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joke:What do you call a hooker with no legs?
A nightcrawler

What do you call 50,000 blacks jumping out of a plane?
NIGHT

Why did the blonde do it with the mexican?

Because her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What is grey, has a long nose, big ears, and weighs more than a hippo?


































AN ELEPHANT!

i don't get it?!

That was so stupid .

Howard Dean

you know whta's funny, RJ's face.

what did the dumb blonde's ankles say to each other?
they never met!!!

I also like the essay one.

did you hear about the dumb blonde who got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours when the power went out?

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no

No. What happened?

myth, read the joke again very carefully.

q- why do people go to black peoples yard sales?
a- to get their stuff back

q- why is aspirin white?
a- because it works

q1-what do you call a thousand white people running down a hill
a1- Avalanche
q2- what do you call a thousand black people running down a hill
a2- mud slide
q3- what do you call a thousand Mexicans running down a hill
a3- jail brake

q- what do yo do when you see your tv floating in mid air in middle of the night?
a- you say drop it n**** (sorry about that word)

there where four men standing on top of a mountain a Chinese man a Russian and and a Black man and white man. the Chinese man jumps of the mountain and sayd I'm doing this for my country. the Russian jumps off the mountain and says I'm doing this for my country. the black man shoots the whit man and says this for my country.

I did but you still didn't finish it.

are you a natural blonde by any chance

she was on an escalator. the power went out. what does an escalator run on? power!!!! you do know what an escalator is, dont you?

But what happened? I wanna hear the rest of it.

And yes, I am naturally blonde, and proud of it.

poor myth so young so stupid

ok..she was on the escalator. the power went out. when the power went out, she just stood there, instead of WALKING up the NON MOVING STEPS.

Hey, I'm almost 20. Thats older than most here.

do you get the joke now, myth?

yea

your older that me
still

escalator
not elevator
when the power goes out and escalator is just like a set of stairs

understand now

So is she still there?

lol

*sighs and shakes head*

its extreamly cute how stupid he is being

i got a good joke.













fartimer.com

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to your moms house

On Mother's Day.

actually, the chicken crossed the road to pick up her dry cleaning.

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded

What kind of bees give the most milk?
boo bees

"Daddy,what are those two dogs doing?"
"Uh.......ones sick and the other ones pushing him to the hospital."

What do you call an italian who marries a black?
A social climber.

Why do italians wear hats?
So they know which end to wipe.

Did you hear about the Italian who cleaned out his ear and his head cave in?

Why do Mexicans eat beans everyday?
So they can take a bubblebath at night.

Why arent there any swimmingpools in Mexico?
Because all the Mexicans who cans swim are over here.

What do you call guy with a toe growing here(point to knee)?
TONY

What is the ultimate rejection?
When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

ok so theres a straight guy and a gay guy riding in a car,

they get to a red lite, and the gay guy wuz like
"in 5 seconds the light will turn green" 5 secs later it turns green
"WOAH! how did u no that?" the straight guy sed
"Gay ppl no everything!" the gay guy sed

so they keep riding and they get to another red light
"in 15 seconds the lite will turn green" the gay guy sed
15 secs pass and it turns green
"HOLY SH!T, how did u do that again?!?!" the straight guy sed
"Well again gay ppl no everything" the gay guy sed

so they go to a mall and ther walking, and walking and they go up those eletric stair things?...that go up by themselves??

...wut r they agen.....???

Not sure... but I've been stuck on one when the power went out.

wut r they agen??????

stair thingys

poor myth

I miss Ronald Reagan. (that's my joke )

^thats not a funny joke. That makes me sad.

want a hug?

Yes

*gives myth a big hug*

My big brother's kid is always a joke...

Everytime I give him something to eat.. he plays with it.
...when I give him a toy to play with... he eats it.

It's not funny that you think Howard Dean is a joke cry

You said the HD word.

I miss Ronald Reagan

Thats not nice though, the man just died.

If Dean died, I wouldn't mock him, thats just mean.

Yeah, so did several thousand other people. People die every day, it's part of life.

haha

Seriously though Myth dude I'm not making fun of Reagen himself, rather I'm pointing out how ridiculous it is that everybody believes he was a good president.

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)

































How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

WOW! LoneWolf's joke is fun for hours!

from what i;ve heard he was a good president

Hey guys post some jokes lets not talk about Reagan.

good idea...

Now I can't think of any jokes

lol thats funny

A guy wanted to make his wife not cheat on him so he goes to a vodoo store to look for something
wen he gets there a guy says "can i help u?" and the husband says "yeah i dont want my wife to cheat on me, do u hav anything?"
the shpkeeper goes and comes back with wat looked like a ancient Dildo "its called a vodoo dick" just say "vodoo dick, and watever u want it to go to"
the husband bought it and went home and gave it to her wife
one day while she was driving she tested it out "vodoo dick pu*sy"
and it started doing its thing
She went out of control and was stopped by a police man he said "erm miss u were going out of control back there, im gonna hav to giv u a ticket" but she said "NO it was this vodoo dick, its insane!"
the police man looked at the woman Dis-believinglly
"yeah..whatever.." the police man writes out a ticket for her and starts walking away
"he he Vodoo Dick my ass!"

lol

What will they call the South African James Bond movie? 007 - Agent underkaffer...

