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Well, if you haven't already heard, me and Lil's are going to have it out in a Battle of Useless Knowledge. However, one thing remains. Who would like to be the Useless Quizmaster? We need somebody to make a series of questions relating to Useless knowledge. The Battle will also take place here, but there is no set date, as we are less one Quizmaster.

Useless Knowledge: Things that have little, if any, relivance to the real world.

Any volunteers? And, you aren't really useless. It is just because it is for the title of 'Master of Useless Knowledge."

What was the turning point in the Pacific during WW2?

What was the most honored battle in ancient Greek warfare?

(Muhahaha! those useless enough?)

Can you read?

We said useless information...

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Knowing them wont help you outside of history class and looking snobby.

That depends on how much chucking wood chuck is willing to do

Wits is spelled with one "t"

I mean like 'What is the name of Mario's green dinosaur friend.'

Why is donuts called donuts?

YOSHI!!!!! wAHAHH

fine then.. those will be there for those who wish to tackle them.

Yoshi.

Not everywhere it aint, in serbia its called 'krofna'

I typed to fast asking that question which made me mess it up.

How many strands of hair does britney spears have?

none after i light it on fire.

ALL OF YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT! IT IS A BATTLE BETWEEN ME AND HER, AND WE NEED SOMEBODY TO QUIZ JUST THE TWO OF US TO SEE WHO POSESSES MORE USELESS KNOWLEDGE!

Sorry about the caps lock.

true or false...

more people worldwide die of diarrhea than of heart attacks...