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has anyone ever caught you jacking off?
it's happend to me
and it almost happend again, that's why i was wondering

Why can't this apply to girls masturbating? Them getting caught would be even more funny.

you only get "caught" when you're doing something wrong.

Masterbation is a necessity to young men.

why am i reading this?

So would you do it if your parents were in the room?

cause you were curious...?

yeah. it can be the reason.

gls, you have 17, why do you still jerk off? dont you have a girl or something
(I'm not trying to be mean , so dont take it like that)

Did your gf catch you? That would suck.

Hey i don't do it a lot anymore. that's probably why i was almost caught.
and no i don't got a gf.. yet. almost. we'll see what happens at my summer program (upward bound)

hehehe
dude, you need to get laid so bad!!!!

You don't do it anymore? I thought you just said it almost happened again? How could you almost get caught if you weren't doing it? I'm confused.

what, again??

it is so funny.

no i said that i don't do it a lot anymore. just every so often

WTF?

Oh, ok.

Hmm, not doing it because of being 'too old', not doing it because you have a girlfriend...


Two HUGE myths there! Staggeringly large amounts of men do it in either (or both) situations and that is nothing to be ashamed of.

Ushgarak just called me HUGE.

it is strange.

yea i know. but i just don't do it a lot anymore. i know some people who are around my age and do it more than a 12 year old!

I didn't do it when i was 12.

it is strange.

well , Ush ...If you get caught you'll be ashame

How would you know?

Don't you think that's kinda private to discuss? Anyways, I never been caught.

because gls said it

Right.

wait, i said what?

dont get me wrong...I never said I dont do it. I only do it when I havent got any p*ssy ,and I start to feel an urge.
but besides that I dont do it for fun or anything

You don't do it for fun? What do you do it for then?

Only as much as I would be if caught having sex, and probably considerably less so because I wouldn't have to worry about anyone else's feelings.

That DID happen to me once, actually...

you r so strange.

Who's strange?

well Ush...I do believe masturbation is more embarrassing

(shrugs). Your opinion, but I fail to see why.

some stupid little kid caught me when i was in the shower at my school after i was playing basketball

Getting caught having sex is harder to cover up though.

Well, that is embarrassing because just about anything you get 'caught' doing at school is.

at school? Wtf?

that's ok Ush...


now...gls , at school?

males.

Oh that happens... not normally in the showers, though. Guys tend to use the toilets.

Thank god I'm female then right.

hey myth.. what's your sig mean? "i am male damn it"???

I know this huge 330lb football player that got caught jerking it in the corner of the locker room shower.

i was the only one in the showers that's why i did it there

you r strange!
i agree with clov!

It means I'm male. The female thing was a joke since everybody use to think I was a girl when my sig had Uma Thurman from Kill Bill in it.

ooooohhh. ok. thanks for clearing that up

gls, I think you will find we kinda assumed you were alone when you started...

As for the 330lb guy.. if you ask me, someone like that can do whatever the hell he likes, anywhere he likes!

Other than sports, he's a big softie.

seriously.. cause otherwise he'll just beat the crap outta you

That is CRYING out for a pun, if this was not a forum with kids about...

I didn't even notice that.

hahahaha !!
me either!

Heh

So, the moral of the story is... school showers- bad place to do it.

also Ush ---If you're gonna do it lock up the door!!!!!!

what if the showers aren't covered? that's how my schools are

The showers are just a big open area in my school. Right in the middle of the locker room.

that sucks

well, you made 2 big mistakes here.
1)doing it in school in the first place
2)if the kid 'caught' you, not clearing it all up by saying 'i was washing it!!'

