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LanceWindu
Apparently in the top posters of the forum I am number 13 out of 707.
yerssot
*cough*showoff*cough*
LanceWindu
Your number 4 yerss!
yerssot
whiiiiii
It's quality not quantity, people will say...
and I got this high because ... well... I don't have a life
LadyEowyn
im #36. im so proud!
LanceWindu
And you've only been here for less than a month.
good for you.
Ratcat
*cough, cough* Number One!!! *cough, cough*
Though with my current work schedule I think queeq is likely to overtake me rather soon.
ToMacco
Does any of that really matter?
LanceWindu
It's a popularity contest.
Edna Witch
My god! I'm just clinging onto the bottom by the skin of my teeth! I remember being about number 5 in my hay day! **eyes glaze over as she starts to reminisce**
mechmoggy
I've been here ages but my two or three posts a day have kept me from reaching my true potential. Regret is such a terrible thing.
finti
Yers sure has been busy
Edna Witch
Or just has OPD!
mechmoggy
Okay, I'm guessing at "obsessive posting disorder", who else fancies thier chances?
Dim
I've never really thought your posting count should be taken seriously..
Thomas H
I know!
yerssot
sure,
had to tell it to you first
Edna Witch
Oh yes OPD is overactive posting disorder. Caused of course by an overactive posting gland situated in the internet cortex of the brain! Honest!
LanceWindu
I'm about to move up from number 13 to number 12.
mah
#15
Ratcat
Nope, not a bit. Just shows that I had one hell of a lot of time on my hands once.
I have to say, it is a rather superficial way to judge anyone by...
queeq
Of course it matters, it what all this is about. UNfortunately Yerssot seems to have even less of a life than I have (but then HE doesn't pay his own phone bills) so I think he might even overtake me.
yerssot
"I plan to take over the world!"
queeq
But then... you're Belgian.
yerssot
have to start small ofcourse
queeq
Your start is the same as your ending.
yerssot
it is?
I can't even conquer Luxemburg?
queeq
I doubt you'll make it through the Ardennes.
yerssot
who wants those Wallons anyway?
queeq
Well, they don't want you. That's for sure.
yerssot
it's also the otherway around, I can assure you
Captain REX
I'm going to go find out what spot I'm in!
Captain REX
I'm number 21. Damn!
Texas is poster 9, but he'll drop after a while. Edna will pass him and then King Jedi, and so on and so forth until he returns.
Bad Boy
1) Pearl Harbor
2) Black Hawk Down
3) Con Air
Edna Witch
Why will I pass Tex? He has already passed em to get to number nine.
Gundark
I think I'm in the top five...why doesn't somebody go and check for me.
yerssot
@KMC Forums Members List
User Name Email Homepage Find Posts Join Date Posts
Ratcat 07-31-2000 13810
queeq 10-22-2000 13588
Ushgarak 09-07-2000 12944
yerssot 07-14-2001 11528
finti 12-20-2000 6373
Gundark 10-01-2000 6100
Dim 08-16-2000 6011
ToMacco 09-26-2001 4869
Texas 06-21-2001 3580
Edna Witch 03-19-2001 3286
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that's it...
LanceWindu
I'll be in the top ten soon enough.
Thomas H
I will be amog the top 15 posters soon, but I also have a life so I cant spend all my time here!
finti
a life in Kongsvinger??? almost fooled them again forrest boy
Thomas H
hehe
Go eat some fish, or maybe drink some oil!!!
hav gutt!!!And how is that faboulus "Stavanger dialekt " working out for you........Byen e bergen og lage e brann
Stadion e stedet
Ok, i forgott, can you give me an R!
heheheheheheh
Thomas H
hehe
hav gutt!!!And how is that faboulus "Stavanger dialekt " working out for you........Byen e bergen og lage e brann
Stadion e stedet ........
Ok, i forgott, can you give me an R!
heheheheheheh
Thomas H
Comon now Finti...give me an R
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRheheh
Gundark
What the hell are you talking about ?
LanceWindu
TH has a few screws loose in his head.
