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If you have any questions on "love" please dont hesitate to ask me since I have many years of life/love experience ... ahem

So if you need any advice *sings* ILL BE THERE FOR YOUUUU

This thread is meant to help you out on this kind of stuff so if anybody else can give you some good advice... shoot it out!

so for example...

theres something fishy going on.. I think my bf is cheating on me.. what to do?


GET HIM BACK! my advice:

in his house: You have curtainracks hanging up high.. if you put fish in it or something very very very smelly.. (you know in the knobs on each end) he wont know where it came from and hell smell something fishy... just like you

Read my "So there's this girl thread"

Plenty of confusion on my part in there.

I think I'm done with love...

interesting topic

i want to bed a duck

no shit? same here!! LOL

doctor clav Ive got this problem cry

Theres this guy (well duck actually ) I'm totally in love with, but...my best friend, Trace, is totally in love with him too what to do what to do???

ok what you gotta do is.. FLIP A COIN!

I CHANGED MY MIND!

you should be a good friend and....






























LET TRACE HAVE HIM

Clav,Why am I such a pimp?

Clavis, Im single, and i like it like this, but someone i hooked up with last friday thinks we're in relationship adn even though ive been nice about this, he wont get off my back, adn i relaly dont want anything with him, let alone a relationship....ugh, i hate leaches..

what do i do?

you tell him to f*ck of.. you already tried it the nice way so now youve got to make ur name worty

coz you make money getting gurls to sleep with certain guys

Damn.

follow ur heart be the masterpimp uve always wanted to be

hmmm Ive always thought asking other people for advice is bullsh*t

hey, i like your advice

I will take it on tusday night ! most deffinitivly.

Dr. Clav...

I have this girl coming over from New Zealand later tonight. i thought I'd have her stay with me to watch a romantic movie and enjoy a home cooked dinner.

I was thinking something like Monster...that's pretty romantic. And then something Foreign for dinner. Maybe English muffins....or belgian waffles. But for some reason i just can't help but want to make a turkey sandwhich. What should i do?

clavis what should i do?


i have feelings for a woman at work but the problem is she is engaged.


she sences i have a crush on her but it aighnt no crush. its more than that.


my question is should i let her know and if i should how should i approach it?

???

why dont you do the turkey sandwiches for a starter or lunch or something and then the foreign dinner as ... ur dinner and then watch a romantic movie

i was being a wise ass doc. i wouldn't make a turkey sandwhich for a date unless we were on a picnic. Sooooo....wanna go grab a turkey sandwhich?

You should tell her what you feel, if ur honoust and all shell appreciate it.. but you have to stay diplomatic... So dont go over and tell her: I want to f*ck you... just tell her that she is really what ur looking for in a woman and that you would like to go out with her sometime.. of course the problem is she is engaged.. I think shell reply to you anyways either good or bad.. but you'll really have to find that out for urself coz I cant predict what shes gonna say so pleas inform me on how it went and all and Ill see what I can do to either fix the thing or pop the corck

erm.. well... Im allergic to turkey sandwiches... sorry

Should I put mayo on my meat on my sandwich or my cheese?

life is no longer worth living...

what do i do?

Sick.

Get kinky with me?

thats actually not very funny..

Make a pro and cons list and youll be surprised with the outcome

Korri dont be silly your life is worth living probably coz you wouldnt be arsed to get on here if you really had an empty life.. you wouldnt have friends..
Personally the dancing banana makes my life worth living

I say stack it all up and put the meat on the sandwich.. then the cheese and mayo.. or Take the sandwich with melted cheese and then eat the meat with mayo

no its just smart

nice

dr clav a girl i fancy apparently loves my best mate what should i do

Well Ive had the same problem... its really hurts I know.. You could either be a real good friend (for my taste a bit to nice) and let him have the girl.. If you really want the girl and all. You've gotta work on it.. you should probably find out what she likes and all *as in music and places to hang out and stuff* and then you should just talk to her sometime and tell her what you feel for her.. *it takes guts I know but youll be ok in the end so dont worry* If the feeling isnt mutual its kind of hard but she might just like you aswell.. If you try and talk to her about things she likes like her fave music and all youll probably be better friends and normally a girl comes to like people who are interested in her.. so if I were you Id just find out about her- talk to her- after a while spill ur guts-then youll see about the outcome

I hope it all turns out well

ive already told her how i feel and we ave been mates for so long ever since primary school and she dont want to ruin our friendship help me plz

Clav...

Even though you totally shut me down. You're doing a great job!

no2 nu-uh, just funny

she always tells me her personal private things.


and i was kinda shocked because she told me and she never told any of her closest friends or best friend.

Well try and make clear that by starting a 'physical" relationship you dont have to ruin the friendship there are lots of people who get together after knowing eachother for years and all..

If she knows what you feel like and all.. and the friendship thing is the only reason you should try and assure her that the friendship wont be ruinded if you guys date. Just ask her if she has feelings for you and if not she should just tell you coz normally you get over love pains if the other person tells you to f*ck off or the opposite so.. just do that you'll get into the next stage

that means you guys are already pretty close so thats a good thing.. now you can tell her what you really feel and all so you go for it!

I like this one guy, but I suspect he's gay, what now

un-gayify him.

That's a joke




If I liked a guy, he would be far from gay naughty

casn i get an I-rene

this is not just a serious thread... ITS FUN 2 <==== I smell sarcasm

Irene...if you really liked a gay guy. I'm sure you'd be able to un-gayify him. whip

I'm reviving

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

B!TCH B!ITCH B!TCH B!TCH

DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK

REVIVAL!

kill me

*shoots*

ta

^ta

nice