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Sometimes, when Bond kills a person, he usually says some joke about the way that person died. So, what's your favorite. I haven't seen any in a long time, so I don't know the exact quote, but my favoriet with in 'Live and Let Die', where Bond inflated the guy. I can't remember what he said.

there are quite some funny ones out there...
going from "She always loved a good squeeze" in GoldenEye till "Partycrasher" in OHMSS

After he kills Zoran and blows up the blimp on to of the Golden Gate Bridge, Bond then says... "There's never a cab when you need one."

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Pussy Galore: "Where's Goldfinger?"
Bond: "Playing his golden harp."

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Bond: "Kananga always did have an inflated opinion of himself." Live & Let Die, when Kananga makes Kananga swallow the inflation bullet from the air gun.

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Just before Bond throws Blofeld into the chimney in FYEO: "Oh, so you wanna get off...?" "Keep your hair on."

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These are the other ones I can of off-hand.

He got the point of it...

when he harpoons someone... it's connery but I can't remember the movie, think it's with domino

oh and TND, when he shoots a henchman of Carver:
"Sorry there Elliot, I tuned out for a bit"

Toushe!

"Use this one last, there'll be just enough time for Mr. Bond to watch his heart stop beating." -- Carver
"I would have thought watching your TV shows was torture enough." -- Bond

For England (Goldeneye)

"Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
"You first!"

Goldeneye

of course not by bond:
"Read this, Biatch!"

Moonraker: "I discovered it had a crush on me."

I like many! well, out of the top of my head:

"I think he got the point". (After shooting a bad guy in Thunderball)

He always had an inflated opinion of himself?

Actually it's GATEcrasher and we're talkin' DEATH here...not someone being knocked out cold!!!

My fav is "And you've had your six!!" from DR NO...

you're right TR, I'm ashamed

Ah. I've already quoted that one.

This isn't a death phrase, but it's my favorite:

"I'm Mr. Kill."
"There's a name to die for."

-For England, James?
-No...for me

(after killing a python)
I found out it had a crush on me

"It's all wrapped up." After wrapping up some opponents.
"She's had her kicks." After killing that harridan from Spectre who was using the boots with poison spurs.

"Shocking - positively shocking." After electrocuting that assailant in the introductory sequence to Goldfinger.

I missed that 'shocking' quote. How could I do that? Goldfinger being my all time fav Bond. I'm so ashamed.

And what's wrong with harridans with poisoned spurs??? John Wayne made a name for himself playing one for his entire career...

"He met his Waterloo"

(TLD)

wow for that, I love it

"I think they were underway to a funeral"

good one as well

yeah, but do you remember the movie?

It's 'on their way' to a funeral.

My personal fav is "You'll have to pardon my friend, she's just dead."

you, sir, are a nitpicker

oooh, tpt knows some too huh great to see you here

*Bows*
I know what I see on TV.
ABC used to show Bond movies on saturday nights.

hey, tpt, ... y'know, SPIKE TV will do a marathon in july, perhaps worth of checking out?

oh definitly.
I'm too broke to go buy them anyways.

tape them too then

If anyone is interested, I have an auction going on...

click here

Wanna add or complete your James Bond collection? Just some food for thought.

I probably will. My sister will get mad but she can shove it.

vhs? tsk tsk tsk

I have the dvd's, what use do I need vhs for?

you won't sell them then

Doctor No... duh

I don't remember there being a duh in that

no, that's my edit

hmmm, gotta think of a new death phrase now

why do you have to??

cause that's the topic

oh right, it says so on the top

Staying on topic, What a concept!

that's cause we're all uptight about it here
well... she is *nods at evy*

here's a funny one... from A View To A Kill:

"Dead!"
from Zorin

you are more obsessed with topic than me lately

plain and simple ... I like it

that's cause I want to outdo you on being a pain

and quite nice too... a good lunatic

Here's a nice one from MOONRAKER...

"Heartbroken, Mr. Drax!!!"

In the same film ol' Hugo's comment about England's greatest contribution to the world being afternoon tea always brings a wry smile to my face.

only if they keep the pinky up

And the cucumber sandwiches cut into nice little crust free squares...

cut diagonaly that's all we ask

A reference to TMD, perhaps???

TLD?

" Well she had her kicks "

oooh... Klebb, very classic

great one liners

what about you?

what about me?

which lines do you remember?

