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hello I'm raven the mystic....I can answer all your questions with a free tarot reading...I can gaze into my Crystal ball and for-tell you future...ask me anything from love to work. anything at all. all for a low price of $5.99...Remember you can change the future

can you break a 7$ bill?

awwww let me see my child......* gazes into crystal ball* you will do so in one day.....now that will be $5.99

hands over the 7$ bill

You just got screwed Raven. $7 bills don't exist so it must be fake.

shhh!

Well, I have an 8 dollar bill! So there!

poohead!

isnt this a bit like that mysteries of the universe thread but with answers?

I didnt know there were any threads like this and yes I checked

okay next question

erm whats the meaning of life? seriously.. from your point of view

well...honestly I believe we are hear for a reason. I mean...I think god but us hear to learn through experience. he just did not want us to be in heaven but to choose which path to follow. when I think about it I get to deep in to thought then I feel dizzy, I think am I really here is this really happing....good question....if you want a better answer I will have to think about then tell you.... *starts thinking*

okay.. next question how long will you be thinking?

Sorry raven but you cant answer this. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

well Vee it depends when I think about stuff like this I dwell on it till I can find a good reason or answer....hmmm I will think tonight in my room when I can concentrate and I will pm you or tell you when I find a good idea....by the way what makes you ask this?

well lf actually I can ...you see a wood chuck would chuck as much as wood as a chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

i ask because im curious.. also what if i say i dont beleive in god? im just trying to find as much reason for life as i can.. so far i got that nothing really matters and people miss this and end up doing things they hate.. i feel some gothic hippieness coming on

how many pills a man can swallow before he dies???

Can you tell me whether or not I'll get into the Summertime Writers' Workshop this weekend?

awww, vee....please I'm not trying to push my views on you but I believe there is a god..I man else to do you explain every thing. the earth the stars....every thing the miracle of child birth...the miracle of prayer...god is every where. he is even in you ...well I think on this and give you my reason. it may take a while but I PROMISE I will find a reason! ....and does something matter to you? if so then it matters and it matters to me! ..

... Will $5.00 get attention?

blid enemy....I have a feeling your upset....please I will not answer this question, I dont want you hurting your self....but I will help you and talk things out I'm always here to listen

sorry I had other customers....okay first what is this summertime writers workshop you speak of?...is it a writing workshop?..please explian and I will try and answer

it's not what you're thinking raven


today i went to my spychiatrist and he told i was suicidal , wich is untrue because i'm NOT... then he gave me even more pills

awww *hugs* well...I believe you. I also feel maybe you should talk to your parents or a school guidance councilor....they will know how to help more then me. I dont how this guy got his job but I learned in Psychology that IF a person is suicidal asking them about it wont set off any plans or ideas they didnt have. and I honestly believe you have no plans or ideas. you Psychiatrist needs to go back to school. I just think you should talk to another Psychiatrist or guidance councilor.

It's a writing workshop, yes. It lasts one week and it's about five counties away. My friends and I submitted our class essays for them to judge us and see if we're fit to meet some famous authors and work with them.
Will I be accepted?

thnx darling
raven u

awww, your so sweet!

"Helloooooooooooooo" said Neo

"so whats my future??"

well....to be honest I'm not sure..but I DO actually own tarot cards and I can try and do a reading if you want me too

it all depends on how good your essay was compared to the many others who entered..remember loads of people probably tried....but you have just as a good of chance as any one else

well what do you want to know

can i take that call? erm me thinks neos future is the matrix.. no?.. ermm well certainly you shall die.. but you will be really old and have a pet parrot named fred who will whistle Always look on the bright side of life by monty python

You actually use the tarot cards! I want an actual reading!
I love this kind of stuff...

"You suck I dont like you cheap Vee you just lie to get money" takes out two pistols and shoots Vee to death

I didnt use any for any of my furtunes here but I use them at home, for my own readings..okay tarot works best when that person is in the room because you must put your energy into the deck ( by touching it)..but I will try my hardest. I will ask the deck about a friend...whats your first name?

Vlad

NO! Mine is Natasha...

*shock*
fine!!
*dies*
*gets back up*
stupid cheap props people.. stupid ketchup stains.. and hey my reading was FREE . And im just trying to free traffic up here
sorry to land on your turf raven guardia.. and hey who are you anyway.. youre like somesort of problem solving person.. amazing im loving what youre doing

lol thanx..its okay you can help.....I love to help people

okay..I use to have a friend named Natasha (but she moved) okay..I will do yuor reading. it will take me five mins at most ..I need to set up the deck ask the question etc....

but what about mines

I can wait...

poopie poopie poopie poopie NAR

I HATE YOu takes out two pistols and shoots nazgul to death

NEO!!!! CUT IT OUT!

you are not getting a reading now!

okay dn I got the card and I will do the reading

reloads his pistols....

him and his pistols.. and why two? why not just one.. or three.. use some skill
Anyway im going to bed people.. you keep this thread open until i get back.. all the intresting stuff disappears overnight..

Takes out a rifle

NEO CUT IT OUT

Im not shooting anyone im just polishing my rifle!! sais Neo as he polishes his rifle..

What's the reading?
Will it still cost 5 bucks?

okay dn I did a past present and future

Past - was the moon it means you were living in a vivid dream and imagtion this card also represents film work, writing fiction, or potery.

Present- was the four of cups it means emtional re- evualtion, you maybe feeling stress or depression...this card is full of emtion

future- Ace of cups (very good) this card is over flowing with love and creatvity is signifies joy, happiness, love and deep abiding friendships it also represents the well- springs of creatvity and self expression (this could me a form of writing)

I say you have a good chance...this was a very good reading

What about my reading now?

AW, cool!
Now I'm all happy... Thank you, Raven. That was cool. youpi

no problem dn

noe, no you are NOT getting a reading you were mean to dn

Nazzies can't die We're already dead.

lol

To DN Wait I never said anything to DN!!

And gees I was just joking

neo, its okay.....just dont joke like that ith bothers me

what do you want to know?

My future and present

You didn't say it to me, but you tried to kill me.

I bet you'll come out of the reading being the same as before.

dn> lol

Neo> can I do you reading later..it takes a while....I need to set it up then do the reading then look up the interpretation

How do you get the words to scroll? In sigs?

you put . then words you want.......then you end by

Um, that's humiliatingly easy.

lol

Where will i be in ten years?

Plz do mines!

KK I'm back.....

Raventheonly you will be in your dream job.

matrix neo...what do you want to know...before I do a reading I must know what you what want to know.