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OK...this is suppose to be a humorous thread, because I swear I can't really think of anything more to talk about, but I want to keep this forum alive and kickin'. Please don't kill me...but I just really want to laugh right now.

OK..

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"...LOTR style:



Aragorn: Because the Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Saruman: He comes to Isengard seeking My Counsel.

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A chicken! A chicken is come!

Sam: He wanted to see the Elves!

Ugluk: Because I, Ugluk, commanded it.

Movie Aragorn: Because he was tracking a band of Uruk-hai westward across the plain.

Boromir: Because he had a riddle that needed answering. He dreamed that a giant wave engulfed his chicken coop, and a voice clucked, "Seek for the egg that was broken, across the road it lies."

Movie Elrond: He is dying- the chicken is dying. His life-force is tied to the road.

Elrond: I looked into the chicken's future and I saw death.
Arwen: But there is also life. You saw there was a chicken! You saw my chicken!

Legolas: To find the sea... *dreamy eyes*

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Gandalf: Because I told him to fly, you fool!



Erm..yeah.. Don't kill me!!

Boromir and gandalf ones are classics!

nah, that's pretty good

!!

KMC Elrond - DOOM! Was chicken's fate to cross the road. Inevitable

KMC Gandalf - because *SOBS* it was surrounded!! ITS SARUMAN!!

Sam - Yummy.

Sauron - There... is... no...chicken... in the Void... only... on the road... I -- SEE -- IT!

Mothy - smmssssmmm

LOL Exa!!

lmao how long did it take you to come up with that? its classic

LOL..I was bored out of my mind earlier this morning and those ideas just flooded my head. I was even hesitating to do this thread because I was afraid you guys would kill me.

nah i think its graet.

It's awesome!

thats hillarious!!

'Tis indeed.

Personally, the legolas one made me laugh. God these are great, you are a comic genius

Why did the Chicken Crossn the road?

Neo: Because he chose to
Smith: It was purpose the pulled him, that drove him, that guided him
Sock: The chicken didn't cross the road, it was his sock

Discos: He was too drunk to not cross it
S_B: Because he was too lazy to come up with a 1000 word request to have someone take him across the road

lol..

The Tex (or whoever banned the post ppl): the chicken didn't since it was banned.

It'd be extremely hilarious to see them act it out.

Gollum: It came to me, my precious, my chicken
Treebeard: It was hasty and didn't wait and got squished

!!!

thats classical

Yesh!

LOL! nice one Shadowy!

"Why did the chicken cross the road.....ANSWER NOW!"

Boromir: give them a minute for pittys sake

currently dying of laughter, excuse me for a minute


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

is dying too!....

OMG!!! LOL!!!!













OMG I could make millions with that!

OMG..I never knew this thread would provoke so much laughter.

Thanks you guys. Feel free to post.

Frodo: I shall lead the chicken across the road, though I do not know the way.

Thorondor: Dinner!

Nazgul: Roooaaaad! Chickennnnn!

Galadriel: I have passed the test! I will diminish, cross the road with the chicken and remain a vegetarian.

Legolas: There is a fell chicken on the road, many leagues away!

Boromir: If any mortals have claim to the chicken it is the men of Gondor, and not the halflings. The chicken is not yours save by unhappy chance... it might have been mine, it should have been mine. Give it to me!

Denethor: There is no more hope. I will BBQ the chicken along with myself, that the poor wounded fowl be not savored by Sauron.

Sam: Of course you're crossing the road, chicken. And I'm coming with you!

Gimli: Nobody tosses a chicken!

Arwen: I will take the chicken across the road, because Glorfindel is too busy to do it.

Gollum: Ahhhhh, my pooooooooooooultrrrrrrryyyyy.

Beren: The roadcrossing is fulfilled. Even now a chicken is in my hand.

Gandalf: Many chickens that live deserve to cross the road. And some chickens that cross the road deserve to die. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out roadcrossing in judgement. For even the very wise can not always see the other side of the road.

Luthien: I looked upon the eyes of chicken and realized that a parting beyond the end of the road had come between us.

Strider: You have my sword.
Legolas: And my bow.
Gimli: And my axe.
Elrond: And my chicken!

@ying

btw, I didn't make those up don't give me credit.

okay

*takes back ying's credit*

NOOOOO

but I thought of something like those...*tries to find*

lol takes back yings credit

ah there all very great,

"why did the chicken cross the road"

Gandalf: WHAT! I already told it it CANNOT PASS!!

my credit cry

why did the chicken cross the road?
feanor:"*thinks*...I don't know but I SWEAR my life and my sons lifes will be dedicated forever to find the answer..."

Gandalf:"STAY THIS CHICKEN!!!"

Boromir:"the chicken cross'....why does it recoil I am no thief?"


Ok i'll stop now
had to bump this up

It's bumped up!

I'm running out of ideas though.