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What do you say when someone calls you? Do you say "Hello"? Or "WHAT?" Or just "Hm?"

I say Nar. I am weird. And life is fantastic.

I say yeah.

I say yeah, what or make the hmm sound.

When something scares me, I don't scream or make the shrieky sounds. I just say Eeeka. Flat out. Boring.

Call me again and I'll tell the Police

"It's not me!"

"Speak"

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! No! Not the straightjacket! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should start saying "Reeeaaaaaaaddyyy..... Go!" when you answer the phone!

on occasion: "If this Isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hanging up."

I might say... "The dropoff has been made" in a creepy voice, then hang up and either let the person call back or call her back instead.