If you could beat up one celeb who would it be?

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.



SeptemberRain
There has already been threads about meeting, dating celebs. So i just thought of who you would like to beat up

Princess_381
I would want to beat J LO.She bugs me and she looks like a monkey evil face

SeptemberRain
haha, id beat up that Jamie Kennedy guy

eleveninches
George Bush!!!
Kelly Osbourne
Barney the Purple Dinosaur

matchbox_dan
russell crowe, what an ass, he needs to be smacked round the face with a chair!

WindDancer
Oh no! Such violence! stick out tongue

Anyway, these guys deserve a good ass kicking!

Carrot Top
Tom Green
Freddy Prince Jr.
50 cent
Eminem
All the band members of Sugar Ray
Justin Timberlake

Which one would I beat up? None, they really haven't done anything to me. Is just that they are annoying!!!!

ThatGoodGurl
I would kick Ben Afflecks ass he bugs me so much the guys a bigger diva then JLo and I hate her aswell.Other people that need there asses kicked are
The Olsen twins
Hilary duff
Leonardo diCRAPrio
Eminem
Avril Lavigne
and all those other annoying teeny bopper disney channel hacks

eleveninches
Big Bird mad

punkyhermy
haha emma!
maybe a few taps on the head will knock her straight!

hobbit_lover
Tom Cruise i hate him so much

~Johnny.D_Girl~
eminem!!!!!!
i fukin hate him!!!!!! all the money is going 2 his head and now he thinks he can do anything!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Scottie
Id like to give these people a well deserved ass kickin':-
Big Arnie
Ben and Jen ( one word "Gigli" )
The Cheeky Girls
Pierce Brosnan

azyne
Hilary Duff, JLo, and Brad Pitt. He bugs me.

Cyclops
^ What is wrong with Brad Pitt?

Top five, from 5 - 1.

5) Dr. Phil
4) Ryan Seacrest
3) Ashton Kutcher <- Even though I did like the Butterfly Effect
2) Fred Durst
1) Eminem

lil bitchiness
Jennifer Lopez
Backstreet Boys
Britney Spears
Kiera Knightly
Nicole Kidman
Jennifer Aniston (while shes Rachel in Friends, cos she acts like a brainless wonder *shudder*)

*Georgina_A*
Emma Watson
Daniel Radcliffe
Britney Spears
Ashton Kutcher
Jim Carrey
Eminem

Linkalicious
none....they aren't worth my time.

lil bitchiness
Also 50 cent, he annoys the hell out of me....

Linkalicious
ok fine....generally most rap artists.

silver_tears
Bjork no expression
Jennifer Aniston mad
Hillary Duff and MK and Ashley Olsen sick

Deathblow
Billy Bob Thorton. I kept my cool when he was with Angelina, but he crossed line with Halle Berry. Movie or no movie mad

Aside from him, Chester Bennington and Tom Delonge could both use a good kicking.

Korri
i would beat up "moss" i hate her!

I FLAMINBG HATE HER mad

silver_tears
Tom's hot smokin'

Oh can't forget Moss mad

ClaraG
kelly wibble wobble fat osbourne

Deathblow
Well he's not ugly, but his voice...pinch

Moss is the hot one smokin'

~Johnny.D_Girl~
and i'll back ya up big grin!!!!!!!
I H8 50 CENT AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BBQueen810932
Hillary Duff

IluvTheodorC
The kids who stab Trevor Mckinney(Haley Joel Osment) in Pay It Forward!

BBQueen810932
OH yeah and the toymaker from spykids 3 ( I don't know his name)

hollygolightly
HILARY DUFF
and then the Olson Twins. might as well move on to their inspiration, Britney Spears as well.

heen68
Britney Spears messed
Jordonchair

BloomBabyGirl
Britney Spears-Skanky/cant really sing
Kate Bosworth-horrible actress
Christina Agulara-slutty "dirrty" *****
Lil Kim-queen of all sluts
Russell Simmons-biggest oreo

turkesa
Hi!
If I could, I would beat up Britney Spears she really gets on my nerves, Eminem he thinks that he's the greatest, Lil Kim she's a big ****.bash
And specially some ass kick on that Kate Bosworth, she's a bad actress and she's so annoying...! I really hate her!boxing

Kisses! Happy Dance

punkyhermy
Did i mention emma?
ummm britney spears, she gives us girls a bad name...

BloomBabyGirl
turkesa
Junior Member

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Portugal
Hi!
If I could, I would beat up Britney Spears she really gets on my nerves, Eminem he thinks that he's the greatest, Lil Kim she's a big ****.
And specially some ass kick on that Kate Bosworth, she's a bad actress and she's so annoying...! I really hate her!