^ hehehe

okay what do they call a blond with pig tails?
- a blow job with handle bars.

i DONT get it

A mans radio in his car breaks down and so he decides to get a new one. So he gets a voice activated new radio in his car. The radio turns the station to whatever you say. If you say rock, then it switches to rock. If you say rap, then it switches to rap. Ect... So then he picks up his two 6 year old kids from a day care and starts driving home. He has a migraine headace and his kids start fussing and fighting. So he says will you please calm down to his kids but they keep on fighting and then finally a few miniutes later he says F*ck You Kids! And then his radio switched to Micheal Jackson.

think of getting a blowjob and holding the pigtails...

Anyway... Blacks are so black... when they lie on the grass, their mama's ask who burnt it...

lf> x 100000000

You might be a redneck if you get all your christmas shopping done at a truck stop.

okay I know this old but why does Micheal Jackson go to wal-mart?

because little boys pants are half off

heres another one

I pledge Allegiance to the flag
Micheal Jackson is a ***
he use to play with little sticks
now he plays with little d!cks
he use to plays with little toys
now he plays with little boys
he use to play with little dolls
now he plays with little b@lls

Your mommas like a hockey player. She dosnt change her pads for three periods.

ewwwwwww.....but very funny

Its a joke raven.

Yo mommas so short that she can bungee jump off a sidewalk.

Three guys discuss what to get their wives for chrismas - Scotman, Irishman and an Englishman.

Scot says: "I get her a necklace and a scarf - she dont like the necklace, she cover it up with the scarf."

Ira says: "I get her a ring and gloves - she dont like the ring, she cover it up with the gloves."

Eng says: "I get her a dress and a vibrator - she don't like the dress, she can go **** herself."

lf> I know its a joke


yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for indecency

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a hongkong phonebook

yo mama so fat she on a rainbow and came skittles

Yo mama is like a Big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck.

lf>

yo mama's so fat she wears her shirts in three sizes SUPER...GIANT and AHHHHHH ITS COMING TOWARD US!

Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

hehehe

yo mama so fat when she moved god said let there be light!

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

yo mama so dumb she chased the school bus think'n it was twinkie

Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

lf > x 10

yo mama so fat when she walks outside it measures on the rector scale

Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.

you mama so fat she like rail road tracks she's laid all through town

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

hehehehe

yo mama so fat her blood type is Hershey

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.

yo mama so fat she jumped and made the grand canyon

Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo mamas so fat when she jumped in lake the whole town flooded.

One day at a school a boy came in at 8:45 school started and 8:30 the teachers asked"Why are you late?" the boy replied I was on top of Mulberry Hill"The boy sat down.

At 9:00 another little boy came in the teacher asked "where were you?"the boy replied I was on top of Mulberry Hill"the boy sat down.

At 9:15 another little boy came in and the teacher asked"where were you?"the little boy replied"I was on top of Mulberry hill"agitated the teacher asked where is this mulberry hill?" "Youll find out soon enough"the boy replied.

and 9:30 a new little girl came in."whats your name little girl?"the teacher asked."My name is hill,mulberry hill" she replied.

yo mama so fat she wears a yellow shirt and people yell "TAXI"

Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.

lf> x 100

Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.

Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.

Yo mamas so ugly when she walks around people tell her to take of her halloweem mask

Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"

yo mama so poor she has to pay for her M n M one at a time on lay away

Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

thats great where do you hear these they are really funny!

I just hear them from a bunch of people at my school and stuff.

Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.

yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

yo mamas so fat Jupiter got jealous

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind people.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the post office to get food stamps.

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

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YOUR MOM!!!!! on Mother's Day


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Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens.

was that an insult?


Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television. The salesman walks up to her and tells her that the store does not serve blondes. The next day the blonde walks back into Best Buy with a red wig and asks if she could buy the television, but the salesman says to her again, "We don't serve blondes." Disappointed, the blonde takes off her wig and asks the salesman how he knew she was a blonde. The salesman replies, "Because this is a microwave."

Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.

Yo mamas so poor she had to put a milkshake on layaway

man walks into a bar ouch bom bom cha

Another man walks into a bar ouch - should a seen it commin.

So this guy walk into a bar right...and he says ouch!

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-there were 3 guys in the desert a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, they all could bring 1 thing and the white guy broght a bottole of water, the Mexican brought a package of lunch meat and the black guy brought a car door. The white guy asked the Mexican why did you bring a package of lunch meat he said if i get hungry i can eat it the Mexican asked the white guy why he brought a bottle of water and he said if i need a drink i can have a drink of water. They both go and ask the black guy why did you bring a car door and he said if i get hot i can roll down the window!