Dumb-ass Brother

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Blind-Enemy

shellie
notworthy

Blind-Enemy
clapclapping

Scott's a nice guy...but dumb, every one in the family always do this kind of things to him, even my mom...even my grandma laughing

ABE LINCOLN
sad that was kinda mean

but funny evil face

Darth Revan
My sister has a bunch of CD's that she never listens to, so one day when she was gone I went down there and took the ones that I was thinking of buying whistle

I don't think she's noticed they're gone yet laughing

AngelinWaiting
laughing laughing laughing laughing

Daisy Duke
i cant remeber anything


OH i popped my step bros water bed

Blind-Enemy
ABE of course it was mean!!! that's what brothers do

as I said he's a nice guy, but kind of dumb...he's 7 year older than me and I always do this to him laughing out loud

Darth Revan
laughing like in Edward Scissorhands... that was funny laughing

Blind-Enemy
Daisy ??

Daisy Duke
yea
'

Daisy Duke
THAT WAS HILLARIOUS
im gonna watch it again

Darth Revan
yeah, I was talking about the water bed thing

Daisy Duke
me too

i was just saying im gonna watch the movies agian

im going to my dvd player right know

Blind-Enemy
my brother Scott's herefear, he has arrive at homefear and is looking for me fear



who cares?!?!?!?!

BRING IT ON MAN!!!!boxing

VENOMfanFAN
Me and my brother were play fighting in my room and he put me through a wall.

Blind-Enemy
ouch!!!
man






once I drown my little sis teddy bear down the toilet and she toke all my socks and brunt them sad


the little b*tch mad

Deathblow
My brother broke my nose two years ago. I wuv him love

Painkiller
your ma loves him

Blind-Enemy
Painkiller who f*cking cares????

NO ONE!!!

Blind-Enemy
it seems that Scotty and I are ok... for now! roll eyes (sarcastic)

sniper
yay...
you kick his ass?

Blind-Enemy
there were not need to...
you see, Scott is a hotty, you know a pretty boy, and I threat him with breaking his nose and he got kinda of scare, true
Scott's like an old woman who dont want to break a nail laughing ...he's so fragile
nice guy though

sniper
laughing
ok

Blind-Enemy
yeah laughing
is so funny, 'cause the whole family do this kind of things to him and he always fall, everytime laughing

poor dumb-ass laughing

sniper
yup, poor dumbass

Raven Guardia
omg lmao!!!! thats funny! laughing laughing laughing laughing yeah sumtimes I take my bros food and say it wasnt me but always knows it is..but he says he dont care laughing out loud

Blind-Enemy
I really dont know happened to Scott, he used to be such a good a athlete. He used to play scoccer in high school, and he was the team captain. I remember he had REALLY strong legs, he was sooo goddamn fast and he could kick so high and hard. damn]
after he started dating and having all this girlfriends he stoped being interested in soccer. Now he's a pretty boy, very fragile.
From all my brothers and sisters , he's the one I love the most. he always stood up for me when I was little. I remembered once that this guys were picking on me, I told him and the next day he went to my school to pick me up and when he saw the guys he kick their asses, literally, he started to kick them soooo hard and he broke the skull of one of the guys. He was wearing his soccer shoes laughing

MichaelMyerscoo
My brother always goes into my room just to bug me but one day I wasn't feeling well so I kind of kicked him where it hurts. Not hard just enough to tell him to get out of my room. He still doesn't get the picture. What should I do? Build a trap?

Blind-Enemy
how old is he?

MichaelMyerscoo
12

Blind-Enemy
and you?

nazgulinthedark
i watched that movie for the first time a couple days ago laughing water bed funny...tehehe big grin

nazgulinthedark
my sister is the most annoying little thing the world has every known, ah i hate her.
like one time she was in my room and i kept telling her to go away and she wouldnt so i picked her and dropped her in her room. then she went and told my mom i threw her across the room and i got in trouble ect. ect.
then a couple weeks later my sister pinches me on the arm because i wont get off the computer and now there is a big purple bruise on my arm mad and do my parents do anything....nooooooooooooooooooo
miffed they are such evil people

MichaelMyerscoo
14

Blind-Enemy
Mike> I really dont know how to answer to you, 'cause I'm a younger brother not an older


naz>yeah it sucks...did you read what I posted about my lil sis teddy bear?

sniper
teddy bear, i missed that

nazgulinthedark
yes

my sister fluched some of the peices to my mr.potatoe head man down the tolit when was 5 sad

Blind-Enemy
sniper> go and read it

naz> that sucks... but the little ***** burnt my socks!!! miffed ...I had to wear my shoes barefoot (I was too lazy to go and buy new ones stick out tongue )

Nazzy
rolling on floor laughing

MichaelMyerscoo
My brother put my only pair of shoes outside in the rain.

