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eveyone what is yalls deep dark secret

heh...i wud tell ya.....but.it wudnt be a secret nemore....annnd....do i even have a deep dark secret?..lol....

I was twice imprisoned for hen molesting

Hmmm... My secret... It's black about 1.5 feet long about 3 inches wide...omg_smilie

I was born a man

Hey so was I!

i am actually a man

a gender challenged one

do you honestly think i would tell you my secret?

i first word was ****

My doctors did a fab job drool

And Bay does this mean you arent a dog cry

lol
ok im scared of birds and flying things

On full moons i turn to a werewolf

i don't live in louisiana

im a Russian spy.

I like blink-182

No it just means I was born a man! My doctor was really talented!

im not human.

i love blink 182

I was this close to taking the world.

Don't tell anyone, but I am scared of being a failure.

And...yellow rubber Duck

Mine too maybe it was the same one, I seem to recall my mother saying something about me being a illegitamate child in Europe

ok, that's one off my back... and you know that Sublime song called "Romeo", with the line "sloppy drunk sex on a saturday night" in it? I was the inspiration for that song

Hmm! Do you ever get an overwhelming urge to chase balls and attack postmen?
Oh and I was more of an illiterate child in Europe. But hey its nearly the same...

i eat dogs as a sacrifical ceremony to the godly Darth Revan.

what hot dogs or corn dogs...*gulps!*

no dogs as in the one in ur sig and avatar. next sacrifice is in a couple of minutes. DR which dog shall we sacrifice?

hmm... I like the avatar one better

alright. then its settled. in 2 minutes (about) we will sacrifice it.

You wouldnt like me I'm old and grisely!

thats perfect! lol

I'm really a squirrel out to take over the world and gnaw your ankles

I love big bird

lord help us

to who ever reads this...

I am your conscience

yes serve your master well ^

I had a chocolate fudge sunday pop-tart for breakfast!...i can't believe i told you guys that!

What other dark secrets do I have?

O' yeah...I was a mentor to second grade kids.

If word got out that I did that, it would ruin my image.

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die....

^that line is from boy meets world one of the greatest shows...