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lil miss muffit sat on her tuffit eatin her curds and way.....along came a spider and sat down beside her.........

*lil miss muffit looks and says*

wut the fu.ck?????





if u got any fu.cked up nursry rhymes..... put em here!

...hehee......i dont have any!.......

One, two, three, four.
Mary's at the cottage door.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Eating cherries off a plate.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you shine your little light.
Twinkle Twinkle all the night.

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
A-tisket a-tasket
A little yellow basket
We all fall down

Nursry rhymes

o thats a shame. i could use a good luagh rite now!

*snaps fingers*.....i got it...

lil jack horner..
sat in a corner...
he put in his thumb..
he became a bum...
and fell down a flight of stairs...


ok so i made it up hehehe.....and it sux a$$...

humpty dumpty fukd a fat whore
humpty dumpty blew all over the floor
all d kings horses and all the kings men
laid d **** down and fukd her again

.....well i tink dat is positively hilarious....woooooot wooot!!!!!...

thnx :blush:

.....welcome..

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
she put them on the mantlepiece,
so they could have a .......party!

..its funny cuz..its funny....eheh..

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too he's funny that way.

.....dat was coolies...

1 2 3 4
mary got stuck in the stupid door
5 6 7 8
til sum psycho found her and she got raped?

a salami in ur rosie
definitely hurts ur "posie"
A-tisket a-tasket
until ye get pregnant
We all fall down!!

juz thought id fuk them up... hehehe

..i specially liked de second one!.*wipes tear away from eyes* pure beauty it is....

lolz... ohwell.. hava good one.. gotta run.. catch yahz

..ok..heh....*waves*....bye!...

Little boy blew....hey he needed the money.

ahahahaha, these are great! i love em, specailly urs v!

I like Corran's... lol...

yea they are great! keep em comin!


Ring a ring a rosie,
A bottle full of posie,
All the girls in our town
Ring for little Josie

There was once an old woman
Who lived with her pimp
And had so much sex
His **** went limp

w00t Don't read that! OMG!

haha

ahhhhahahahahaha

whistling

more more more! i demand it!

*takes out whip* c'mon slaves, more!

I can't think on demand...


Little Miss Tex
Sat on her 'ho
Taking Viagra for gain
Along came a member
Who left till December
Not to talk to them again.

...? I'm so dumb.

i love it....do u make them up urself?

Yep. That's why they're so freaking stupid! teehee

they are great, thats wut this thread is for!

I can't think. Give me a nursery rhyme to eff up.

erm....how about........mother gooseries........hmmmmm.......i cant think of any right now but i will!

I need the material...

Barber, barber, shave a pig!
How many hairs to make a wig?
Four and twenty, that's enough!
Give the barber a pinch of snuff.

Is that an original? I've never heard it.

nope its not i stoled it!

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~pfa/dreamhouse/nursery/folks.html

Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoonfed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil.

One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London bridge is falling down, my fair lady

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoonfed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil.

Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came...
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
(Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full)
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb!
(Three bags full)

Nick nack patty wack give a dog a...

Thank you Korn

i knew i'd kill the thread

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a lil fun
But stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son

u didnt kill the thread, i like it.....but we all happened to leave i guess.....sry..... nice, i like korn!

lil miss muppet sat on her tuffet
her knickers all tattered and torn
it wasnt a spider that sat down beside her
but lil boy blue with his horn

hehehe