Nazzy
haha

one time my sister stole my favorite movie and pulled all the film stuff out of it and it doesnt work no more sad

Blind-Enemy
funny thing just happened at luch time at the office

when it was almost time for lunch, Scott was paranoid laughing ....I could see him going in and out of his office and asking everybody if lunch had arrived laughing laughing and when the delivery guy came he almost jump on him eek! and grab his lunch ...he tried to take mine, but I ordered mine from another place and they deliveried to me early laughing laughing

he was like "damn!!!" laughing

Nazzy
laughing out loud

sniper
laughing

MichaelMyerscoo
rolling on floor laughing

Nazzy
my sister stole some of my halloween candy one time cry

Blind-Enemy
I feel sorry for my bro...I guess one day he'll have his revenge, or maybe not laughing , with him you'll never know laughing out loud

Blind-Enemy
naz> your sis is mean, why?

Nazzy
because im mean to her big grin

MichaelMyerscoo
my brother always steals my candy. It's not right!

Nazzy
but i dont steal halloween candy mad

Blind-Enemy
my brother Anthony once toke some candy from me (he's 12 years older than me) I told my dad and he kick his ass and made him apologize to me...he was so mad and humiliated 'cause I as just a kid and he almos an adult laughing

MichaelMyerscoo
That's funny!

Blind-Enemy
not for him!!!blow

Blind-Enemy
i didnt knew this thread was still around wink ... those were good times *sighs*

Elektra_lover
I just beat the sh!t out of my brother

Blind-Enemy
yay

good for you!!!clap


what did he do???

Frosty Beverage
congrats eek!

My sister beats me up often... embarrasment

Elektra_lover
He called me a **** so I showed him that I am a sussceful martial artist happy

Frosty Beverage
he called you a ****. I see. Now i perfectly know what he called you.

Elektra_lover
I ended up kicking him down the steps. Now hes hurt

Blind-Enemy
that's great elektra

Frosty Beverage
Meanie.

My sister does that to me.

If it wasn't my sis, it would turn me on. naughty

Frosty Beverage
If you're being sarcastic to me: Go kiss a muffin.




If not: well, yes. Duh. But i've got connections big grin. Then you can go kiss a muffin.

Blind-Enemy
no that's just wrong!!

Blind-Enemy
why should i kiss a muffin?? confused




and i wasnt beign sarcastic btw...

Frosty Beverage
Huh?



....Picture a female throwing you around (hopefully you not really grtting hurt)...

Frosty Beverage
Dunno. erm

Frosty Beverage
On a bed naughty


OK, sorry i had to say that. embarrasment

Elektra_lover
I think he broke a bone, hes going around whinning

Blind-Enemy
how can you think of your sis of that way???? no

Frosty Beverage
I said this:

If it WASN'T my sis, it would turn me on.

Read up big grin

Blind-Enemy
i know what you posted dude

but still...

Frosty Beverage
ok. I'll take that off my pick-up line list! FINE!
Im leaving!

*OPENS DOOR TO LEAVE IN FIT OF FURY, AS TRIPPING OVER A CARPET*

*falls to the floor*

that does NOT take the emphesis of my leaving!

*WALKS OUT AND CLOSES DOOR*


i took that too far embarrasment

Blind-Enemy
confused ok????

shellie
dont even try figuring him out Arthur laughing

Blind-Enemy
i wont michelle...

Elektra_lover
OMG I broke my brothers leg embarrasment

Blind-Enemy
on purpose???

Elektra_lover
no, but when he fell down the steps...

Blind-Enemy
blink

Frosty Beverage
I'm not dumb. no expression

Frosty Beverage
Oh, sorry, you're not talking about me. embarrasment

Blind-Enemy
well that was dumb you got to admit that eek!

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