Kisses!


__________________




amen

Ashy
the Olson Twins mad!! they annoy the hell outa me! they try to mkae everything like a clothing line... there clothes suck!

SaTsuJiN
same here, ashy... Olsen's need to take a one way trip to a landfill in a far away galaxy

mhuda
Ben Aflac.

Yes, I know his last name is Affleck, but I purposely misspelled it. Yeah, he's an actor I'd like to beat up, that pompous prick.

kyshe_23
tom cruise...he made the biggest mistake a man can ever do...

also J.Lo...she simply sucks in the relationship area...

jeffer_wrote
ok...here are a few that come to mind...

50cent, J.Lo, Hillary Duff, sometimes the Hilton sisters...(on second thought, yah, i wanna beat them up! lolz)

BloomBabyGirl
lol. i hate the hilton sisters but i h8 there pal in the simple life jus as much and PS...jus TRY beatin up 50 cent lol

lil bitchiness
I would also slap Jeniffer Lopez silly!

Elondra
Jade Goody
J-lo(Did anyone realise she doesn't have a normal bum?)
Gareth Gates

BloomBabyGirl
ya howd that even get started that she has a big butt?

OrliObsessor1
One celeb to beat up, Paris Hilton for being so damn skinny and slutty. Her sister isnt that bad.

StarliciousStar
Britney Spears- HATE HER!!!!
Jake(that guy from Day after tomorrow)because his last name is to damn long to spell.
J.lo-I think she's stupid
That ugly guy from Troy.
Some other chick from Midsomer Murders
The Rock
Trish Stratus-because she's a stupid **** again

Elondra
There are loads of ugly guys from troy.Which one?

shaber
Russel(sp?) Crowe

StarliciousStar
"There are loads of ugly guys from troy.Which one?"

Helen's husband and his brother I didn't like them at all.I can understand being upset about losing his wife but its not like her loved her.

Candy

badkittykitty
I'd beat the snot out of julia roberts...she's such a attention pig,it's gross

ClaraG
kelly osbourne mad

Candy
yeah julia roberts... i dont like her either...and ossi osbourne...iewwww

LoneWolf
Jennifer Aniston
Britney Spears
Christina Aguliera
Kelly Osborne
J.Lo
Tara Palmer Tomkinson (shes's some presenter and I hate her mad )
Olson Twins
50 Cent

Flavio
Halle Berry
The Olsen Twins
Orlando Bloom
Kelly Osbourne
Jim Carrey
and some Brazilian artists

moonwalker741
Jack Black

i'd kick his ass and then say

" how do u like em' apples biaTch!!"

Padfoot15
Every professional football player in the whole world!!!!
Who do they think they are, being worshiped like gods and being payed tens of thousands to kick a ball around a field while children are starving in some countries!!!!!!!! mad mad mad mad

Padfoot15

Elondra
Oh yeah I also wanna beat up Posh n Becks.

Deathblow
You'd beat up the best young actor in the world right now just because you can't spell his name? Pah no expression

btw, its 'Gyllenhall', pronounced Jil-en-hall yes

StarliciousStar
I was only joking about the name thing,but my friend doesn't like him.I'm not sure why.

Illyria
The celebs I really can't stand and wouldn't mind if someone else beat them up for me are:

Jennifer Lopez (because of her snobby/too celebrity like behaviour's getting old)

The Olson Twins (it's just annoying to see them together all the time. I mean we get it, they're close but still get some new friends)

Mandy Moore (too sugary sweet) she's pretty though, I'd love to have skin like her.

The Back Street Boys
'N sync
the whole mass produced-talentless-mindless boy/girl bands.

OrliObsessor1
J.Lo., Brittany Spears, all the boy bands, kate bosworth

SummerSunshine
none reallY! I admire all celebs for making it so far!

matchbox
you have to hate some one.

not all celebs deserve all the money, cars and houses they have.

OrliObsessor1
thats the truth!

matchbox
for example orlando bloom does deserve his fame after he fell out of that window and broke his back. to go through that and to be told you would never walk again, must have been tough on him. However, he pulled though and now acts in massive action movies.

BUT, people like Kelly Osbourne, Russell Crow and hilary duff are just brats with attitude problems. they dont deserve the fame and money they have!

turkesa
The truth is that they may not deserve but they have it... :s
Jay Z and P. Diddy for example...

