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don't you just hate it when you fink somthings really funny but no1 else does so your trying not to laugh but you can't help it and evry1 seems 2 b very quiet...

Yup

Not really
Everyone I know, already knows I'm crazy

^ditto

Yeah, i hate that. Ill be sitting there chuckling under my breath and everyone is sitting there and im about to start crying laughing. Its like when someone farts, and they laugh for a sec and then quit and you want to continue laughing for 5 minutes.

yeah

heehee

i know exactly wot you mean!
that actually happened to me the other dayit woz really funny too i couldn't understand y no one woz laughing!

usally when i laugh everyone else is laughing

because i snort when i laugh

i usally laugh at everything and once i laugh everyone else does

yes!!! like the other day this girl goes 'ha, remember when the ball hit hanna on tha head and she fainted??' an every1 laudghed but me, i was standing there thinking, then i laughed an go
'no but i memba when it happened 2 darren!' an i cracked up, but no1 laughed or spoke....

I hate it when i snort when i laugh, especially when im on the phone I can see what their facial expression is

i dont snort when i laugh but when i do everyones like laughing so hard

lol *sigh*

my frend laughs thwn snorts then laughs harder coz she snorts!so it sounds like: hehehehehehesnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats what my sister does

The worse one is when you say something funny, and no one else laughs, but you still think its funny.

i do that all the time
then i start laughing...and i have this weird laugh (my friend says i sould like a weizing donkey )
and then people start laughing at my laugh
then ill laugh somemore cause they are laughing, and then we laugh for like 10 min straight

or when someone is talking to you, and you glance away, they think you are no longer listening.

ooor, when ppl just keep talkin even when u dont care AT ALL!!! *coughmydadcough*

Or no one's saying anything, and you just start laughing

They think I'm even more crazy

yes that does happen!
once my teech was tllin us sometin an i just remembad sometin an starte craking my head off an then i 4got tha teech waz talkin so i go to this girl 'remember when' but i got interupted by tha teech....got an infringment

if you do that...who wouldn't think you're crazy?

Exactly! I'm a nut

The worst thing you could do "humor wise" is fart while you sneeze. now THAT IS EMBARRASING BEYOND BELIEF

that always happens to me

meh too

Yes but it's also EXTREMELY funny

i agree

True, I once farted in front of the whole class in pure silence in 6th grade, and i blamed it on this prep. heehee, everyone was like WAS THAT YOU? I was like NO it was her!!

Now that's funny

lol that it funny

thanks. I cant believe i still remember it! Im laughing about it thinking of it

once me and my friend were walking in this store and this old mans shoes were squeaking and she was like wtf?? is there a bird in here and she was like yelling it i was like shut-up its his shoes it was so EMBARRASING

I'm still laughing...

whats one of your embarrasing story's reject?

LMAO

I was at an awards ceremony and I tripped on the microphone wire...
exposing my knickers to the entire student body, faculty, and lots of guests.

lmao

lmao thats hilarious

It was VERY embarrassing!
but I laugh about it now...er...hehe

hm...let me think of some other embarrasing things..jeeze

But that's not crazy

Usually when I'm laughing like that, I'm thinking about you idiots here on KMC

when ever im embarrassed i just make a big joke outa it like the other day at school my teacher asked me why i've been missing school and i was like well its not my fault i get sick and he was like then whos fault is it and i was like mine everyone started laughing and i was like huh? it took me like 1 min to figure out what i said

lmao Pyro. You go to year round school or something? Ive been on summer break for 2 weeks now

no we got off last week that happened about a week before school ended

Sorry. I dont know of anything thats happened this year, this year is one of my craziest years though since im a f-man. Now sophomore

cool

OMG! I'd hide out if it was me

yeah

that's touching

how many of those times involve spiders?

That's almost as bad as getting my dress caught up in my hose at my cousin's wedding...full exposure

LMAO thats hilarious.

oh i have another one

i was at public swimming with all my friends and stupid me had to be all cool and try and do a perfect dive and rite when i was about to jump off all my friends screamed and i ended up doing a belly-flop i was so embarrassed

youch! that has to hurt.

yeah it did lol

Ouch!! that had to hurt!

hahah. said the same thing. My life must be so dull..I cant think of diddly squat

yupp

i can think of so many more

So..whats the most ANNOYED but Funny time you've had in your life?

oh oh oh i got another one

ok me and my best friend went to the mall and met up with some of your guy friends lol and they wouldnt stop following us so we thought if we were to go into a bar & pantie store they would stop following us but they just walked right in with us and we were like omg and all the store people were staring at us so we just like ran out

ok most annoying but funny...umm i gotta think about this one

why would I laugh, thinking about spiders?

I had a nightmare about spiders last night

aah thats wierd

Im scared of spideys...yeesh

spiders dont really scare me

They do me, big time

clowns scare me!!!

i hate ot when i lose something, look for it, then give up. it ends up being right where it is supposed to be.

always happens to me lol

its like "where the hell are my keys?" in my pocket!!!!

you're arachnophobic, too? Sweet!!!!!!!!