Captain REX
I think he's trying to get more posts to become on of the top posters. That little jerk...and he's speaking in Norwegian!
finti
we westerners have difficulties saing R we kind of swollow them. Not like the easterner that says R just like the swedes
ToMacco
"What the hell are you talking about?"
I laughed when I read that, Gundy
Gundark
You always make me laugh, To !!!
queeq
ALWAYS???
Gundark
No, queeq darling...you make me laugh too. Especially when you tickle me.......there.
Captain REX
Where's there?
LanceWindu
Is that an innuendo?
ToMacco
I think it was.
Horray for sex!!!!
LanceWindu
Tell me then. When isn't it good?
ToMacco
You're right. I'm a guy, it's always good for me. (sorry ladies).
LanceWindu
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Sorry ladies we're all pigs.
ToMacco
Were not pigs all of the time.
I'm not tied down, so I still have many different partners. And a lot of times, I never see them again. I am a pig. But it takes two to tango. I think they have a good time.
LanceWindu
I guess I can admit I'm not a pig all the time also. I'm not tied down, nor do I have any partners to do the horizontal polka with.
ToMacco
Come to the bars with me.
Visiting friends at other colleges ALWAYS works out for me.
LanceWindu
I don't feel like going to Minnesota though. Maybe I'll visit my friends at MTSU.
ToMacco
Go for. Because your friends girlfriends will know, as you do, that they will probably never see you again. Unless you visit again, which equals to another booty call.
See how that works?
LanceWindu
A few of my friends there are hot girls too.
Gundark
Yeah, you guys are pigs. But you're okay.
LanceWindu
I guess you could call ToMacco the playa of the boards. And you can call me his apprentice.
ToMacco
Be mindful of the living force, young padawan
LanceWindu
There is one task you must do before you can become a Jedi Playa....*In Yoda's voice* Get laid.
Gundark
Somehow I don't think you TWO GUYS should be master and apprentice IN THAT WAY.
LanceWindu
Ewww, not that way.
He teaches me to get women.
Gundark
Well I can tell you about that. Not that I'm like that, mind you.
ToMacco
Everyone is 'like that"
Gundark
But I've never done that. Not that guys I've dated haven't asked me to.
ToMacco
I don't really date these women. It's kind of a wam-bam-thank-you ma'am.
LanceWindu
The type of one-night stand where you wake up the next morning and you need to smoke a whole bunch of ciggarettes.
Gundark
As long as she's gone in morning. Then you don't have to wake up, roll over, see her in the light and smack yourself in the head saying "what the hell was I thinking" or "man, I must have been really drunk last night"
ToMacco
Yeah, I've had a couple of those. Makes me want to stop drinking!
LanceWindu
"Was I hammered last night or what?"
Gundark
I had a one night slammer with a guy when I was 19 at a college. We did it in his (upper) bunk bed while his roommate was passed out in the bottom bunk.
ToMacco
I did that all the time. Even if my roomate wasn't passed out.
He'd at least be sleeping (or pretending to)
LanceWindu
It would have been funny had the top bunk fallen on the other guy.
Gundark
Death by bunk bed. Hehehe.
Then I had to sneak into the bathroom to pee (it was an all guys dorm). It was like 3 am and then I had to find my way back to my girlfriend's dorm across campus. And it was like 12 below zero out.
LanceWindu
The cold wouln't bother me.
ToMacco
Arn't drunken college antics fun?
Gundark
I'm not a cold weather person. I froze my gazangas off !!!!!
LanceWindu
I wouldn't know I don't go to college.
But speaking of college antics, do you guys watch Undeclared?
Gundark
Heard about it, never watched it.
LanceWindu
It's a pretty funny show.
ToMacco
I think I saw the first episode.
LanceWindu
The first episode wasn't that good. But the ones where the lead guy wanted to join a frat was good. They wanted him to throw a huge greek letter off the top of a building with it being attached to his private area.
LanceWindu
Yeah, that's why he backed out of the frat.
Gundark
Animal House sounds like more fun.
Dim
Yes, no competition..
Okay..closing..
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