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Whats The 5 Worst Things You Have Done in Your Life?
Mine is :
1. Shagged a gay person
2.started smoking at the age of 9
3.Self Harm Myself
4.Hit A Teacher
5. Dyed Meh Hair Pink


Somtimes I wish i was just perfect

1. hit a teacher, he hit me first!
2. caught drinking alcohol on school property
3. was nine years old and thought putting bleach in with my fish would 'clean the tank'
4. got banned from here
5. read any of yerssots posts

In no particular order.

1. told my basketball coach to "spare me his sh!t" after he sat me 1/2 a game...which we lost by 2 points.
2. Went to Mexico to go to a strip club only to find out it was like She-Male night. (very very short visit) Not my fault they look like chicks with clothes on!!!
3. Joined KMC
4. Dated a 16 year old when i was 18 (turned 19 during the dating)
5. Agreed to make people Sigs on KMC.

thats not that bad, my mom and he ex were 14 years apart

well when her parents found out I was 18 and threatened to nail me for statutory rape if i didn't stop seeing their daughter....it became a VERY bad thing.

oh...i see

1)Got fat
2)Asked a guy called Pete, out.
3)Become lazy
4)Self harm
5)Became 'crap' at talking to people.

How alarmin

What? Mine?

No sorry, Links, bad timing on my part

k

yah. I'm sure there are even worst...but i'd probably not want to share them.

Worst by far was Mexico. I was so drunk I didn't know where I was going...somehow ened up in the strip club. Then some girl....errr...guy...thing! ended up putting it's arm around me and asked if i wanted a private dance. So i ran....like the wind.

1. when I was 4 my aunt gave me a margarita
2. I cheated on a test in 2, 5, and 8 grade
3. Running my car into a tree (it was an accident I tell you!)
4. Going to a club on She-male night (like Link did but it was a 5 min. visit Plus. I DIDNT KNOW! ITS NOT MY FAULT THEYRE ALL UGLY SICK BASTARDS! )
5. letting my sister borrow my cell phone (that was a very VERY bad thing of me to do.)

You don't have to make me one, if you don't want to......I really don't mind!

What She Said.



What She Meant

Dev. Shut up! Your sig will be done. You aren't who i'm talking about.

Sess> hell isn't it? I hope this is like a KMC trend we've started

You Hope?

1. almost killed myself (with the age of 14)
2. started drinkin with 12
3. cut myself
4. set something on fire
5. did a lot of shit to my parents

..but now I'm 23 and I've quit it all years ago..so I'm good now...

*Stand to attention* Aye, aye sir!



......and Shadowy_Exa I didn't mean that.......too much!

sure.

But you can call me sauron

1. moving
2. deciding to go to university
3. failing driving exam
4. refusing to go out with this lil amouts of guys who bother to ask me
5. i'm not lisint more.



ps. once again tx for the sig

So i understand the need to conform to your woman's needs and all Sauron...but what's with the name change. Even I mistook you for a chick.

Decided to change name away from sauron
Bad media attention and all.

And Shadowy_Blue and Exa are basically the fave members in the lotr area----so i figured why not make a cocktail and become almighty

all it has done is make people question my gender

same here i never thought she was a guy i always thought she was a girl...

Now i await the next 9 days eagerly until i can change it to maybe....Tex, and steal his name
Lets see the divas reaction to that one

K, thanx!

5.Ran away...only to return 10 minutes later b/c I forgot my Bag with my clothes in it
4.Nearly ran my car into the house
3.Ran my car into a tree...leaving a huge dent!
2.Nearly ran over a motorcycle at my driving exam.
I still passed!
1.Tripping over a microphone wire at an award ceremony, only to flash my knickers at the entire student body, faculty, and a lot of guests.
....maybe I shouldn't have posted this...Oh well

Your on first name terms with the traffic police arent you

there were too many... but i don't regret ANY of them

5. broke my neighbors window with a brick because he threatened to shoot my dogs.


4. peed on a cop car and ran.


3. i punched a teacher.

