Your own slogans for consoles!

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Jedi Shmedi
Yes! It's the time you all have been waiting for!

Time to come up with your own slogans for your favorite consoles!

This can include systems like the Atari 2600, Game Boy, PS2 etc.

Be funny, sarcastic, serious, a jack-ass, anything!

Here are mine as a few examples.

PS2: The "Everybody" system.

Gamecube: The system directed to a younger audience (but not necassarily kids)

X-Box: The system for cocky American gamers who think Gamecube sucks.

Let's here yours!!!

eek!

§pearhead
PC: Kicks all their asses

stick out tongue

Tptmanno1
Lol

or PC: the way FPS were ment to be played!

Primitive Screwhead #1
3DO: "Five Hundred Dollars of Crap on Your Carpet"

Jaguar CD: "The Toilet Bowl of Game Consoles. Literally."

Nintendo Gameboy: "Now Available in Fuschia, Puce, Avocado, Plaid, Paisley, Fluorescent Brown, Eggshell White, Flat White, Glossy White, Pearl, Ivory and Mauve... Collect Them All!"

Nokia N-Gage: "Failing In Ways Virtual Boy Couldn't Possibly Imagine"

WindDancer
Dreamcast: It's NOT thinking!

X-box: It's big! It's green! It's Heavy! and ready to Crash!

PS2: Final Fantasy! Final Fantasy! Final Fantasy! And more Final Fantasy! Thank you fanboys for making us #1 on sales!!!!

Gamecube: HELLO KIDDIES!!!!!

Nintendo: Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! And more Mario! Thank you fanboys for supporting us for more than a decade! PS2 and their beloved Final Fantasy will never beat us!!!!

PC: Consoles??? HAHAHAHA!!!! We Kick ass!!!

Darth Revan
X-Box: The official game console of Nintendo Dissers, Inc. Are you X-TREME enough to handle the X-BOX?!?!?!?

Dreamcast: It's good. It's bad. It's ugly.

SaTsuJiN
Ps2 : the way lamers 'think' it was meant to be played

"The Tex"
PS2: Crappy games for crappy people. stick out tongue

XBOX: Our bloated controllers give you arm cramps.

GameCube: You're simply the best; better than all the rest!

Ok so I stole that last one from Tina Turner, sue me biatch! diva

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