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My family is pretty f*cked up. They are the loudest family I've ever heard. They yell and scream at each other over nothing. I never got football because my mom is way to overprotective. When I handed my mom the papers to sign, she took one glance, screamed "THIS IS FOOTBALL!" and through the papers in my face. I later stabbed my self in the thigh with a huge dull sewing needle trying to generate tears to make me seem desperate to play. It failed.
She is so protective that when I went to go to the movies with my friends she made me bring a coat. I went to the high school to meet my friends and I was going to carpool and leave my car in the parking lot. My mom drove to the school to look inside my car to see if I brought my coat, which of course I didn't. She was mad at me for not taking it but do you know how crazy that is that she drove there to see if I brought my coat?
My dad was cleaning the house and took the blinds down from the windows to dust them outside. He lost one of the plastic pieces at the end of the draw-string and she freaked out. In the middle of the front yard my mom screamed at him about how he's such a f*cking ideot and now she has to by a whole new set of blinds.
My parents should be divorced but I think they stay together for us kids (which probably does more harm than good). I have never seen my mom kiss my dad in the near 20 years of my life. However, I've seen my dad "try" to kiss my mom which often ended in a swith nudge to the balls by my moms knee.
My mom is also obsessive compulsive about newspapers. Upstairs is kind of her area. We have couch and a love-seat (total of 5 cushions). 2 of the couch cushions are covered in newspapers at all times and 1 of the love seat cushions is covered. Plus they are all over the floor. Some how, if you move one of the papers, she notices and freaks out because "There was something important in it." She doesn't always know what it was, but it was important. If you search enough, you might be able to find papers from 1999-2001.

There's just a few.

Me and My brother would fight so much and it was never provoked by me. I was six years old, and I came downstairs and said goodmorning to my mom dad and brother i came to my brother said good morning and turned around. He jumped on my back and drove my head into our fireplace splitting my skull. Then he dragged me behind the couch and beat my head into the ground for ten minutes before he was pulled off me.




My mother on the other hand was letting me use her car to go to my (at the time) girklfriends house. I went inside then about an hour later came and stole the car from my posettion then told me to walk 30 miles in the rain at 3 in the morning

before my mother met my dad he was married to some woman and one night according to him he was asleep and shot her in the head and killed her.


i wasnt born until he met my mother and my father told me this himself.


but what i never got though is why isnt he in jail 4 life?

simple it was a syndrom and you can get off on it

well my family is dis-functional....we are always screaming and fighting and we get so loud one time my neighbor question me and asked if everything was okay. then she said I dont want to involve the police. I told my parents and they flipped. they said dont let the nosy ignorant s.o.b talk to you like that. I mean my family fights but soon as someone out side the family starts on of us. my family is there to back each other up.

my cousin and i have bad blood against each other.



he keyed up my car and slashed the tires.


so i spray painted his house and his car.


i also busted out his house windows with some rocks.


he punched my sister


so i punched dad


were still fueding till this day.

dude just but Nair in replace of his shampoo

Hahaha good idea!

You mean its story time! Horray, you guys!

me and my mom crack my sister up

she dies everyday riding in the car with us

we can talk about anything and we turn it into a big joke

and my sister just thinks its the funniest thing in the world

My brother took a set of berbells to my grand father once

then sprayed me in the eyes with furniture polish

in the first place my mother didnt want me... i have 2 brothers and 2 sisters ,and when my mom was pregnant she tried to kill me in her womb (abortion). the rest of the family didnt let her.
ever since i was born she hated me... when i was 4 or 5 my mom would beat me up every day, she would broken my ribs, crack open my head, break my arms and legs, it was brutal.
when i was 6 some goverment office or whatever, toke me away from my family and they put in a adoptive house for nearly a year... i didnt know where i was, really sad
when i was 8 i burnt my backyard, it also burnt others neighbours houses, and i also burn half of my face, i didnt have hair for a couple of months.
my cousin and i started smoking when we were 10. when we were 12 we started using drugs, weed, cocaine, extasis, you name it.
my dad and one of my brothers used to fist fight each day for stupid things.

Well, my dad just ignores me. Mental abuse.

yeah i had a lot of that 2 it sucks don't it

this thread put me on a serious downer

My mom comitted suicide and my dad's in prison because he raped me when I was 14.

f*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry... but that shock me!!!!
well...i woundt say much cause mine is f*cked up too

My mum is anything but protective

Oh okay.

I'm probably the f***ed up a***hole in my family

it wasn't meant too the isea was different than the outcome

I have had the cops come over my house because of my family thought I was going steal the urn my step dad remains were in.

My parents are way too protective... My mom gets kinda pissed whenever I go outside with no shoes because "You could get stung by a bee honey". I have to wear a jacket wherever I go. She was surprised to learn one day that I had been playing my dad's guitar and according to her the guitar is the hardest instrument to learn.

I really got it pretty good compared to everybody else who's posted here.

My friend's parents are divorced, and he lives most of the time with his dad (nice guy), his step mother (sells toys and books, almost never home), his bizarre step brother (obsessed with exercise yet sometimes never seems to get any more fit... Has a Harry Potter poster up in his room... There's more that I'm too lazy to think of), and whoever else happens to be there. It's weird because people just walk right inside the house all the time, without knocking or anything, and nobody finds it remotely odd. The rest of the time, he lives with his mother, who is a terrible smoker, and in general a b!tch. When something smells bad, he says "that smells like my mom's house." She's really verbally abusive, says nasty stuff to him all the time. There's a constant custody battle over him. In his words, "we were going to go to Canada this summer but we spent all our money on a lawyer trying to decide where I was going to live..."

People always walk into my house with out knocking too. I hate it, especially when I don't know the person.

Ok so my dad's side of the family has about 14 siblings total.. give or take a few, some living some deceased. My mom has a sister and 2 brothers. My mom married man #1, my mom's sister married man #1's brother, man #2. My mom divorced her man #1 and remarried to #1 & #2s brother, man #3. So to try and elaborate that, my aunt married my uncle, my mom divorced my dad and married my uncle, my uncle is my step dad, my step-sister is my cousin...


And another story, another brother, say man #4, he married a lady he worked with. He much later on got hurt at work and was out of work, lost a lot of income and practically became homeless. This lady's daughter and her husband and kids invited man #4 and the lady to live with them for awhile. man #4 and this lady's daughter kicked out the lady and the daughter's husband so that they could be together. So he is dating his step-daughter, and yes, he is still legally married to his girlfriend's mom.

My family could be on Jerry Springer for sure.

Originally posted by Crazy_Me88
Ok so my dad's side of the family has about 14 siblings total.. give or take a few, some living some deceased. My mom has a sister and 2 brothers. My mom married man #1, my mom's sister married man #1's brother, man #2. My mom divorced her man #1 and remarried to #1 & #2s brother, man #3. So to try and elaborate that, my aunt married my uncle, my mom divorced my dad and married my uncle, my uncle is my step dad, my step-sister is my cousin...


And another story, another brother, say man #4, he married a lady he worked with. He much later on got hurt at work and was out of work, lost a lot of income and practically became homeless. This lady's daughter and her husband and kids invited man #4 and the lady to live with them for awhile. man #4 and this lady's daughter kicked out the lady and the daughter's husband so that they could be together. So he is dating his step-daughter, and yes, he is still legally married to his girlfriend's mom.

My family could be on Jerry Springer for sure. whoa shock

making your family tree would be impossible

My great grandmother killed a man, and they never found the body.