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Right, guts, smooth back your hair, straighten your ties and line up.

Ladies, pull out your purses and wave your dollar in the air!!

We're gonna have a Bachelor Auction........

Gals, just wait till I introduce the fella, then bid until I reckon someone gives a fair amount...... then the lucky guy is yours to do with what you wish.......

Let's get the Stud Sale started............

bump this back up later in the evening when more people are on

yep...boards are pretty slow right now.

just me, syren and spear.... so there's only one person bidding which doesnt really make it much of an auction

I like this idea, Syren...

'k, I'll bump this up l8r, I've gotta go 2 wrk at 5pm, but I'll be bck by 11:30.........

sounds good

*waits for someone to copy this thread and auction off the girls....*

I was doing my make up for wrk, and the idea just popped into my head, I get inspiration whilst doing the weirdest things........

I'll do that one if this one is a success, but Bachelor Austions actually exist, when you buy a chick it's generally a stripper or a whore

thats true

meet market!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>.<bad pun im sorry!!!!!

This is gonna work better l8r, try to let all the guys know they're needed here l8r tonight!!

HROH! I want to take part of this!

ROFLMAO!

virginia, there's no such thing as a bad pun no2 all puns rock

dude i'm so in this

im in

I cant wait

whats going on here...love new threads

i got nothin better to do so count me in

Let me go the bank and get me some money

you dont get a choice spear, if syren picks you..... you're in

i got nuthing to do so i will stick around here for 6 months and get a crap load of posts and threads cause i got nuthin else to do with my life ...

oh wait ... already happened

dave=> im lettin her know that its an option, and she likes me enough to pick me anyway

stink=> i plan on doin that too, three months down already.

wait for me

im bored .. when does the auctiony kick off ?

dave=> did you go to the link in my sig...? if that dunt work then I don't know what to tell you except that it didn't work for korri either.

11:30ish, or whenever enough people are one

wut time is it now?

11:30
jeeezz i jus stayed up all night .. jus got back home .. and now i have to wait .... until 11:30
WTF






jk

All times are GMT. The time now is 04:37 PM.

that'll do it...

its 10:37 am ..... for me ...

i wont be on by then.........ill be at school..............damn it!

er...11:38 right now, so that'll be at 5 or 6 r somethin like that. i might be wrong. math aint my strong point.

hehhe this looks like fun

it will be 8:41am for me.........

jeez .. this is going to take a looooonnggg time ..

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's 8:50am where I am and I should still be asleep. What the hell am I doing?

lol ..
dude
it 11 am
i dont wake up until like .. 5 pm ...

dang, im 18 hours ahead of you TH

what time is it where you are ?

11:54 here... but when are auctions started? I can't waitto see what will happen.

haha
watch me go for the price of a candy bar

Watch me go as table scraps, okay, who votes that Ired Hiker Goes on FIRST?

Like that, they won't be saving there money for last!

wahts everyone estimates for how much you will be shipped off for ?

me ..... 25 cents ...

it's all worthless to me anyway, $$$'s are useless here

I think we start at 100$ then go down...

who cares .. i still think i will be shipped off at the price of like a recess pieces ...

im here........ready to bid drool

uhhhhh
who wants to go first ?

monday, 2/23/04 2:03am

So how does thing work? do we each post the best pic of ourselves then the highest bidder takes him?

Or do wa have to have some kind of a match or something? like say, alphabeticlly going down an the best couple goes or what?

or a voluntary thing ?

syren picks someone

she auctions us off, i guess

okay, Each person has a maximum of lets say... 1000$ tops... and each guy starts off at 500$, like that or somthing.. i dunno. But seems like a good idea eh?

^ditto

dont complicate things crash

500 seems a lot .. cause im going for a candy bar price ..

.... but i was trying to make things easier.....

someone could buy a LOT of SFs then

Then in your case we will just have to bid down



Then how about based on each persons abilities, what they learned in school eductaion, age and whatever?

i could be the next big thing

i dont got an education .....

thats sad

well 8th grade .... how much is an education is that ?

Grade 11, graduating, and a pilot

lol
<<< grade 10 .. drop out ..

no2





Ummm soooo when IS Syren comming back?

11:30ish

well according to my time ... 5pm ..

