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i am trying to open a jam jar but i can't open it I'm gonna die withput jam!

well i tell ya wut, i would get a towel and use that to open it!

already tried that!

try vaseline

y'know if you hit a nail in it, it opens just like that

hallelujah! i opened it! LIFE'S SWEET AGAIN!

you cant be that weak frodo

you know you could of ran it under hot water

btw> was this wroth making a thread for?

yeah , this was pointless (even I know it doesnt make sense saying that here in the OTF )