Happy Dance

OrliObsessor1
If i saw Orlando Bloom in a wheelchair id break down and cry..i swear it..Id go into depression..
I just thought up a new one to beat up..christina aguilera...er..she's a sl**** looking wh0re.

matchbox
christina aguliera is just a famous stripper basicly.

i dont mind her having money as long as she keeps taking her clothes off in public!

OrliObsessor1
lol

turkesa
this question about the fame and money, would make a good thread. hehehehehestick out tongue
back to the topic, there's a portuguese astrologist called Maya, she's so stupid I would kick her ass to...

Happy Dance

OrliObsessor1
Hm..I dont like MYA the singer, now that i think of that..lol

turkesa
hahahahahha...
About Mya I think she's nice... stick out tongue

Happy Dance

OrliObsessor1
Oh really? I dont know her, i just say there's something about her that ticks me off..i guess its her voice..and that song ghetto superstar lol

turkesa
hahahahaha
She doesn't have a spectacular voice, you're right, but she looks nice.

Happy Dance

matchbox
she doesnt really look that nice

Painkiller
micheal jackson

OrliObsessor1
Oh yea. How could i forget that!?! If you punched Michael Jackson in the face his plastic nose would fall off hahah

Theolover9212
KATE BOSWORTH!! UHHHHH! She is annoying and she is Orlando's girlfriend!!!!

crisomtears
i would beat up..
orlando bloom
micheal jackson
the olsen twins..
and that one lady that worked with Johnny Depp in 'Benny and Joon; the one who was the waitress...she annoys me so badly..

BloomBabyGirl
how can u say that about orlando bloom n mmicheal jackson>?!!

Claude_Rains
Mark Wahlberg...

angelsflame265
Hillary Duff

PanIsMYMan08
i would so wanna beat up rachel hurd-wood because she slapped jeremy during the filming of the kissing scene. who cares if he tried to french. hey! i wouldnt mind! lol

PanIsMYMan08
frnech kiss her i mean***

BrodysGurl14
if i could beat up a star it would either bw sophia bush because shes going out with chad michael murray or rachel bilson because she is going out with adam brody!!!!!! i also would like to hurt hillary duff mary-kate olsen and brittney murphay she gets on my nerves

BrodysGurl14
i couldnt choose just one

pinsleepe
christina aguilera
i hate her!!!!!
miffed

eleveninches
BUSH!!!

MrsBloom10
1.Kate Bosworth (Orly Snatcher!)bash
2. Donald Trump (too conceited)whip
3. Hilary Duff ( she's just annoying)box
4. Ashanti (she's just annoying)crutch
5.Kiera Knightly ( NEVER kiss Orlando AGAIN!) furious

Rad_1
J.LO!!! She makes my @$$ itch. I hate her for what she did to Ben Affleck!mad (I'm a HUGE Ben fanyes )

Kella
Actually its Gyllenhaal. But i like that guy. he's a sweetheart.

I think I would beat up Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. OMG...they annoy the hell out of me. Their show is such a joke. I wish one of those "hillbillies" would take them out in the field and go whore hunting...I would sooooo watch that episode.

Other than them...can't think of anyone that I hate. Nope...no one at the moment.
big grin

beaujay1
hilary and haylie duff, they both suck and everyone including them knows it!!!!!!!!!

Kella
I actually like Hillary Duff....embarrasment
I am not a Lizzy fan, but i think Hilary is okay...just my opinion though.

beaujay1
i hate lindsay lohan too.............

Kella
okay...i like Lindsey Lohan too....hmm....embarrasment

Princess Re
i would love to beat the hell out of kate bosworth,it's not that i hate her cuz she is dating orlando at the moment *not for long,i am gunna kill her a$$* my friend met her and said she was a ****** to her fans even!!
i mean thats crappy,they're the ones that got you there!!!!!!! shes a tramp,and DOES NOT deserve orlando mad

tinkerbell668
I would beat up...Lindsey Lohan and Ashlee Simpson!! They both annoy me...I like Lindsey as an actress but she just annoys me in real life!! Ashlee is a spoiled, not talent brat...she tries so hard to be punk but shes not!!! Ok thats it!!

Princess Re
can't,...................take it.........anymore...........

*grabs kate bosworth ,stab stab stab,punch punch punch,slap slap slap,kick kick kick* ahh nothing like anger management Happy Dance

Kella
laughing

PrefectRonnykin
ooo defentatly hillary duff

Princess Re
yeah...i would beat up ugly a** kate worthsh!t

tinkerbell668
^shes a little angry!!!

