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This has been popular in the LotR Forum, so I thought I'd start it here!

So... let's start with Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Dumbledore: I should've known you would have been here Professor McGonagall.

McGonagall: Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true Albus?

Dumbledore: I'm afraid so Professor. The good and the bad.

Don't worry if it's not perfect guys! Just as long as it's from memory -- I don't want people copying and pasting the whole lot off the web!

McGonagall: And the Boy?
Dumbledore: Hagrid's bringing him.
McGonagall: You think its wise to trust Hagrid with sumthing as important as that?

Dumbledore: I would trust Hagrid with my life.

Hang in there guys
I will continue then....

<deleted dumblys line>
... hagrid arrives
Hagrid: Professor Dumbledore, Sir... Professor McGonagall.
Dumbledore: No problems, I think, Hagrid?

oh wow you wrote a line while i did so

Hagrid: No sir. Little tyke fell asleep as we were flying over Bristol.


((something like that -- I haven't watched the film since chrimbo!))

McGonagall: Albus do you really think its safe to leave him with these ppl? i've watched them all day, they are the worst sort of muggles imaginable....they really are----

Dumbledore: ...the only family he has

*whines* no fair phoe!! i was gonna start this thread here!!

ah well, ur the mod

*whines* Hey no fair Phoe! WE had this first! But hey, you're the mod.

why do i get the feeling that i just posted something like that?


ah well i wont mess with the mods

please don't. i'd hate to see bloodshed.

Bloodshed, oh no not that. I only do bloodshed when Smodden's cheering for Tylkas.

Carry on with the game, carry on.

exactly carry on!

McGonagall: This boy'll be famous. There won't be a child in our world that doesn't know his name.
Dumbledore: Exactly. He's better off growing up away from all that - Until he is ready. There, Hagrid. It's not goodbye after all. Good Luck, Harry Potter.

(watched it 3 days ago )

WOW! Somebody else is using my idea! I feel special

*i think it jumps now to a bunch of years later.*

*petunia bangs on door*

Petunia: get up

(( sorry, it's been a while ))

of course there won't be any bloodshed, mod or no mod, they can't hit a woman

petunia knocking on door: "get up! get up!"
dudley: "wake up cousin, we're going to the zoo"

pip-foot!!!

Petunia: Here he comes the birthday boy!
Vernon: happy birthday son!

petunia to harry: why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything?

Whoo....stalking agin....

Sorry all, I haven't meorized the HP movies, so I'll go away....*mopes*

harry: Yes aunt Petunia...

Petunia: I want everything 2 be perfect for my Duddeys special day!

my stalker

vernon: where's my coffee, boy?
harry: coming, uncle vernon

petunia to dudley: arent they wonderful?
dudley: how many are they?

i'm on hp memorization cuz i feel kinda inferior on the lotr memorization thread, i'm always forgetting some lines so i'm here instead now well, i'll go back to lotr, but only until our mod returns

lol

vernon: 36, counted them myself
dudley: 36?! But last year- last year there were 37!

Vernon: Yes but some of them are a bit bigger than last year's!
Dudley: I don't care how big they are.

now dudley, this is what we'll do, after the zoo we'll get you two new presents

(maika: "Petunia: ~~"

Petunia: it will be a lovely day at zoo. Im looking forward to it...

okies nobody wants....
Vernon: I warn you boy - any funny business at all and you wont have any meals a week! get in there...

Dudley: Make it move!

Vernon: Move!

Dudley: MOVE!
Harry: He's asleep.
Dudley: He's boring

Harry: sorry about him. he doesnt understand what its like lying there day after day, watching ppl press their ugly faces in on u..... can u hear me??

*snake nods its head*

Harry: It's just I've never talked to a snake before. Do you talk to people often?

* snake shakes its head *

Harry: Youre from burma, arent you? Was it nice there?
Was it nice there? Did you miss your family?

*snake points to sign. It says "Bred in Captivity"*


((I think...))

Harry: I see. Thats me as well. I never knew my parents either.

