land of the sissy stream", forward men..back to our green and colourful surroundings, i can't bare to bake in this kitty-box...FOWARD MARCH!!!"
*off they go*
Matrix_Neo
"Your the one whos pathetic" takes out a sword and strikes him
Raventheonly
*Cloak collapses and laughter echos throughout the hall*
Matrix_Neo
MY ROOFS ARE NOT BURNING I MADE THE ARROWS STOP IN MIDAIR YOU DUMM HEAD
Clark_Kent
*did the thought of betrayal cause him to ignore my warning? the man seems to fight a blind-folded fight..the heart of a man is measured on the bravery, not yelling from atop a roof*
Raventheonly
(i don't know about you guys but i would be creeped not at the fire but at the messenger disapearing before you

)
Matrix_Neo
(So I have the power to make bullets stop at mid air!!)
Raventheonly
But we're in the middle ages... you can stop arrows... you shall not stop cold steel.
Clark_Kent
that typo up top is CANNOT stop arrows, gravity and physics apply...
Lianslo
looks as if the north side could use some help.....
Raventheonly

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drunk_nazgul
Hey, I wish I could help the good guys, but my evil side has been threatening to take over for years!

Lianslo
but you know what...even thoug the north side looks like it needs help....i don't think i want to help it! i'd rather be evil

drunk_nazgul
You go, woman of Orlando's love posse!

Raventheonly
Perhaps the north is dead he he he.... oh wel it was fun while it lasted.
Matrix_Neo
"Generel prepare space ships for your army so we could transport our soldiers ti the battle fiels!" he said
Darth_Midal
here they come sir lead by the great Frodo Baggins
Darth_Midal
Cue imperial march
J_To_The_P
*cue imperial star wars music*
J_To_The_P
*goes to sleep*

Darth_Midal
The troops are loaded and on the way
Man that was a lot of work
Matrix_Neo
"Impressive General!! Do we have any arillelary??" he sais in great delight as he takes out a 30 year old scotch....
Darth_Midal
the artilery is on it's way sir tips glass in a toast
Darth_Midal
it is starting to arrive now
Matrix_Neo
"Great lets get there To see the south fall!!" he laughs he takes a sip and puts his lightsaber on his belt and comes up to his private ship "Comeone general get in" when they got in the ship was lexturious the seats were soft there was a T.V and liquor on the table.
§pearhead
*arrives in an ImpStar Duece* Torrent to North, you guys need air support?
Matrix_Neo
Your going to be my air commander "Sure send as many fighters and bombers as you can to the battle field Commander!!"
Matrix_Neo
No you going to be my air general Midal is my troop and artillery general!
§pearhead
Torrent copies. Helms, give us firing solutions, deploy the fighters!
Raventheonly
I thought this was the middle ages... i already have 4 generals and 1 army of mercinaries with Arquebuises....
§pearhead
And I have a fleet of Star Destroyers and Interdictor Cruisers. Sucks to be you

Matrix_Neo
Shut up its Star Wars age ok?? NOW DONT TALK IN MY THREAD!!!
Darth_Midal
Troops set up the weaponry and prepare to engage
Matrix_Neo
"Yes General Spearhead send all of them on the battlefield!!" (What are interdicator cruisers??)
Raventheonly
Welp this is a rather strange turn of events... and by the way the good side doesn't got star destroyers he he he ... the dark side does.
§pearhead
interdictors are support units that extract ships out of hyperspace. pretty useful, eh?

Matrix_Neo
"yeah, dont send them in send them in when we need support and reinforcements!!"
OMG RTO we can fly any ships we want!!
§pearhead
Alright, Torrent (my flagship btw) is coming in, Spitfire and Black Reign are friendly
Matrix_Neo
Ok if you dont want dont send in Torrent...
JONNY
Mind if i enlist to the North as a tactical field commander?

§pearhead
May I vouch for Jonny and say thats a damn good idea

Darth_Midal
Please do I need to concentrate on RTO
Matrix_Neo
Ok now he comes in and gathers up alot of troops were coming in to save Midal his been taken to prison Johnny you coming with me
Matrix_Neo
puts down Midal on the couch
Raventheonly
Umm its not that easy. Did you read my response and his last words on the field.
Darth_Midal
^this is true!!!
JONNY
Jonny is back from injury leave and is ready to serve

Matrix_Neo
General Jonny take all military ground troops we have left and send them into the south we need to get Midal back
Darth_Midal
I'm dead tho i impaled myself on my saber !!! it really hurt
JONNY
Why.....we lost a great General, and the South is invading the North, I can't hold them off long.
Darth_Midal
cause nobody wanted a hooker
JONNY
The poor North, the poor North! We have lost

Darth_Midal
take a free hooker and remove my saber and I'll come back man
Raventheonly
*Nukes explode and phase shields as artillery and fighters strafe anything standing*
JONNY
Fine, I hope I didn't waste my money.
Darth_Midal
wow man that was free
Rogue Jedi
well ,i am here, neo. whats next?
Matrix_Neo
You want to join?
Rogue Jedi
i am down. color me down. what are my duties? do i get to chop shit up with my lightsaber?

Raventheonly
Lets stick to the same planet at least... we are called north and south for a reason....
Matrix_Neo
Yoou can be either a heavy artillery commander either the fleet Commander Ill pay you 90,000 a day
Rogue Jedi
i prefer espionage and shit. a lone operative that does the dirty work.
Rogue Jedi
so? got sumthin for me?
JONNY
No, but we will give you 75% of our loot if you join our side.

Matrix_Neo
Why the fuc* are you telling him that its my money!!
Matrix_Neo
My head hurts Jonny you could be the north commander
JONNY
Weeee. I will not fail you.

Matrix_Neo
You better not ill be the ground force general and the jedi general if you dont mind....Sir...
JONNY
alrighty, but i ordered a retreat to group and wait for reinforcements. (dun kill me because of it)
Matrix_Neo
Thats fine im going to group all troops I have in the base and all Jedi and send them in or would you like your army to come into the base and join in with the army that is in your base?
§pearhead
*does a flyby* hey MN, I just figured I ought to let you know. I pulled out the fleet and went pirate

Matrix_Neo
Dont say it to me im not the North COmmander any more Jonny is cuz I just want to play
Darth_Midal
I still wanna play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JONNY
Plz play, because we are losing

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