2.stole my cousins visa card and maxed it out online.

1. spray painted my cousins car from the right side of the car and windshield.

lmao thos are funny...

the reason i did that shit to my cousin is because we have had bad blood going on since the 1rst grade.

1. put dog food in my schools letterbox... with other pranks pulled on them
2. getting pulled over by the police for blocking a main road with some cones i had found
3. obvious one... started drinking when i was 14... wat makes it worse i us to take it to scholl in a pop bottle
4. scvive lessons with friends and blame them when i got caught
5.went drunk into many exams


god i could go on for ever... have u noticed that many are connected to booze

link shut your ass up. you always start shit with people.

can i just piont out thats 5 that i have done so far

5. smoked a cigarette in chemistry wile working with chemicals.


4. scared off my neighbor with a machette.

3. got caught getting a bj from this girl in the janitors closet.

2. wrote gang sighns on the gym wall.

1. called my gym teacher a fudge packing pole smoking child molesting f*ggot

Whoo, hold on. He ain't even here!

link is gone because he is a wuss.


he talks shit but then runs like the girl he is.

I'd have to agree with Deva.

i dont want to read the thread so... what did he do?

the guy bashed me a week ago and then tricked on me.

oh i see

Can't think of 5 - so I was only going to post one, but I can't decide: my top two are tied between

1) being so desperate for money when i was homeless that i would go down on fat businessmen in parking lots for the price of a big-mac.

2) Being so bored at work that I signed up for this pre-school forum even tho i knew it would melt my brain.

It's called lunch break big mouth. Looks like you're the one who's doing the sh!t talking. You've had a foul mouth from day one.

Try running your mouth while I'm actually here instead of behind my back...

And i didn't talk sh!t on you. I just pointed out your blatant exaggeration when you said you'd been street fighting since birth. Try stating something that is atleast somewhat believable.

uh huh
But Pete is really nice.

link like i said before come to chicago and i'll be glad to crush your skull.


oh and another thing get off yerrossots d*ck the gay marrige shit is illegal you homo

The only Homo here is you, stop digging yourself into the ground.

Try to knock your shit off or this thread will be closed.

damn this is sweet. The new guy runs his mouth and i don't even need to defend myself.

Thanks ladies!

***** im engaged to a woman who is gona have my kid.


i dont see you ****ing a girl except them 12 year olds you r kelly wannabe

So what if he likes them young?

you wanna see a grave come to chicago kid ill be glad to put you in one

rabid it seems like your the one who is always takling sh!t and starting crap almost every fight i seen on this fourm your in it! everyone has to agree with you or you get like 'oh your a h0mo, say sh!t to my face!'

How old are you? Just grow up!

**** you ashy.

Me? If so I'd kind of like to laugh

no i think he's talking to me solo. but in either case....i would have replied sooner. But i fell off my chair laughing.

not you solo that chick with a dick who goes by the name of link

this guy is so damn funny

yeah you wont be laughing when i comitte a 187 on you.

chick with a dick? ok u really need to grow up!

Oh yeah, that was orginal! I don't see why you just don't give up. Your on your own!

I'm not trying to offend you Rabid but if you are so badass why are you on a messege board right now?

i'd like to see that oh yah you probably killed lots of people since the age of 1

let him continue
is funnysombrero2

hahahaha Ashy...you're priceless.

Rabid...keep watchin them movies buddy...

Street Fighter has gotten to his head

Yet again with the Mexican huh?

link you dont know who your ****ing with.


watch your back kid because you never know when you might get killed.

no clue what the 5 worst things i have ever done

lmao

mexican? ***** im italian.

what do yall like

She said it to BE.

mexicans are funnny

i bet your some scrawny little 13 year old with an even scrawnier 15 year old brother that you call back-up, right?

Who the F*** said I was talking to you???

yes i think he does, a lil punk from chicago...yeah that sounds about right

OMFG

eat

notice hes not talking

Well maybe this is over.

....who said wuss?

lol

According to my Edit:Find, No one did.