Washing it... with a boner and a fist.

hey, its better than just standing there with it still in ur hand w8ing for the kid to run off laughing.....

actully he didn't run off. i think he was amazed by how big it was

so he just stood there and laughed? he had to have laughed at some point lol....

no he didn't laugh. he just said "wow, that's big"

all boys school then im guessing?

nope. but he was i little elementry kid. so it must of seemed huge to him

elementary kid.....then whats the problem? he will hardly know wtf u doing neway lol :P

yea he probably didn't know at all.

i read an article in Rolling stone magazine once about this guy who had an 8" flaccid 'manhood' at 9yrs old...... and now hes fully grown it goes up to 15" and can generate enough warmth to heat peoples hands from 6" away and is as thick as the average mans wrist at its widest point...

what a useless tool, ud have to screw ho's for the rest of ur life to have ne chance of fitting

yea that would suck

so has anyone else been caught?

my sister and her date walked in on me about 10 years ago.

oh. that must of been awkward

yup. i was drunk as hell, so i kept going and told them to shut the door.

ha! that's funny.. hard to explain later though

no one else has been caught?

nope i guess not!

I'm not THAT stupid

lol, well im sure ur not!

not yet

me and me mates busted sumone in the toilets of an arcade... he was sittin under the sink and when we came in he juz stood up... zipped his pants and took off.... (well.. we thought he was wankin)
we were laughin our asses off eh... hehehehehe

remember kids...always lock up your door!!!

yikes

Holy shit

blow

Seriously though, holy shit.....

lol, holy shit?

I have never seen a girl talk about getting caguht masterbating.... took me by susprise

Nope, never been caught.

But that's because I do it in the shower, dont have to worry about leaving evidence!

me?

Oops, I thought gls was a girl lol


Indeed, but it burns when I do it in the shower

I've been cought several times. One time I was in my room doing it, and I thought I was home alone, so I had my door open. I had told my parents I was going to be studying. So, I was doing it and all of a sudden I heart my dad say "I thought you were supposed to be studying." Then he just walked away. I didn't really care, it just shocked the hell out of me.

It's a funny story now though.

no acctullay its not that funny


its embarrasing



Yes i have been caught

Ditto my mum thought it was funny though - she's weird!

lol

The worst has to be when your just about to spurt and your parents catch you; it is completly ruined, there is no more pleasure and you got sticky fingers...

How old was this kid??

Sorry. I just never heard a girl admit it before. Please explain your situation.

dis thread is damn funny

it is but it is very strange too...

agreed....

I don't think it would be more funny
I mean... If I caught a girl masturbaiting I would think WOW, but if I caught a boy I would start laughing. Guys just look stupid when they are wanking.

.....

i think i would run away if i cought anyone

...fun e pplz....

this one time at band camp.....

.....

this thread is amusing

think u should see a doctor about that then m8

i got a good one. I was with my ex doin foreplay in my bedroom and just when i was shooting my mum shouts upstairs saying DINNERS READY!! i shouted back im CUMING!!! I neva realised wot i said until my ex burst out laughing.haha

u stole that off a movie that i saw once

american pie 1

really???
no way well i swear on my mums life i didnt make it up.u sure its on that?i cant rememba it

yeh were the guy, that found the secret book, did the toungue tornado on his girlfriend

nah cant rememba it but thats ded wierd. Thats wierd. it did really happen tho.lol. its funny everytime i look back it.go on then have u got a funny story?ive got another one.

this thread is quite amusing

Yeah... guys are more sexually hormonal than girls are in most cases.

i've been told that girls think about sex as much, or more than guys do, they just dont really act on it.

Okay, more sexually hormonally active, then.

Well I don't think about it that much. Rarely ever, thank you very much. The only times I do would probably be... uh... lets just say when I'm like maybe SUPER drunk. Yeah that's the only time. And "me" getting SUPER drunk is very, very rare.

right...

I'm dead serious.

i meant the drunk thing
*offer's scotch*

oh thank you *takes and drinks* *stares at drink and then sniper* grrr... hey!

what?
another?

NO! That's not it! *glares* grrr...

i have never seen so much drinking in my whole life!!!

?

are you reffering to me?

i'd guess he means me, i dont think he;s ever seen me without a drink

i am one to talk. i am hung over now.

stay on topic

i've never been caught, but my brother yes...wait that gave me an idea for a thread...

My gf caugth me once and it was some funny stuff.

You guys rock.

I have been caught. By asking adult men I've gleaned that it's normal to still be ready all the time in late twenties but no longer absolutely all the time in the forties.

no i've never been caught cuz i do it in the bathroom or really late at night

One gross of posts! taz

I concur.