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What if? What would that day be like?holiday

um...there'd be a big bonfire!

Why?

Because fire is cool.

fire eh....

You and fire

lol

I like fire. Do you like fire? I like fire.

Yes, a huge gaping ass bonfire is inevitable, especially with Spears in the vacinity. Luckily for him, there is plenty of drift wood to burn all night long and then some. A pyro's wet dream basically, for as Spears finds a place to take leak one Sunday morning, he stumbles upon a 200 year old shipwreck full of Japanese fireworks and dynamite.

Spear what would you do if someone put out your fire?

um...i'd get mad, and then I'd relight it.

Then they take your lighter...what will you do?

um...then id just get mad.

Your not going to fight for your lighter?

no...because I have plenty of spares scattered all over my house.

What happens if I take all of your lighters and money so you wont buy a new one.

Thats when a fight will start

I trust that Spears knows his surroundings enough and would find two perfectly dry sticks to rub together, hence instant fire, and all is well. No fight.

well, sticks and some flint, rubbing two sticks can take a while.

or i'll give him one of my lighters

I just wanted to know what will tick him off.

Must...burn...things...

*sets up pyrotechnics display and accidentally sinks cruise ship with explosives*

Whoopsi!

Not much ticks me off BA. I'm a very passive person

If Spears were thrown in the African Rain Forest with nothing but a pair of boxers and a piece of dental floss, he'd come out with a Gorilla Leather jumpsuit and a trained monkey mafia ready to spread fire.

Well if I ever want to fight you I will know what to do.

Your sig certainly says otherwise...

Whos sig.

wow TH...I didn't realize I was that resourceful.

cricket=>was that directed to me?

This Island visit is turning sour!

Ok, I won't burn anything...








































Nothin important, anyways.

Island, fire... Yep, Tom Hanks in Cast away
So where is this Island located?

I think it's off near the Carribbean. It's uncharted!

Oh, grrrrrrrreat (Like Tony the Tiger would say!)

*cruise passes near galapagos islands*

Gotta look for that bird and that cockroach

All I know that if we are shipwrecked Im laying out on the beach for the longest ass time

free booze for all at my island!

Hey you know what instead of a KMC convention i think in like 4 or 5 years everyone should just go buy a ticket for a cruise and then we all go on the same cruise and go on like a vaction for 8 days or what ever how do u like that idea