Kella
laughing

BloomBabyGirl
jsu a lil bit wink

Kella
I would beat up uhm...


hmm...i still really don't know.... sad

Ironman
orlando bloom ***

leonardo dickcrapio

elijah wood

jessica simpson

tom cruise

brad pitt

all the ****ing teen girls exciting ****

SIMPLE PLAN

CHINGY

ENIMA (eminem)

I hate every actor that ****ing is a boy band girls exciting ***

oh and mel gibson and oh people will laught


MICHEAL JACKSON that sick perv

BloomBabyGirl
leonardo dickcrapio



jessica simpson




SIMPLE PLAN



I hate every actor that ****ing is a boy band girls exciting ***



i agree with these yes

Beyond Image
hmmm, so many deserve a nuke or case of serious shits.

for the men in no particular order:

1)..Jean Claude Van Damme..and Steven Sagal..pfft..."action stars"..pfft!
2)..Jay Leno..this bastard never gets any older? hurry up and die!
3)..Jim Rome..somebody shut this sack of ashholes, up!
4)..Orlando Bloom..who the hell is he? just a elf who's far over-rated.
5)..Michael Jackson...like the music, but i can't stand the face, and a total wreck that destroys his whole image.

now the ladies, some of these broads deserve a solid smack

1)..Kelly Osbourn herself. oh man, i hate rich kids who get everything and talk back using bad words.
2)..Rosey O' Donnell..i wish she never had a job without eyes and a voice, a house wife would be the ticket!
3)..Drew Barrymore..Royalty in hollywood? so what, she never worked for minimum wage like my sister!
4)..Jenne Garafalo..little people must be this high to be heard. SHUT UP!
5)..writer of the potter books, i wish she still collected food stamps.


Celebrities are two-faced and can never be trusted, when they get the money they become high class and just strut and do things like signing contracts worth more than i'll ever see?

has any of you recieved for a 20 million dollar check, for a 2 hour movie?

BloomBabyGirl
i wish. i get 20 dollers in 2 hours tho ! yet im still humble..how does she do it?

Kella
Jean Claude Van Damme..and Steven Sagal..pfft..."action stars"..pfft!


^^^^ okay...those I agree with. Totally. I hate those guys. And add any James Bond to the mix..that womanizing son of a b*tch.
Micheal Jackson also needs a good b*tch slapping to put his fairy ass in line. ( i love fairy's but this guy takes it to the next level mad )

As for chicks... Just Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Those brats wouldn't know what to do up against an ass whoopin. They'd probably sue though..stupid whores.
Stupid Selfish Snobby little %$&(@# %#&(&#)! #&%(&%(#(&$#(~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BloomBabyGirl
let it all out my lighter sista smile

ScottsLover
i hate brittany murphy!!! shes so ugly like courtney love and she sucks as and actress!!

BloomBabyGirl
shes not that ugly but shes a terrible actres

golden moon
I would beat up 50cent...

Kella
laughing Thanks... I needed to do that. Been holding back some frustrations big grin

Punkyhermy
Ms.Watson.

Princesscatty29
*hilary duff
*lindsay lohan
*mary kate olsen
*johnny depp & orlando bloom (yes, you heard me ladies, if i ever met them, i'd give them both a good ass kickin' for what they did to the public!!! (making tons of girls fall in love with them worldwide))
*emma watson
*spongebob squarepants (he's so....so stupid! why do teenagers like him so much??? i don't get it...)
*michael and janet jackson
*ashton kutcher
*justin timberlake
*jojo
*william hung (only cuz it would be hilarious!)
*i would NOT beat up chad michael murray, but i'd torture him to sing 'baby one more time' to me, then i'd laugh real hard and set him free
*elijah wood
*billy boyd
*viggo mortensen
*all rap singers
*EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DRONES WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH DEPP OR BLOOM, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I WOULD BEAT Y'ALL UP, ONLY CUZ YOU ALL DESERVE IT, AND WITH ME YOU ALL WOULD GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GETTING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!SO...SHUT YOUR YAPPERS AND THINK THE NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU MENTION HOW MUCH YOU JUST LOVE THEM, GOT IT?!?!?

Princesscatty29
oh! forgot some!!!!!

*jessica simpson
*ashlee simpson
*jessica's friend on newlyweds...bugs the crap outta me!
*britney spears
*christina aguilera (even i do adore her papillons, cuz i have one too)
*anyone else i might be able to think of...

Princesscatty29
sorry there, got a bit too carried away with that! hahahahaha

Princess Re
hmm...well prolly the girl that plays Trinity on the matrix..cuz she sucks

~Johnnyz#1~
TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE....cheating piece of DIRT_BAG_SCUM
*punches him in face*
Cant' act 4 shit!!!

