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if u want a job talk to me blade.5 or smiling sadly

I want a job!

sure do u want to escort me wen i do the jobs nickin money im a con for the bank ps i would give u extra cash

Oh, givin people jobs widout ma permission huh? That will be deducted from your pay...

yeah but incase your forgettin im the one connin people to get the money

so can i ave sumthin to do

Back chattin' eh? Another deduction...

okay?
stange.....
and you can't deduct my pay,seeing as you
haven't hired me yet!

I like your style... Your hired!

but im his hott secretary, so he wouldnt hopefully deduct mine!

okay!
what's the first job!

i want an escorter

yea....

fine *walks out to car cums back deduct anymore of my wages and ill burn this place to the ground so can i have sumthin to do*

i want an escorter!

yea... what

O.K, Daz, you can hire people yourself... Just this time... And yuna, you start arranging my money by working out my weekly balance and I'll work out your pay checks...

u dont need an escorter ur the secretary

so can i go con someone can i can i plz plz plz

so wut do i do boss!

Hell yeah!! Lets get this show on the road!!! (If this was a movie, the cool music would probably start about... NOW!)

I'll be the criminal who robs this bank annually. It's how I make my money!

Stick 'em up.

so who can i con

Right, you wait until someone comes in, and get there money!!!

Well..?

go ahead!
by the way, boss?
you need more people to join the bank,
or it will be confiscated!

nice!

Wanna steal from me huh? *claps his hands* Daz, take care of this feind!

*pulls out night stick runs after dn night stick smashes over her head SD drags her out of bank nicks all her money walks back in gives money to blade* neh neh

*gets really frustrated*

Now I know how real bank robbers must feel.

Well, wait to the morning and then people will have seen it... Once it has been veiwed by the people, more jobs will be available!

haha!
don't mess with a bank with few members!
most likely, they'll kick your arse!

well so instead of nickin money do u want to hurt the people i con

I'm a girl, you perv!



But how am I to make my money now?

Thank you daz, I'll un-deduct your pay now... Dam it, I have to go now... Speak to you 2morrow fellow work mates!!!

*robs bank*

Noooo!
That was MY job! cry

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
I'm a girl, you perv!




Before I go, you are hired to! You will be Daz's assisstant... See you tomorrow guys!

We can do it together

wicked my own assistant DN soz bout earlier look after the place for me

I'm no assistant, Blade.5. I'm robbin' this joint!

Let's go, yung wun!

*goes to safe, and guesses the safe code correctly on the 1st try*

Let's go!

*shoots DN and YW with shot gun right in centre of spine* get out of that

*takes money back puts it in pocket goes and sits in impossible to damage nissan skyline rides off with purple neons on*

o.0 Where the Heck did I get a bullet-proof vest?

Oh, well! *takes dough and runs off*

case u aint notice i took all the money and road off

You *$@#*%#$! Bring that back! You want me to starve or what?

oh sorry *turns round drives back screws up paper* that looks like note but says i o u jack SH!T b!tch

... dude... You wanna know who bought you that car?

go on then

who brought my nissan

got no clue, what's going on?!

I want a job!

do u want to b my bodyguard

you got 2 ask the boss!
i don't know if he's still here!?

Ok *Turns super sayin three*

he said im incharge when he aint here and i can hire who i want

*Turns super sayin three*



what does that mean

Oh geez you dont watch DBZ do you?? It makes your hair long and spikey and yellow like in my avator and gives you a dramatic powerboost in everything and it makes a golden aura surround you.

DBZ rocks!
and GT!

oh sorry i aint watched it for a while as ur first job protect me and my car

your car!?

Yeah my weapon is a bolloni!! Nobody touch me or ill hit you with a bolloni!!

strange bastered!

sure

okay?
you accepted?

So whats my salary??

the amount of people you con and get there money,x's 5!

already had a hold-up?

yup, but it didn't go well 4 them!

can i be the lazy gaurd always asleep on a chair near the door?

hi hi hi! the hott secratery is bak......tho i have a feeling we arent talking about the same thing as when i left.....

probably not....
i left not to long ago.

haha, where is everybody?

*strolls into bank*


I just got outta therapy, and my love for robbing banks is gone!

oooo thats to bad...

Why?

no, that's good!
what can i help you with?

Can I have money?

*Drives to bank jumps out of car puts sign up saying security guard wanted walks to car drives off again*

Um, bye?

so anyone want a job

O.K, lets try name all the employees...
Big boss:ME!!!
Hot secrateries:yuna, smiling sadly.
Con artist: Huh? Why would superdaz be a con artist...
guard:raventheonly
errr, robber... yung wun, drunk nazgul...(?)

Oh, Oh!!!: matrix neo: escort

Well lets start countin me money... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...

*Walks in, puts OPEN sign on door and goes to office and waits for workmates to arrive... Make that, LATE workmates...

*considering a job*

Hmmmmm... Well... Hmmmm... You look like a cool sniper...

YOURE HIRED... Errrr, that is , if you want... Of course...

sure, why not, assuming my ammo expenses are covered

Ha!!! Our colony is growing slowly! The KMC bank lives!

Money...

mmmmmonnnnneeeeeeeeyyyy....

im the best con your ever have workin at the kmc bank *drives off in car sits outside freddies house waiting for him to exit cons him in to takin all his money* *freddie trys to shoot sd5000 ducks dodgin bullet shoots freddie and drives off again*

freddie: imaginery now currently in hospital guy

xqs me im interested in the job

so do u want to be the lazy security guard like on men in black

actually no... do u have another job availavable?

what job do u wanna do

dunno what do u offer me??

depends on whats open at the moment you can basically pick what u want

umm... could i just get paid and do nothin??

PICK ME I DONT CARE ABOUT MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i do BUT I DONT NEED TO GET PAID PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no u cant just get paid and do nothin u could be my 2nd escort

ok take it!

Cool, another guy on the team!!!

Right, heres a list of rules in my bank...
Anything below 200$ is unacceptable...
Dont backchat the boss!
...Oh, and no money shall be kept ot yourself...

*drives to a hotel walks up on top of roof shoots guy from balcony runs back downstairs burrows all his money drives to bank screws up paper that looks like 20$ bill jumps in car drives through doors smashin them in the process drives threw safe steals all money* i aint working for you anymore neh neh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive got your money

i already started the bank!

oh shit! *takes 400 dollars out of my pocket* though nobody would mind lol

LOL

lol