I'd make a spider sig right now, but I like my current one

Im scared of clowns as well...eeeek..That reminds me, we were going to a circus and i didnt really think about it having clowns too much, totally forgot i guess, and then my mom's like lets go so we left and she is like You want to sit in the clowns lap, i became hysterical and my mom had to take me home hahaahhaa

lol i keep my keys on my belt loop and me and my cousin were on our way out i was like one min. i cant find my keys and we were like looking for 30mins and i was oh here they are... and what you know there right on my belt loop

im scared of clowns because of the movie "It"

That movie didnt bother me too much, But as for the post before Man i do that ALL the time, ill look for my sunglasses for 10 minutes and they are on my head. Or Ill look for the remote and it will be right in front of my face, its hilarious

this is odd but i just noticed i cant go one day with out stubbing my foot lol

hahahah

yupp funny

Meanie


I still have to make a sig out of that pic you sent me..

You're the meanie

nah, I'm only joshing...sort of...there's a lot more arachnophobic people than I thought

theres probably a lot more then lots of people thought

lol abe tut tut making a thread about arachnophobic

what? I need a new avatar anyways, so if I can find something that will sacre people...even better

lol

heheh

Abe what's one of your embarassing moments?

sorry tass, mario ain't cutting it

embarassing moments, eh? Do you want to know?

yes i do

Well...huh. I dunno. I guess I'm pretty humble.

Or am not going to say anything shutup

aww come on we all said ours

see reject agrees with me

Yeah, man I said something REALLY embarrasing, now u tell us

actually...I can't even think of anything that's worth mentioning

^^

come on abe your out numbered :P

heheh

as long as you were embarassed its worth it

lmao true. Ever sat in the movie theater in front of a guy that snorts and sucks up the flem in his nose? My friend and I got so aggitated but at the same time we were laughing hysterically

lmao the thing that bugs me the most is when a little kid is sitting behide you and wont stop kicking your chair and you dont wanna be rude because the parents are right there that pisses me off

Yup
grr

have you ever been in a movie and it was just you and a friend like no one else there at all?

well, I suppose there was this one time...I play hockey, btw, so we were in the locker room, and the coach walks in and starts taking roll call. So I'm sitting with my CD player on, and the coach is sitting there. "Falat? Falat, you here?" Me, suddenly realizing he's calling me, but having no idea what he wants, just calls out "Nine!"

funny shit...after that, one of the defensemen just rolls his eyes and says "it's ok, we still love ya"

hey what happened to Ava?

Falat?

lol

there has to be something better then that...

yes, my last name, pronounced fal-it, accent on the first syllable...because so many people pronounce it wrong

im probably one of thos people

brb i got to go to the store i'll be back in about 10 mins talk to all of you then

buy me some lunch meat.

let's get it out of him

that's as much as you're getting

back *gives meat to RJ* you owe me

well thats no fair

Life's like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get.

But I always know what I'll get with a box of chocolates

Well that's no fun then.

Yeah! It happened all in the same night, i told a previous story about a dude that snorted every 25 seconds, to the left of me 2 seats down i had a cocaine sniffing lady or something she would NOT stop sniffing..and then behind me beside the guy that snorted like a pig was this little kid that wouldnt shut up, and he was like "Daddy where's my chocolate bar?""Dad LOOK I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN!""Dad can i get some coke?""Dad where's my coke at?" GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr i literally was about to pull my hair out

That's awful!
What's bad for me is when a tall person sits in front of me...I'm around 5 feet! So even if i sit on my legs I still can't see...

Thats happened, this guy with a humongous head will sit right IN FRONT OF YOU! or a fat stinky woman that reeks of feet.

Yup exactly

I have bad luck when i attend the movies, when i speak of those stories above i talk about my first time seeing hidalgo, so since i didnt get to enjoy it because of the audience i went back another time and there was a newborn baby in there..i mean cmon..who brings a newborn baby to the movie? okay FINALLY i saw it ONCE more and it was pure quiet..I was thankful.

And now u know where the writing in my siggy comes from.

lol really i've never seen a baby it the movie, and if i did it would drive me crazy

lucky lucky!

A newborn baby??? That's deranged...People are what make going to the cinemas suck...that's why I rent most of my movies! or buy them...

same i only go to the movies if a friend invites me or i really wanna see it

I see

I rarely laugh.... i usually laugh to amuse people in public. Yet closed set of friends you can't stop me from laughing.

lol

band

I need to start a band...
hmm

I go to the cinema just to see the hotties up close and personal, i guess is one reason. Its just more exciting on the big screen

lol yeah

Yes this is true. The volume is blaring and you get pulled in...right?

But i like to see the hotties up close and personal too

lol go us reject. Yeah this past saturday i saw Harry Potter 3 and they had the volume up so loud and i was sitting in the very back, i thought my ears were gonna bust

The loudest movie I have ever been to was that movie about Christ and they had EXTREMELY loud opera sounding music !
I thought i would go deaf...

lol. The Passion of Christ? I wanted to see that one, i didnt get a chance too. Another one i wanna see is The Chronicles of Riddick..damn that Vin Diesel is a fine piece of meat. And Spiderman 2, i saw 1 in theater and im really anxious for the 2nd one coming out the 30th of this month

Yea I was actually considering going to the Cinemas to see Spiderman 2.
The Chronicles of Riddick looked good also.

yeps