BloomBabyGirl
eek! TOM CRUISE! yay

Princess Re
i hate people who suck at fighting..and girls??? god we are better than most guys!!!

natalya719
Aww! I love that guy! He's soo funny.

But anyway..I'd have to say
Hilary Duff

Shadow_King
i would like to beat up christopher revee before the horse fell on him.

dangerousinred
Ashlee Simpson

PiecesOfAshlee
Hilary Duff.

laur4545
how could you hate orlando bloom??

ne way some of the pple that i hate are
ashlee simpson- i hate the way she talks and i hate her black hair
mischa burtan- she doesnt know how to act for her life
kirsten dunst- shes a realy bad actress, to full of herself, realy ugly, and worst she sed that she had to kiss orlando bloom for a movie and the interviewer asked if she was nervouse and she sed "no! hes not that hot, he should be the one nervouse to kiss me cause im a hottie" and i hate her gutts she definately deserves a beeting

Punkyhermy
EMMA WATSON!!!!
Avril Lvigne
Britney Spears...
Cristina Agulara
and blah ablah

Princess Re
i don't like dunst either....she is a moron...she can't act worth crap...and she is UGLY,and most of all? she is a ****

Tela
Emma Watson
Brittany Spears
Usher
theres more i'm sure

TBiggins
I would like to smack those hobbits around, hahaha smack smack smack rolling on floor laughing

charlize_baby
i would love to smash justin timberlakes dumb face..

PrefectRonnykin
i cant choose there are so many

eMMasucks
EMMA TWATSON, THE BRA STUFFER *ACHOO* CAN I BARROW SOME OF UR TISSUES EMMA? CEPT I WOULDNT BEAT HER UP I WOULD SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY KILL HER!

WindDancer
I'm going to add more:

Tom Arnold
Fred Durst
Joe Millionare (Yeah, he became quite a Jerk after the show!)
Tim Robbins
Michael Moore
and Meat Loaf! (that annoying singer!)

kaleigha eden
Gotta go with Wesley Snipes. Major thrashing needed. Seriously.

vvvrulz
Number one for me would be none other than....
Ben Affleck

He badly, BADLY needs a hiding.

eleveninches
GW BUSH!!!!! mad

ladygrim
u read my mind...lol

iluvcandy
Erm I have more than one here... Sorry...


Katie Leung (Damn ugly and weird looking), Emma Watson (Talentless, annoying, smug, kinda mean, rude and a try-hard), Emmy Rossum (Very weird, with this pose she usually uses when reporters are taking her picture- Tummy sucked in, breast pushed out and the butt stuck out.) and Hilary Duff (Annoying, talentless, a try-hard- Always trying to be 'good' and a pretender- Whats up with that 'I'm a goody-two-shoes and very sweet' act all the time?


The Olsen Twins are pretty annoying sometimes too, with their weird baggy clothes and very very skinny and definitely unhealthy body size. Oh yes! And whats up with that pose they always use when they a getting their pictures taken? Definitely not cute or sweet. Makes them look more like there is something wrong with their backbone.

botankus
Christina Aguilerra. But I'd only do it for Britrogue.

Darth Nauj
lets see here
the olsen twins, hilary duff, avril lavigne, tom green, carrot top, george w bush, eminem, j.lo, janice dickonson, omarosa, donald trump

Britrogue
Originally posted by botankus
Christina Aguilerra. But I'd only do it for Britrogue.

My hero! love

As for me, I wouldn't mind knocking out Paris Hilton. box

botankus
Originally posted by Britrogue
My hero! love

As for me, I wouldn't mind knocking out Paris Hilton. box

Anything for you!

As far as Paris goes, I am not sure what the penalty for cruelty to horses is.

golden moon
jessica alba (just because she said something bad about my tobey)
paris hilton (I hate $luts!)
aguilera (the same reason as above)
mrs jollie (she stole brad from poor jen!)
bush (the war-lover idiot)

botankus
Originally posted by golden moon
jessica alba (just because she said something bad about my tobey)
paris hilton (I hate $luts!)
aguilera (the same reason as above)
mrs jollie (she stole brad from poor jen!)
bush (the war-lover idiot)

I think if you carried out your mission, you would be hailed a hero for the first four and probably imprisoned for life for the last one!

golden moon
Originally posted by botankus
I think if you carried out your mission, you would be hailed a hero for the first four and probably imprisoned for life for the last one!

at least I would be happy for what I did... stick out tongue

<< THERE IS MORE FROM THIS THREAD HERE >>