((erm... haven't watched it for a while... is it...))

*Dudley pushes Harry over*

Dudley: Dad, dad! you'll never guess what this snake is doing!


((I'll watch it tonight... ))

((do this! yea the line is right...))
*Snake escapes cos the window disappears*
*Dudley falling in the cage*
*Window appears*
Snake: Thank You.
harry: Anytime.

*Dudley gets up soaking wet, and realises he is trapped. He starts to yell*

Petunia ((rushing over)) : oh, my baby! ((and other soppy terms))


Harry: *laughs*

*Policeman (?) comes to free Dudley*
Petunia: Its all right sweetheart. Well get you out of these terrible clothes.
Vernon to Harry: What happened???

Harry: I don't know

(i'm not really sure...then comes sumthin with magic!?)

Harry: One minute the glass was there - then it was gone, it was like magic!
V: Theres no such thing like magic.

*next morinig*
*Harry picks up mail nd goes into the kitchen*
Vernon: Marge is ill. ate a funny ??i dont know??
Dudley: dad look!! harrys got a letter
Harry: its mine
Vernon: yours?? who'd b writing to you??

*Vernon nails the letterbox*
Vernon:No more mail through this letterbox.

it was whelk. I think its some type of sea food...?

Mr. Dursley: Wonderful day, Sunday. In my opinion, the best day of the week. You know why that is, Dudley?

Harry: Because theres no post on Sundays.
Vernon: Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday - Ha! No blasted letters today! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No sir not one blasted, miserable---
*Streams of letters coming in from everywhere*

Mr. Dursley: " That's it! We're going away! Far away!"
Dudley: " Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?"

(on a small isle)
Harry: Make a wish, Harry.
*Hagrid knocks*
Vernon: Whos there?
*Hagrid knocks the door outta its angles*
Hagrid: Sorry bout that.

Mr. Dursley: You must leave at once sir! You are breaking and entering!
Hagrid: Dry up Dursley, you great prune!

Hagrid:Well, i havent seen you since you was a baby Harry. But you are a bit more along then I would have expected-- particularly around the middle.
Dudley: Im not... Im not Harry.
Harry: I am.

Hagrid: well of corse you are.

Hagrid: Got something for you - 'fraid I might have sat on it at some point but I imagine itll taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, words and all.
Harry: Thank you!

* Hagrid sits on the couch and makes a fire*

Hagrid: Its not everyday your young man turns 11 now, is it?
Harry: Excuse me, but who are you?
Hagrid: Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Of course you know all about Hogwarts...
Harry: Sorry - no.

Hagrid: No? Blimy, Harry, didn't you ever wonder were your parents learned it all?
Harry: Learned what?

Hagrid: Yer a wizard Harry.

((I HATE THIS QUOTE: READ THE BOOKS THEN WATCH THE MOVIE ITS SO GRR))
((WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE FOR DURSLEY THIS DUM*A**))
erm.. sry

Hagrid: A wizard. And a thumpin good one Id wager once youve trained up a bit.
Harry: No, youve made a mistake. I mean I cant be a wizard... i mean im Harry. just Harry.

Hagrid: well, "just Harry", ever made anything happen when you were frightened or mad? ((I know that lines wrong, sorry... *sheepish grin*))

Harry: Dear mr Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
Vernon: He will not be going! We swore when we took him in that we would put a stop to all of this rubbish!
Harry: You knew? We knew all along and you never told me?

Petunia: knew? Of course we knew! How could you not be with my perfect sister being who she was!?!

Hagrid: A car crash kill Lily and James Potter?!

((your memory is so much better than mine! ))

(( its cos i watched it only for this game - on wednesday ))

lol

Petunia: We had to say something!
Hagrid: Its an outrage! Its a scandal!
Vernon: He wont be going.

Hagrid: And I suppose some great Muggle like you's going to stop 'im!

Harry: Muggle?

Hagrid: Non-wizard folk

Wow. currently wondering: This is really very exact

Vernon: I'll not pay for some crackpot to teach him magic tricks!