What country does she live in? or what time zone?

i live in US .. and me time zone is uhh Central ..

why do you guys wanna be sold off

idk ..
im jus very bored .. and im going for 1$ or less

its not our choice
be sold or feel the wrath of syren

well the wrath of Syren is something no one wants to feel

Sooo Shes comming Back at 6pm!? (Montreal / NY time)

i guess so ..

still a rip off
and dave you can always hide

and dont even lie you all wanna be sold to lovely bachlerettes

And HOW would you know this?

idk ... how would you know ?

I don't know whats sadder, they guys who where "forced" to post here, or the people who bid for them...

hidings no good she'll find us somehow

people who bid

guess not dave, disquise yourself then george
and why would girls bid on you guys

it would work better guys bidding on girls. cuz then that would work

Syren has 2600 posts or so, and ONE thread.... THIS ONE....

as someone said earlier, when guys buy girls.... they're normally prostitues *goes back to find quote*

but what about the riots?

there we go

there will be like fist fights for the first to say 5$

too true
you animals

dont worry, stinky i can um buy you!!!!!!!!

how do you make the cent sign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALT + 4

it doesnt work

... Hum... OOPS! Sorry, + 4... the other one :d

whaaa?

would anybody chic me

Not sure what "chic" means

hot girl

Oh. I've seen alot of very attractive girls around here (where I am) but the adults are terribly ugly. Soft living makes all the difference.

Anyone want to give a summary. I don't want to read 100+ posts no2

I think she's selling 'love slaves' ! whoo whoo!

Hold your horses now....

bkk summed it up in a line

*stumbles in 1/2 drunk and completely hung over*

Wohoo!!! Weekends rule!.....ahem


*straightens self up and puts in clear eyes*

What i meant to say is......Will somebody take me home?

yep... she sure did. this will be interesting.

hey link

what up spear?

omg i think i gotta open a thread for this weekend...it was great

Did it start yet.

beer, beer, and more beer? or was it the "higher" liquor?

ok so last night i'm playing pool at this bar....and this hot ass bartender starts throwing me and my buddy free shots of like everything. On top of the 3 pitchers their...we had 6 shots each (wrecked)

then we went to another bar and we got our drink on again...but some 40+ girl came up to me and somehow sex was brought up....well she said she could break me off in 3 minutes. I told her i didn't think she could get me hard in 3 minutes. So she grabs my hands and puts them on her ti.ts and has me feel them up for like 3 minutes...sweet!!!! then she lifts up her shirt in the bar and tells me to suck on them!!!!!!! too bad it wasn't her friend because she was fine as hell. Well long story short....lotsa alchy, some ass, and a safe ride home from a random bar chick....mardi gras rules!!

wow! I'm not sure if you should open a thread on it though (pg-13, man). You got wicked lucky though

forty plus?

oh yeah...and some guy wanted to kick my twin bro's ass, so he unknowingly started crap with me...but i had like 7 friends there. We woulda kicked his ass up, down, left, right, backwards...but instead we had the bouncer chuck him out. That bar is like the "Cheers" bar....sometimes i wanna go where everybody knows my name....*starts dancing*

still wrecked, i see

yeah....i would say MILF, but i dunno about the ILF part. But it was just funny because she kept spouting off about her only needing 3 minutes to do me. I laughed because in 3 minutes....i woulda had 2 minutes to cuddle afterwards...

Still about 1 hour before Syren comes back....

she adds so much to this place....


(i miss her!)

what is this?

somethin very crazy

good just my style so whats it about?

ah...certain male KMC members are being auctioned off, i guess. in 45 minutes, roughly. (I don't know who is when, so don't ask)

i am

so, how much money d'ye get to bid wiv?

i guess i will be too i guess i suppose alright sure

I think I am to, CO, but sy makes the final decision, seen as how she runs it.

barmy-> no idea...

hmmm, syren needs to explain the rulz

yea i don't expect to fetch much but oh well might as well just for the fun of it

Should I get Involved, Do I really want to??

It's almost 6... where is Syren? Maybe she is late...

i thought she had said 11:30 her time...

she said 11:30, crash....

All times are GMT. The time now is 10:59 PM.

yup 30 minutes yet

oh god ... 30 minute ..... NOW DAMMIT

there is a time zone with a 30 minute difference.

but i don't live there.

Dave 123, how exactly does GMT Time work again?

well its like yours.... only a few hours later

I think its 9 hours ahead of CA time.