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someone asked me this question:
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

and i said:
a woodchuck would chuck as much as it could coz a woodchuck could chuck would.

and he said that i was wrong.......he said the answer was:
a whole forest.

BUT.......if (as he says) a woodchuck would chuck a whole forest if a woodchuck could chuck wood....then that means that chucking a whole forest was as much as a woodchuck could chuck, so im right, because i sayd he'd chuck as much as he could, which is (as my unnamed man says) a whole forest....so im right arent i!!!

Say what?

okies ima gon try make this easier!
the woodchuck's name is fred!
the person who asked me this's name is bob!

so bob asked me
how much wood would fred chuck if fred could chuck wood?

and i said:
fred would chuck as much as he could.

and bob said that i was wrong.......he said the answer was:
a whole forest.

BUT.......if (as bob says) fred would chuck a whole forest if fred could chuck wood....then that means that chucking a whole forest was as much as fred could chuck, so im right, because i sayd fred would chuck as much as he could, which is (as bob says) a whole forest....

And I like pizza

basically, bob asked me "how much wood would fred would chuck?" and i said "as much as he could!" but bob said "no you're wrong...fred would chuck as much as he could!" but im saying....."i said that fred would chuck as much as he could, which is a whole forest!"

it's like if someone said to me "how much juice would mary drink before she got full?"
and i say "well shed drink as much as she could until she got full!"
but the other person says to me "no shed drink 2 glasses, then shed be full!"
but if it taked mary 2 glasses of juice to ger full...then thats as much as she can drink! and thats what i said "as much as she could!"

So bob likes subway sandwhiches?

no, bob likes macdonalds.... when will u learn??

McDonalds sucks. He should like taco bell.

<me...... a wacko person cannot understand this.....

did u read my other things 2 try esplain it???

.....still.....me>...+ ......

i understand.....actually i think its just me not makin sence again!!

hah!.......naw, but *taps head* i never no was going on...

....

I think....I....kind of understand....

I think you might be right misha

YAY im always right!!!

MISHA IS RIGHT!

However, Fred pissed off Ralph the Beaver by chucking all of his dam wood (punn intended). Now Ralph is going to tear Fred a new one.

oh really? fred somehow forgot to mention that to me....i wonder why!!!
but im right!! WOOOH i ROCK! im not a dumb blond!!!!

Well I didn't say that.

well.....it all started when robbie called me a dumb blonde an i sayd ask me 5 questions that dont have anythin 2 do wit u an ill answer em right! and he did, an i got em all right except (as he thinks) the last one, which was the woodchuck question!!! and this is the story of how i am right and im not a dumb blond!!!!.....am i???

Ooooh, ok. Keep telling yourself that.


j/k

ooooh! myth, how could u???























AM i a dumb blonde???

I'm sorry.

Its ok. I'm blonde too.

really?? argh u are...he he he!!!

but if uve seen my pics (have u) im actually a light brown!!!

I'm blonde blonde. Natural. My hair was white when I was a baby. Ahhhh, how cute.

aw, a one eyed, white haired baby! very cute!

No, thats just my penis.

ur penis has an eye on it???

thats kinda.....gross!!!

ah myth...what should we do with you??