Hagrid: Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me!
*bewitching Dudley*
Hagrid: I would (?like?) it if you didnt tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speakin im not supposed to do magic.

gtg. cya tomorrow

((I think its "appreciate")


erm... I think Harry says something... then Hagrid says something...

then hagrid says "Unless you'd rather stay...?"

c ya!

Harry: okay.
Hagrid: were a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless youd rather stay, of cours.

(thats it... i continue as i see this as your part )
(they leave)
Harry: All students must be equipped with a standard size two pewter caldron, and may bring, if they want/desire(?), either an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find all that in London?
Hagrid: Yes, if you know where to go.

then they go into diagon alley?

i meant then they go into leaky cauldron?

Yeah.
Tom: Ah, Hagrid--- the usual I presume?

Hagrid: Not today Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts buisness."

Hagrid: Just helping young Harry buy his school business.
Tom: Bless my soul, its Harry Potter!
Other: Welcome back Mr. Potter... welcome back....
Doris: Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I cant believe Im meeting you at last--

Quirril: Ha-arry P-ppotter! c-can't t-tell you how pleased i am to meet you.

Hagrid: hello, professor I didn't see you there. Harry Professor Quirrell will be your defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
Harry: Oh, nice to meet you,
Quirrel: A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not that you need it, eh, P-potter?

(Is this the film or the book?)

((film, of course))

(ah,that makes it easier)
don't they leave after that and go into Diagon Alley?

((i will make it easier for you by continuing))
Hagrid: Yes, well must be going now. Lots to buy.
Harry: Good bye.
---
Hagrid: See, Harry? Youre famous.

Harry: But why am i famous hagrid?

((I so need to watch the movie again... ))

Hagrid: I'm not quite sure i'm the one to tell you that, Harry.
* Hagrid taps the brick wall *
Hagrid: Welcome to Diagon Alley!

(watched it yesterday... once again )
Hagrid: Thats where you get your quills and ink. Over there, all your bits and bobs for doing wizardry.
Other Boy 1: Its a world class racing broom.
Other Boy 2: Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000! Its the fastest model yet!

Harry: i still need... a wand.
Hagrid: well, you'll want ollivander's. ain't no place better

((theres pretty much before that))

i'm doing my best. haven't seen it in a while.

Harry: Hello! (pause) Hello!
Ollivander: I wondered when I'd be seeing you, Mr Potter.

Ollivander: It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were here buying their first wands.

Ollivander: Here we are. (pause) Give it a wave!

Olivander: obviously not.

Olivander: I remember every wand i've ever sold, Mr. potter. Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand give another. Just one other.

Ollivander: It is curious that you should be destined for this wand, when it's brother gave you that scar.

Harry : And who owned that wand?
Ollivander: We do not speak his name.

The wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter.
It is not always clear why.
But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you.
After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great.
Hag: Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!

Hagrid: what are you lookin' at? Blimy! is that the time?

bumping

i'm not sure it;s this, but i just didnt want this to die^^

Hagrid: Best be going now, Harry, Dumbledore'll be wanting his err, well he'll be wantin' to see me

Now here's your train leaves in ten minutes, here's you ticket. that's very important Harry stick to your ticket.

harry: *to self* platform 9 and 3/4? *to hag* but hagrid, there must be a mistake, this says platform 9 and 3/4...there isen't such a thing, is there?

Excuse me sir, could you tell me how to find platform 9 3/4 ?

man: platform 9 3/4? think ur being funny, do u?
mrs. weasly's voice: the same very year, packed with muggles.

Harry: Muggles?....

come now, platform 9 and 3/4 this way

Allright Percy, you first!

you next fred..hes not fred i am.. honestly woman u call yourself our mother..sry george.. im only jokin i am fred

harry: um...excuse me. can u tell me how to...how 2...
mrs. weasley: oh, how to get on2 the platform dear?

Mrs. Weasly: What you have to do is walk straight into the barrier separating platforms 9 and 10. best do it at a run if you're nervous