Maybe he 'rabidly' ran away!

that was settled quickly

1) You are NOT fat!
2) who's pete?
3) ur not that lazy really (not as lazy as electra((I'm gonna get a smack for that))
4)not good
5)you aren't crap at talking to people. you have more self-confidence than me!

Or Maybe he's coming up with an awesome comeback!!!!!!!!!

to quickly it was getting to be fun

Or an army of a***holes

or maybe he's gonna sign up to another forum where he can start a-fresh

its taking him this long ? thats sad

Yeah and use our comebacks!!

just give him a minute

1)I'm fatter than most
2)Pete Symonds
3)I'm lazy at home
4)not anymore
5)You will get a smack if she sees it! hehehehehehe!

I think he decided to go and find out where Link is!

yawn

Tea anyone? *pours a cup*

1. killed a cat with my hands
2. shot and killed a deer
3. sold drugs
4. beat a guy senseless over 20 bucks
5. start smoking

Well this is a little too boring for me.

aaaaw, I think he has gone

*grabs a cup of tea* thank-you

who has gone?

2/5 of those were bad, you can pick the two.

Rabid_Wolverine or some shit.

excuse me?!?

but thats not alowed

1. Yerssot has not had a relationshop with a man---he hasnt even had a relationship with anything yet
2.How could link be touching yerssot when both are online, this would need a 'sock' to be doable, which would have been discovered ages ago.
3. im the only one allowed to mock yerssot



4. Your bring a bad name to chicago, the home of the blue brothers.

ok.

***** im leaving for work.


i have a family to support.

1 - Start breathing...
2 - Carried on breathing...
I think thats enough!

work sux.

Right...so?

The smartest thing you said all day.

well working in McDonalds probably isn't the best way to support them

I'm on my pc at work, I've been here for hours Rabid, you slacker

thats your great comeback!!!!!

And this is true.

Watch out, or you'll get poison in your burger!

lol

i don't do McDonalds

1. I smoked when I was 10, one whole puff
2. I set my treehouse on fire with my cousin in it
3. I shattered a revolving door to these apartments once
4. I tried drinking at like age 6
5. Oh and I vandalized school lockers

Well this thread got more posts than I thought it would....for tonight anyway!

What, you mean there isnt any in already...fooled me.

Oooops, sorry!

McDonalds sucks thats probably why he works there

mcdonalds has the best fries.

thats about it and the big mac's

ok number two had me laughing so hard.
my sincere apologies if the outcome was...less than desirable but the way you worded it...

1) not fatter than me. no-one can beat me at that! me & my chocolate cakes!
2) ahhh, i know pete. he was my graphics buddy
3)meh,
4)good, good
5)*run like the wind janey*

No no, she was just like what's that smell, and ran

3 - Carried on breathing even though I was asked numerous times to pack it in...

Ok...done with my presentation....what did i miss?

not much

No worse then me setting my other cousins hair on fire

my bad five are:
1)discovering jaffa cakes
2)eating jaffa cakes
3)not stopping eating jaffa cakes
4) becoming addicted to jaffa cakes
5) agreeing to work for tesco (where there are more jaffa cakes)

You, fire and your cousins

sounds like a nice day out

Jaffa cake Queen!

He almost damaged my fringe
Had to get him back, he was alright though, but his hair had to be shaved off

4 - Ignoring all efforts to remove my breathing addiction

1 started using drugs when I was 12
2 almost cut my friend Amanda's neck
3 cutting my wrists and almost dying bleeding
4 dumping my girlfriend who later commited suicide
5 putting a needled in my arm
6 stabing a guy, which till this day I dont know if he survived

I put an extra

that i am!

drinking.

1. tryed smoking at 12 *but didnt continue*
2.started drinking at 13 *not much tho*
3. damaged the school on halloween
4.gave into peer-presure

thats about it

i can't really think of any...

dammit! didn't add my picture!

i gave into peer pressure once, and i kicked my own ass later for doing so.

same^

these guys pushed me into doing a drug i didnt wanna do. some friends, huh?