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1. "Hey dude, I just thought I should tell you. The interior walls of your cat's vagina have bumps all over them."

ummm thats a bit lame

So is your mom.

How nice of you...

Thanks!

Anytime

Tell you mom my names sauron.

Shes knows its sauron,

well she was calling me 'faster' the other day

Nice one!

Here's another ****ed up thing to say to your roommate . . . "Hey dude, can I please borrow your pubic hair trimmer?"

look man this has been on my mind all day, i came onto your sister.


you can flirt with my sister dude!

i meant literally....

"Dude, I hope you don't mind, but I've been using your cheese grater to scratch my poison oak rash. Oh, and I've also been using your tooth brush to clean the toe jam from my feet."

Roomate: this apple juice must be outta date.

You: well get some more, help me find my urine sample first though...

"Hey dude, your girlfriend called for you. I told her you were out with like five naked chicks and stuff."

hey i saw your mom last night

yeah, where?

strip club

my mom was in a strip club *laughs*? What was she doing there

Stripping...

immature little #$%*@) that have nothing better to do, then think of lame mom jokes

cry im not little...

Hey, TH. u got your own pad to fill with pointless stuff, Use it.

i like the sister joke

i still stand by comment

what why, were just haing some fun, why you getting all personal?

did u look at the other page when i first posted it

are you talking about the first page?

yes

yes i saw what you posted but i still don't see what your gettting mad about

im not getting angry, just annoyed, but it is true what i said

oh about the mom thing... he was just playing around with you

Oooh shit
frost i wasnt talking about Your mom, that was Th
i say we burn him.

i was simply using mom and sister jokes because thats what would annoy me if my roomate said it

Cos nobody likes to think of there mom having anything to do with sex, but jesus takes the cake for setting a religion up about it

what about not having sex with your mom? ooops

yeah your right those 2 words should never be put together

unless your talking about your mates mom

then its normal

unless your mates mom is very very old

erm, I would love to interview people to be my room mate

it would of course end up being a female room mate no doubt,

but a weird thing to say to a room mate, "I would't use your pillows sometime soon"

"i think your g/f likes me"

"what makes you tihnk that?"

"coz we just had sex"

2 or 9. BtW im a psychotic criminal

It's a free country, I'll do what I want.

(said in demon-like voice) "I must find a more suitable host body!"

"Dude....THAT isn't vanilla frosting on your pillow....i swear!"

dad

dammit, pay your share of the rent or im telling mom you're cheating on her!

Yes?

i love you

i still think this thread is a waste of space

dont talk about daddy's thread like that

hey whats ur mom's phone number?
roomate: 3422345 why?
oh it's nothing i just have a little job for her, remember joe's bachelor party?

who cares?

i dont

Don't mess with Korri.

yeah im a real *****

so is you account

Did he just say that?