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Ush and I were disscusing my run-away home which of course is a box. so im havin a party. all invited!!!

Is the box still actually a hotel room with en suite jacuzzi?

yes. complete suite with kitchen, tv room, BAR, and, yes, jacuzzi!

I can't work out what the homeless are complaining about, myself.

(heads to kitchen)

Right, what are we cooking?

uh...

*reaches into the cupboards*

mac and cheese. or we could just call room service for some lobster

The lazy option! I LIKE it!

*picking up phone*
would you like to make the call, ush. the front desk is already sick of me calling

Sure

(Orders the hugest damn lobster you ever did see.)

I hope the sofas are comfy here.

*Jumps up and down on them and then lays down*

No, not bouncy enough.

*Jumps up and down again and lays down*

Okay, that's much better!

*Does New Yorker voice* Bring me some lobsta!

i wonder if they could get some new couches...somewhat like beds

*lost in thought for the next hour*

no its not possible.
Drinks anyone?

*Lance enters the room and brings in his CD collection for some tunes in the $9,000 stereo that LadyEowyn owns*

Time to get this party started the right way! Lets eat that damn lobster.

*Puts on bib that has a picture of a lobster on it*

Oh and Ush, can you pass the butter?

Sorry, I drank it all.

You drank the butter????

We need that to get this great lobster even better.

If anyone else runs away from home, I'm gonna start slappin' people.

and that is gonna scare who?

Well, I'll steal your CD's finti

come an try

I'll just cut the power to your house.

and I just say come and try. *AG-3 loaded and ready*

Wow! this place is like the Tardis, it's only a 12" square box from the outside. Kewl.

LadyEowyn`s doll house

I like it, but nothing can touch, "Lord Mechmoggy's Gentlemans Club".

wonder how many people we can stuff into this box...

Seats about 2 people, but we can take out some of the furniture for more room.

I have to say, LE, it's a brilliant box you've got! and even with a lobster, though it is getting a bit cold.

*with the whole lobster in his mouth*
alweady ... *munch munch* taken care ... *munch munch* off

Gosh darn it! Can we ordr another? Who is paying?

I'll pay for some KFC Honey BBQ wings, or some SPicy BBQ wings.

no,no my dear freinds. we will have lobster and filet mignon all night! who knows whos payin for it!

Excellent! I'll get in the coquille St. Jacques.

TARDIS box... capital idea, Mech!

so what cds are we going to be listening to. i will not allow pop music at my party!

Hmm. Ok, somone find the Sex Pistols...

something with a name a little less vulgar, ush.
we cant have the cops come

*A little cardboard box home joke*

*Have you seen my mobile home? It the one that has Fragile written on it. It should be rolling around next to the highway.*

Ok, so we are going to have fish all night. Go to Captain D's and order the food then I will run in and 'steal' it from you before you can pay. Then we get it for free.

ahh! conserving money! very wise.

*puts on 'Oops I did it again'*
was this the music you requested LE?

*going crazy*

not her...not her!!!!

Noooooooooooooo! Not Britney Spears! I will only listen to that music if Britney was here singing it to me face-to-face.

(Removes Brittney Spears cd and chops it to pieces with his sabre)

Happy?

noo, my britney-cd! evil, evil man!

is she was here she wouldnt be staying around for too long...
*picking up a knife*

very much happy now! thank you!

sorry mah. id get you a new one, but i wouldnt get caught dead holding a britney spears cd

*Sighs happily*

Much better!

*puts on black-metal cd*
it's allright, this is about the same

Okay, you all chill in the cardboard box. I'm gonna hang out right outside, sitting on a lawnchair drinking beers.

Don't play any crappy music.

as a reminder if any one gets drunk dont throw up on the couches. they're real leather!

*squeezes in box*

Nice what you've done with the TARDIS, here LadyE. Hey, who let those annoying daleks in ?

Just another proof that Single people don't care about their pads as long as they got nice stuff in it.

single...and lovin it!

Hey LE, are we allowed to smoke in here? I wouldn't think so cause it could go up n flames real easy.

just cut a hole in the ceiling and stay smokin in that corner.

far, far, far, far away from me!
(just dont drop it, i dont have home insurance)

Just step outside and smoke with me, Lance.

yes, yes more like it. all the druggie alchoholics can get fixed outside.

I don't do drugs. I'm just a smoking alcoholic.

*Steps outside with ToMacco and lights up a cigarette*

Want one To?

I should remind everyone that this place's 'box' status is very tenuous; it's not really that flammable.

Daleks have their own time machines, Gundy!

So, what do you love about being single, LE?

Yes, no smoke in the box please. *cough, cough* Why don't you guys try a patch ?

i like being single because i dont have to worry about any presents, or calling, and its not like im getting married any time soon.

no, lance, i dont want a smoke. i prefer dying of something else!

Yeah Lance, I'll take one.

Ah, sod presents...

Well, LE seems a happy free spirit. Are the rest of you lot cheery?

*totally grossed out*

and so they continue smoking

I didn't ask you. I asked To as in ToMacco.

*Hands To a cigg.*

Need a light?

how cheery could lance and To be if they've got smoke stuck in their brains!

keep the smoking outside please

my point exactly

No thanks Lance, I got a light.

*lights cigarette*

And we ARE smoking outside. That's not the Backstreet Boys on your radio, is it LadyE?

We are outside. We are just yelling in there everyonce in a while,

I understand it can make people VERY cheery, LE...

But never mind that. We still haven't used the tv room or jacuzzi.

there is no chance that any fashion boys are playing on my sound system.

well whos got their bathing siuts. i have just decided that my box/hotel room doesnt have a jacuzzi but a heated pool complete with slide.

Good, good, No Backdoor Boys.

