England Un, France Zero
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yerssot
you do know that there is a sport section, right?
a few threads about Euro2004 are also already there
dave123
sports forum
but yeah
we kick ass.... i thought France would destroy us

Súro
i know theres a sports forum
but hardly anybody will be in there
so i figured i owuld come here just to announce it to EEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRRYYYYBBBOOOOODDDDDYYYYY

i hope to god we win this.
dave123
almost half time

so at least we'll be 1-0 up for a while

Súro
Let us mock the french!
dave123
you mock Henry and I will kill you

yerssot
even more? they are already the ******* of everyone
Súro
yes-poor french-nobody really liks them do they.
Omg dave, your not a *gulp* Arsenal fan are you?
dave123
unbeaten this season

OH YEAH

Súro

well- i support the greater team
S*n**land
dave123
oh, one of those little known division 3 teams

england are back on
Súro
Excuse me---division ONE
well--the nationwide championship as it is now known
dave123
if Cole and Henry both break each others legs in a tackle and are both out for next season I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight cry
or Veira
yerssot
*starts hoping*
go Millwall
Súro
yerss the millwall fans are omg BAD BAD BAD.
Riots everywhere.
hang on-millwall knocked my team out of the cup!!
dave123

Millwall are gonna get such a beating when they go to Europe this season

Súro
and the fans of the team beating millwall will be destroyed
dave123

indeed

yerssot
that's putting it mildly ... they'll create pure havoc

Súro
wngland will beat france tonight- fans will get carried away-riot-and england will be kicked out of the tournament
Súro
Henry
kicked
neville
in
the
head
he is trying to injure him for next season

dave123
we got a penalty

dave123
beckham

so SHIT
Súro
USELESS BASTARD

Súro
David Beckham, Ronaldo and Zidane are all training one day- they decde to take a lunch break- opening his case ronaldo sighed 'if i get ham and cheese sandwhiches one more time im going to throw myself infront of a car' Zidane did the same, 'if i get egg and cress sandwhiches one more time, im going to jump infront of a bus!' David Beckham laughed and opened his lunch box, he groaned at the sight of corned beef sandwhiches, wanting to be part of the group he joined in 'if i get corned beef sanwhiches one more time i will jimp infront of a train!'
the next day at training they sat down together and opened up their lunch- Ronaldo saw his Ham and Cheese sandwhiches and threw himself infront of the next car, being killed instantly.
Zidane did the same-seeing his egg and cress sandwhiches he jumped infront of the next bus he saw.
david said a little prayer and opened up his lunch box- sure enough, there was a corned beef sandwhich- he got up and threw himself infront of the enarest train.
a week later at the joint-funeral the players wives stood sobbing
ronaldos wife cried 'i dont understand- i thought he loved ham and cheese!'
Zidanes wife nodded and said 'i know what you mean- i thought he loved egg and cress!'
posh stood silent for a while then said 'i dont understand either.....David always made his own sandwhiches'


i live bad jokes
especially about him
Súro
Poncey French Bastard!
dave123
PENALTY
james you IDIOT
dave123
I know.... I know....
both in extra time
Deathblow
you guys were so much better than the Frenchies as well cry
dave123
no we aint
upfront we have owen and rooney
they have trezeguet (sp) and Henry

BarmyBrummie
I can't believe it, we lost crybaby
im not burlyman
im french too so whatever i win either way

dave123
how did we lose? 1-0 up on the 90th minute...!
Deathblow
that bald guy who scored the thingies was scary

lil bitchiness
Go France you sexy beast of a country you
but when Italy plays you...

you better watch your back!
BarmyBrummie
David James is a f*ckin idiot

At least bartez god a smack off the nose with the football

Deathblow
there's a whole bunch of middle aged skinhead men in soccer shirts throwing bottles and swearing loudly outside my house

ash007
man i am so upset

BarmyBrummie
me too

we need a club
im not burlyman

welcome to england
BarmyBrummie
OMG watch ITV NOW!
BarmyBrummie
yup, and stephen gerrard being hanged
dave123

french commentators are weird
BarmyBrummie

yeah Henry....henry.....hen reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Devalion
We bloody lost....its an outrage!
mouth
france team shit
there goes 20 euros crybaby
tomorrow will be a brilliant match, italy vs denmark.. so exicted, can't wait!! alessandro nesta.. my HEROdrool
Lady von Tramp
*slopes through the door, crying eyes out*
I can't belieeeeeeve it!!!
Súro
This calls for an anti french sig!
*hates*
mouth
hopefully, france will loose thier next 2 matches and will be kicked out..
anyone catch italy vs. denmark..

that was dissapointing
dj_matrix
is anyone watchin the match on thursday?
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