Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

i can make cigarette smoke exhale through my ears wile i smoke.

i can do a very good gollum voice

Well that's a good talent.

Hmm I can only play the piano...and I'm only mediocre.
umm...and I can also... umm...name all fifty of the united states!
now there's a talent that will come in handy

i sleep very, very good. some people say i should do it professionally...

i can also speak 4 lauguages.


chinese


japaneese

viatnemeese
and of course american.

sleeping

i can touch my nose w/ my tongue!

im a really good cook

I can draw and...







and...

i can make everyone insane.

I can be spass.....

speak 5 langugages

spanish, english, italian, chinese and french

and i can











































talk?

whoa me too

I ca speak sign language!

fyou

actually my talnet really does involv emy middle fingers. You see, in the family trade, we each can do something special with our middle fingers. My brother can bend it farther than I can spit, my dad can let it 'hang' and shake it, and I can roate them without moving my hand, side-to-side or front-to-back or both...

my talents are stating the Obvious
and selective hearing

i can make people laugh

I can contol the Matrix
























No, not really

I'm really tolerant towards people who make ridiculously stupid threads

I bash newbies (the bad ones) bash

i bash newbie bashers

I onlyt bash the ones that get banned. Everyone else isn't bashed

thats good
just stating how i fell but bashing newbs
kinda stupid cause we all started out as newbs

Some ppl come here just to get banned. I have no idea y

I always thought that the fact that I can cook really well and play the piano would impress the ladies, but I find that being able to breathe through my ears seems to interest them even moreso can't imagine why

im good w/photoshop n pc's in general...um, im good at uh...spending money, sleeping...

I have a real talent for stupidity. To be stupid like me takes a real natural born talent!

stupidity is a talent from birth

i can fart like nobodys business.

don't think I recognise that tune, can you learn to fart a more commonly known song?

*farts theme to star wars*

what do you do to blow up the room with that? fart god save the queen?

(edit: changed wrong to room... for obvious reasons)

*farts star spangled banner*

*lights go out*
neat trick

I have a talent for being excrutiatingly hard to kill.

*looks for lighter*

fart in the hole

FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets create ... ULTIMATE fireball!

fire in the hole

fire in MY hole!!!!!!

i dont think i have any talents

i can beat the shit outta people

8 years of karate HIYAH

if you can dodge my fireball, thats a helluva talent.

i can play the piano

n i can unwrap a starburst with my tongue

KABOOM!!!!!!

Unwrap a starburst with your tongue??? That's good control, are you Male or Female?

i can take a quarter and rotate it between my fingers really fast.

I can take that quarter

male, itz a great conversation starter

*gives yerss wedgie, reclaims quarter*

who said I was wearing clothes

yo i saw that once!! yo i love when ppl do that...sum 1 did it in road to perdition....its pretty awsome..

You should try the breathing through the ears one also

I can juggle two apples with my hands

I can juggle and do long hand stands and walk on my hands, but not at the same time.

breathing thru the ears? lost ya ther?

I am capable of lifting 10 times my own body weight

you have to have long fingers to make it look cool.

If you can breath through your ears, you don't need to breath through your mouth/nose so can use you moutgh more effectively for other things, for example if a girls likes to watch you chew you can do so for ever whilst breathing through your ears.

well rite now i am blowing fantastic snot bubbles

i can put my foot under my rib cage......by bending it backwards....its kinda gross tho!

I forgot:
I can chug a beer like no other

I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound

I don't think I have any special talents

snot bubbles!!!

i can kill a man with two fingers



seriously you pick up these things

that's a good talent to have!

I'm faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive

I've been told I go slower than a turtle...which is totally not true!

comes in handy

i can never get a hangover

wow
:O

whoa!! babe i know that's true! i know jess offline and believe me...

LMFAO... chew ?... yeah right...

reminds me of a barman i used to know...if he saw a girl he liked, he said "i have an 8 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears"

Im a good assassian

i can bend my fingers backwards really far (it's fun being double jointed!)