"Ask and ye shall receive, Mrs Whistler!"

you must be giving a lot

nothing comes to mind about death phrases ....

how about ... Exceptionally fine shot? from DAF?

nice, got more?

from LALD:
"Give my regards to Baron Samedi, right between the eyes"

"He had no head for heights."

FYEO

^ that's nice

cause it's from your movie

"Idiot"

As one of Blofeld's henchmen quips as a fellow cohort goes straight into a tree in OHMSS

damn right it's my movie

oooh that's funny too, TR plain and simple...

then give another one of it evy

when I think of one

sure takes you some time ...

He had a lot of guts.

Bond: "Looks like he came to a dead end..."

Bull: "Boss, you're alive! I'm so glad to see you!"
Zukovsky: "Me too" {Shoots him dead}

And it's not a death phrase, but it's one of my faves:

Bond: {To Mr. Bullion} "I see you put your money where your mouth is"

perhaps you should visit the thread about the lines

That I will...

Heh - you're not the only one who can boost your postcount y'know...

Uh uh, no sirree, not the only one

Oh no, not by a long shot

A long long long long long long ...

but this is not hte OTF, ahnold, it has to stay ontopic her

...long shot!

Alright, I'm done

What? Where's the fun in THAT? Fine. Back to the OTF for me then...

that's cause OTF is the only one where it can go off topic.... well, otf and potc

wee ha, nice

"You were supposed to question Gonzales, not let Miss Havelock perforate him!"

FYEO, huh

especially for you

"This will hurt him more than me..." as said by Mr Zorin as Bond gets dragged over half the roof tops of San Francisco in AVTAK.

the nut always gets a good phrase

that must've hurt

and getting shot through the stomach doesn't? getting bitten by jaws neither?

Jaws as in the shark or Jaws as in Richard Keil? I'd venture the shark'd do more damage anyday...just ask ol' sea dog Captain Quint...

the actor of course

" time to meet gravity."

if it only came from a better movie

"The children with be SO thrilled..."

you said that one already I think

A good line never DYES...

that's not his line

"He met his waterloo..."

"He always did have an over-inflated opinion of himself..."

where is the first one from again?

I'm not sure but it could be TLD...

yeah, looked it up, it's from TLD

kinda late but........... hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious

C'mon folks...get THE KNOWLEDGE together... And I don't even like TLD...

but I do

One tires of being executed.

"Don't blow it up all at once"

Bond in DaD

We all have our crosses to bear, Evy...

yaaaaaaaaay, DaD death phrase!

just admit you have no taste, TR

Taste is for tombstones, baby.

not the quote thread

Apologies Yerss, er, I mean Evy...

that's right, y'know... I'm the one with the avatar and the colored sig...

And so many different avators and sigs you have...

well, I try to change them as rarely as I can

I liked the one you had when I first started posting here...very esoteric...

"For England James?"
"No Alec, for Me.."

I liked it in the game everything or nothing when he says, refering to Max Zorin (View to a Kill) "Yes we played bridge together, he lost"

I've never played the game ... not fair crybaby
and nice Goldeneye quote



which one was that?

The one with the gal looking all whimsical and wistful...

damnit, that's what everyone likes, perhaps I need to get that back

No...no...no...wrong avator...

I dunno, this one?

"This is the price of failure, Mr. Bond." -- Blofeld says, then shoots Sato.
"Good-bye, Mr. Bond."

Enough of these damn avatars...it's getting to be like a Frank Frazetta art exhibition...

Indeed, RA...just love the way the evil Blofeld drags out his point and the suspense by emphasizing the word THIS...

my avys are art of course

nice quote there

"He had to fly"

*bumps*

I think we pretty much had it all now

really?

well, you can find some more of course

(Kanaga is blown up in LALD)

James Bond - "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."

that wasn't posted yet?

"He left with his tail between his legs!"

though I don't remember it



I dunno

when was that said again TR? I remember it but don't know the movie

It was said in DAF, after Bond attaches a bomb to Mr. Wint's ... erm ... sensitive area ...

ah! I remember it again

funny

The end of DAF...right after Mr Wint makes his exit overboard with THE BOMBA SURPRISE attached to his...

thanks, ahnold solved it already for me

*points* he blushed

topic missy

I found a new one

Elektra: You can't kill me. You'll miss me.
Bond: (shoots her) I never miss

i remember a guy saying 'why cant u b a good boy and die' in goldeneye but i forgot who

Alec Travylian, 006