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if love is like a bed of roses,
which smell so sweet and pure,
then why is it so,to make them grow,
that roses need manure

some ppl come here 2 sit and think,
i com here 2 fart & stink

i lay down in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i wondered
WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING!!!

So take ur pants off, hop on top and enjoy me until ur satisfied!
Love Toilet

Where there's a will, there's a greedy relative...

Warning: keep this plastic bag away from children and anyone mentioned in your will....

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
--Unknown


Dogs believe they are human, cats believe they are God.
--Unknown


Its all funn and games till someone gets hurt, then its just hillarious
--i forgot

If you can't laugh at your self, make fun of other people
--i forgot


My brain is like a waffle house hashbrown:scattered, smothered, and covered.
--my mom

you must think i'm a grocery item or somthing coz i see you checkin me out

i like that one

you hav 2 remember 'love toilet' though

o.o..when my hair is short and spikey my head looks like a pineapple WHAHAHAHA

i see alot of guys that look like pineapples!
i know a guy who lives in a pineapple

me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 0.o hes a sponge

he's not just a sponge he's MY sponge!

im not a chicken, woops *drops pop corn and waves arms like a chicken pecking at the pop corn*

pineapple heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAHAH ^^ shut up pyro

nutcase

its nutta thank you

Same damn thing

not to me ehehehe

That's because you're a nutcase

GEAHAHAH DARHGA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO maybe