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ok this is how this game works, ill start telling the first lineof a story made by me and then u have to continue it ok, so here i go:

once upon a time there was a

man who worked at an orange flying peanut stand

prince charming who

had a lot of onions

even tho he hated onions, he was walking down the streets when

a mugger flew out on a donkey

cart and jumped to the ground holding a lond pointed sharp knife which he was......

going to use to...

furiously stab the onion man

in the head...

until all his blood was spilled

then mr. potato head cried aloud

that hurt you stupid moron

Than a dragan came

And it farted cos it had a curry the night before

Which caused the naked elf to climb down off it's back.

and he was cold because he had no clothes so...

everyone could see his willy and they laughed cos it was small

so he hides into a dark cave where he met a huge dragon who...

Who was actualy a sorceress in disgiuse...

and the sorceress fell in love with the elf...

Which was when the elf realized she was naked as well...

and they went in the elf's bedroom and they...

Switched on the TV cos the sorceress wanted to watch Corrie, Eastenders and then Big Brother

multiple author in general fiction.

(not part of the story, this is in the wrong board)

And then a giant pumpkin..

Started to sing...

Because it was also naked...

. . . and in Tokyo . . .

it started raining..

. . . acid tears of sorrow . . .

Trying to hit on Godzilla...

... Who was gay ...

.. and was wearing ..

nothing, but then Barker said that these threads are shit unless the whole story is copied in each new post.

..but nobody listened to him..

, and so he said haermm and left.

Mywi missed him..

... fortunately Barker returned, but only to say that that Jean Grey picture scared him in the theaters ermmnone.

...and everyone thought he was teh ghey.

Suddenly, someone brought pizza..

But it was Four Cheese flavour, and Lord Coal went apeshit cos he wanted Spicy Chicken

Bloigen ate it all.

Then Rosie O'Donnel slithered in naked...

and began to..

get dressed..

into her birthday suit..

which was actually a mans suit..

..that looked gay..

..and then it finally stopped snowing.

All the people went crazy when...

. . . the seven ninjas walked into . . .

..the bathroom..

And only one came out.

The ninjas caused such emtion to the people that....

...They stopped wacking Rosie with shovels and looked at the...

big glowing object in the sky.

. . . which seemed to be . . .

..moving very irregularly..

As though a fat person was sat on it masturbating....

and then the fat man turned anorexic

and he was very hungry

for some Bj's

so he asked Thorinn for one

and he took him to Barkdonalds

and they ate a BJ burger . .

with extra mayo

Which dribbled all over their chins, which looked naughty!

Later they walked to see...

An x-rated Porno starring George Bush and...

some other guy... herbeyes

named Condellezza Rice, who...

later was realised to be a KMC Member named....

Kongu Dude

...'s friend TRH..

herbeyes

Who was later realized to be a spy from North Korea who

..was in the movie Team America...

to sneek info to north korea then he

..farted..

and went back to korea

..and told..

Kim Jong Il that

...he asked him if he had any weapons of Mass-destruction...

and he said ..: "No, but I have.."

a terrible case of syphillisand he asked...can you help me....

..to which Britney replied,''My head is cold''...

then it started snowing..

and she said," just a sec, i'll get my hat"..

... and then we can make love right here right NOW!!!...

.... and then a tornado hit ....

and a flying chicken was impaled on a pitchfork

and everyone laughed

then they got impaled

in the bumhole

with a giant celery stick

and they loved it

and then they turned the tv on and ..

watched myth busters

.. where they did cool stuff like...

bondage and biting and blindfold..

on playboy TV

... and all the girls said, "aaww!!" when their cute little puppy came out ...

...with a bomb strapped to its chest that...

exploded killing 4 US troops

...While Rosie O'Donnel looked on, licking her lips...

..on some B-grade lesbian porn film..

which involved doughnuts and pie

and moved on to some a grade gay porn...

...which caused them both to...

... yawn.. so they turned the tv off, went outside, and found..

...absolutely nothing interesting...

pigs having sex on the lawn

.. which they laughed at and put on youtube...

and it got 3 million hits so they

.. jumped for joy and decided to look for something else to film...

Unfortunately, they should have been looking for incoming cars.

they where rushed to the hosbital where

...they found nothing but naked Doctors and nurses who...

immediately realized that they were naked and changed into more appropriate attire...

edit that

.. they were happy and..

commited suicide

... and they all went to hell and found..

...nearly everyone on KMC...

had also become naked...

...and were being devoured by flesh-eating worms, given that this was in fact the realm of Satan...

...who was revealed to be Dick Cheney...

.. and they were all shocked so they...

...alerted all of the major news channels...

.. to which they were shocked too. and decided to...

withhold grave information that could possibly...

..Benefit Bill Cosby by ressurrecting all the poor lost puddin' snacks devoured by plumpy children who would grow up to be...

Serial killers who gather in utah and...

...declare their decree of parrot sex fetish incognito with the girl scouts of our industrial genocide ridden society by impregnating themselves with...

Mormons trying to find...

...the inner lining of their mother's sickly green clit for no reason but to rip it's pulsating tendrils with their meshed teeth sharpen to perfection from sixteen years of crystal meth which they purchased from...

... the dollar store...

Where all the naked women...

.. bought clothes for a good price and...

threw them in the garbage can..

...and walked up to the naked soldiers and...

shouted one of their names.

They looked at them and said..

pplease pull up your trousers..

... and they said..

NO ..

... the women said.. well we aren't either.. so then..

he decided to give in because...

because all he really wanted to see in the first place was a pathetic, tired young women with her bush busting out while her trousers were down.

...because they were recently escaped convicts who...