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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

becasuse

because

because

because

and because

there you have it

lmao!

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Where do you get these from?

Why ask?



Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? lol

Question: What do you call the plural form of a cp mouse? Is it "mice?"

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
TV is originally a set of TV tubes

agree

Can you answer my questuion? I know it's tough... it was weird when I thought about it.

I dunno I'm not sure actually...
I thought it's MOUSES...

hey, you brought me in confusion.

mice

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Ok... so I should start calling these devices PC mice. thanks.

Thats a good one... i can never come up with these things...

I want more, too lazy to think up my own

What is another word for "thesaurus"

Is there a shorter term for "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

lol! What genius!

If the masculine pronouns are HE, HIS, and HIM...
Shouldn't the feminine pronouns be SHE, SHIS, and SHIM?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

um...get a new box, n hope ur not driving in the dark at the seed of light...

If you were in a room all by yourself, n nobody knew you were there, n there was no way for you to leave, and you didnt know WHERE this room was, so you couldnt tell anyone where you were even if you could...n u couldnt see or hear or breath or eat or sleep or die or anything n u were jus this mass of human being...would you exist?

No. It's the other way around hun. We have the upper end of the food chain. She, Hers, Her... She, Hers, Her... It all belongs to us.
winkiss

i guess .. no...
how could I ever exist if i just couldn't breath?
... and it's impossible not to die even you can't breath.
i dunno

Questions.. questions...

Why do you have "running nose" and "smelling feet"?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables... what does a humanitarian eat?

how many "tree huggers" actually hug trees?

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Why does that idiot have an Albireo DA account if he doesnt use it and I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

Why is it when you "sit up" and "sit down", the result will always be the same?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

you do NOT need a silencer to shoot a mime.

oh really? i didn't know that.

If 7-11 store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on their doors?

Possible to induce into a flaming state and possible to inflame.

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why isn't the "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

These sound like they are from George Carlin, JC.

oh.. really? i didn't know that... i heard these type of questions over and over again during my school years... I also remember some of them asked by my English teacher when i was in Elementary...

It's like "chop suey" which is a Chinese food, but it was not invented in China...

...There's no Danish pastry in Denmark... they called it Vienese bread.
...French Fries were not invented in France...
...There's no bologna in Bologna...
...Turkeys are scarce in Turkey...
...etc.. etc...



...but why?

If you can't drink and drive, why you have to present your driver's license when you buy liquor?

lol ...

Why did the scanner turn crazy yesterday? It refused to scan. Today it is allright but yesterday it really freaked me out.

why do doctors ask whats rong with u when u have gone there to find out urself ..................... isn't that there job

Why this thread has to die?

Why I still have to ask mre questions?



Why does the sun blackens our skin and lightens our hair?

why do I hallucinate all the time?

... Because You Can?