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That mans name is Gabrieldamus. Cmon someone! Ask away!

Why do you type something up but write something down?

Because english is a backwards ass language...next question.

a donde se fue el gato??

how many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where is my lipstick? I lost it two days ago

por favor que alguien me diga donde esta mi gato, no lo encuentro en ninguna parte

there are 11 in "the alphabet", and 26 in the english alphabet near as I can tell

You're lipstick is in the one place you haven't looked

Your cat is dead. A vietnamese immigrant named Fao ate him for breakfast with an egg and some nappa cabbage...next question.

hmm.... why do you think that my lipstick is in the washing machine?

The earths surface is 196,935,000 sq miles. I'm pretty sure you haven't checked everywhere.

hahahaha
you really surprise me there GAB... I thought you woundnt understand me

who ami where am i and y am i here

I didn't...

A question that has plagued me forever. Who's in the kitchen with Dina?

Wait...Wait...I'm getting something...You are Ronald Reagan contacting me from the afterlife. Hello Ron. You are here because purgatory has a b*tch of a backlog.

I have a question for the great one!

Who is that musician in your sig?

Dina is in the kitchen by herself. She is talking to her imaginary friend whom she believes has been turned into a dishwasher by Martha Stuart.

Okay how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

cool i never knew that

He is St. John Coltrane. He was born in 1549 and invented arm rests. After writing 5 symphonies he contracted mono and sold his soul to a Hungarian barber to contract syphillus. The only way to cure mono in those days.

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of butt cords was 7634. By the way I think you owe me a more interesting question... next question.

i have a question!!!

what should i learn?

got one: why?

You should learn to play nice with the other kids...next!

Because

I KNEW IT!

Then you should ask yourself "why did I ask?" if you knew.

no.. i'll ask YOU.

why did i ask?

the proper answer was "why not"

because you were unsure of yourself.

ad why was i unsure of myself? *keeps on asking*

I have a question?

What is my purpose in life?

...hmmmmm...this is a hard one to answer seeing as how you have no life.

why?

well you ask why because you lack the anylitical capacity to understand your actions. And you're a souless child of Mephistopheles

why?

may i ask why do you think you know everything?

I never said I did! I just get visions of things in my head then I tell you what the visions told me! I mean I never said I was the oracle or nothin!

ok.

If you know the answer to everything, why dont you just win the lottery every week??

why are you such an a$$hole?

I don't know the answer to everything. I have visions, clairvoyant visions! I'm not an Oracle or nothin.

the person with all the answers is none other than.....
NEGRODAMUS!

I am an @$$hole because I'm trying to be...more eccentric?


OK Next question!

what is the point in telling people what is to come?
why tell them when they might manipulate it and one day
rule the world?!

So that they might one day take their portion, or kismet by the reigns and change their existence. So that they might not be puppets or pawns to fates' byzantine game of destiny.

Am i as rutheless as i am cunning? J/K

You are...next.

Oh great Gabrieldamus, when will the conflict in Iraq cease?

whats that mean?

It means: YOU are as ruthless as you are cunning. Next question please.

What is another name for a dummy on crack?

Rumsfield

What exactly is the point of life?

Holy f*ck. The way I read it it looked like someone asked you that question in real life and you just responded right away. Damn that was funny.

To live???

The point of life is at it's best when sharpened...j/k. The point of life is to create more life so that they can find the point of life. Next question please?

Lol. Good one!!

When will the world end?

Wait, hmm... I am told that the world soon within the next 4-8 years... the next world power Haiti, will wage a bitter nuclear war against the last communist nation...Netherlands. Wait...there's more...Ann Coulter will divorce her husband; Satan and marry...

Al Sharpton

together they will launch a campaign to get Sharpton into the Whitehouse ... and succeed.

From then on I can see no further...

Why does frustration lead to hate?

Frustration leads to anger anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side

that really made no sense!

Oh yes it did...to a select enlightened few...oh and next time:
Please voice your complaint in the form of a question

okay, how about.......
ARE YOU INSANE?

What is the hightest note you can play?

comfortably and consistently, a Db concert.

The trick is long tones.

As quietly as possible in the altissimo (sp?) register starting on Bb concert then up chromatically for about 4-10 counts at m40. Also be sure to retain the tension in your embouchure, even when you're breathing to maximize the effectiveness of the work out.

Yes but not clinically. Next question...

Yea I am working on my range.
I have an excersice. I start on low F# and Do Arpeggios, -play two notes, Breath out 2 counts, play 3 notes Breath out 3 counts. ect. Then after I go up 2 octaves I do the same thing down, then start again on a note a half step higher. It's really tireing but thats the point!