I've got my bathing suit. I don't know where you think your gonna put a pool in your box, but once it's finished, I'm there.

It just so happens I'm wearing my red speedos today underneath my pants.

i have a very special box ToMacco, if you didnt know. whoever can swim jump in but there is no smoking in the pool

Can we at least drink in the pool?

hmmm....no. hasnt any one ever told you dont drink and swim. besides if you got drunk you might "accidentaly" drown. who knows?

Don't worry about the smoking part. I finished mine.

Okay, Ring Babe, next time do the partying in the bar. This way you don't get catered.

*finishes beer quickly, then jumps into pool*

ring babe? i have a name. if you think its too long you can call me LE from now on. deal?

(so is the pool nice To?)

(Looks for his Jedi-approved swimwear)

I hope everyone is going to be nice and cheery...

of course, ush!

LE???? LE?????????? That sounds too French for me.

jedi-approved swimwear? that is all clothes on, TPM-style?

That's only when we are on duty. Jedi swimwear isn't very colourful, though.

Anyway, so long as LE is happy...

Is that reason enough for Chaos?

hmmm...

Hmm indeed.

Hope you are still happy! So, pool time, is it?

*jumping in the pool*

most definitly

(Gingerly steps inside)

I'm not actually a very good swimmer...

* doing a backstroke*

its not that hard

Show off...

Does this thing have a wave machine or anything? Mind you, we'd have to be careful not to upset the beers.

Where is yerss? Not eating another lobster, is he?

Kick Ush!
You better not kick Ush, you Dark One!
Kick Ush!
You better not kick Ush, you Dark One!
Kick Ush!
You better not kick Ush, you Dark One!
Don't kick Ush!
That's better


Pfew! Controlling myself is getting better and better!

Errr.. quite.

of course my pool has a wave machine
uh...
i think yerss ate the last of the lobsters, now were going to have to go fishing

*jumps in the pool*
errr.... I think I'm forgetting to do something now... water getting to my chin... mouth... nose... ow dear! I'm drowning!

ill save you!

*swims real fast over to yerss and brings him to the shallow end*

*cough* couldn't you *cough* mention *coughcough* that you have to use *cough* your arms and feet for *cough* that?

Hey yerss, don't you have to wait an hour before swimming? I mean you just ate two lobsters.

I ate TWO?
when was that? I want more! More I tell you!
hahahahahahaha

yerss, the shallow end of the pool was made for YOU

Well go order some. You have to pay though.

Never mind!

But I want to be in the deep end!

not unless you put on your floaties.

How deep is the pool LE?

HMMM!

I suspect yerssot was just enacting a cunning plan to be held and given the kiss of life by LE there...

hmmm...id say 12 ft. yerss is restricted to pass the 2ft mark w/o his floaties.

*cough*Lara*cough*

excuse me yerss, i didnt catch that last one you said.

But Lara's not here. So I guess you were trying to get with LE.

Yeah... I mean, you would have made it look like an accident... you cunning Belgian you!

Hell I shoulda tried doing that.

Good going anyways yerss.

You sly dog!

MEN! anyway... im hoping that wasnt where you were getting to yerss

Well, he will hardly say yes, I think! Lara would kill him.

Hello everybody, a pool pary, hmm

a really long time since I tried swimming but might as well give it a go. I'll just nip off and get changed.

As to the cheery bit Ush, I've been worse, but I have been considerably better.

well lets continue with our party.
*climbing up ladder*
i shall be attempting a daredevil dive down this extremely high diving board.

And I'm getting out of the way!

Well, Orph, this is the place to cheer up...

Be careful LE!

i will be
* jumps and performs a backhand doble twist spring and lands nicley in the water*

Woo!

*Claps wildly*

*sitting on an innertube, drinking a gin and tonic*

Do a cannonball!!!!!!!!!!

Your just waiting for her bathing suit to 'accidentally' fall off.

Hey, if it happens, it happens.

We all know that the ladies are waiting for my speedos to fall off.

If you think that's gonna happen, tell me now, so I can go back to my lawnchair outside.

It shouldn't happen I have my package wrapped tight.

yuck. Make sure it stays that way around me, my friend.

Ush, these Jedi approaved swimming trunks are killing me. They're hessian!!

is that a lightsaber in your trunks or....

Yes. Yes it is.

*enters pool*
cold! is this heated at all?

If I hold my sabre blade in the pool, might that heat it up?

Nice dive, LE...

depends on what you understand under the word sabre blade...


if it's a heater: ok

Whatever, yerss.

I sense much ignorance in you...

i sense much nastyness in ALL of you!

Hey! What did I do?

alright everyone except the people that posted un-nasty stuff!
(and no ones bathing suit is going to fall off!)

*jumps up and down in pool*
I'm not nasty, I'm not nasty!

Reagon to Bush: where's the lobster?

Errr... we need some some of weird-limiter installed in Yerss...

it's not broken dude!
dude, it's not broken!
it's not broken dude!
dude, it's not broken!
it's not broken dude!
dude, it's not broken!

Perhaps it's ... not ... errrrr... broken ... you... know... it ... might... be ... a ... mis... under...standing...?

im getting out of the pool. its starting to get scary!

Don't leave!

I'm sure that ToMacco wants to keep staring at your skimpy bikini.

well for all of you guys information, i am wearing a one piece! i would never wear anything skimpi. now that we have that cleared up...ill stay

"Should I leave?
Or should I stay?
Should I come back,
another day?"

you can stay yers


(in the shallow end)

so. is anythng happening or are we just standing here?

errrrrrr mah... we are currently swimming...
well... not me... I got punished because I forgot the moving part

well i guess we are swimming but what now? any one have any ideas that dont involve beer?

let's get on the dancefloor! you do have a dancefloor, right?