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...scheming to steal my pop.u.lar.ity!

Let's Vogue fight! winkiss

Hmmm with your I.Q im surprised you could rhyme doll! winkiss

You biatch!

If you didn't have such horrible split ends I'd totally grab your mop head and polish my Choo's!
*strikes pose* winkiss

ooh you gonna take the sil?

Alright biatch, bring it on!

We didnt steal your popularity sweetness, how can we steal something for you, that you never had! winkiss mhm

CAT FIGHT!!!




Upon posting, I noticed the pun. Cat fight, LilKitty.

Probably knock offs, no wonder they need polishing

aw man i wanted an all out brawl

*meaow* Better believe it Cyclops!


And its a fight with my favourite ''has been'' on KMC! OoOoOo

Knock offs?!?!
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
I dun think so!!!

Unlike you, little Ms. I visited 5th Avenue-----In the Bronx!

Everyone's who anyone knows that you two cons have been counterfiting my persona for months!

Keep trying babes, there's only one real Mona Lisa! diva

And she's an old hag, like you, god 23 Texxy, seek a good plastic surgeon, you'll need it winkiss

jerry

Shhh, dont knock the age sista, I'll be 20 soon cry

Sexeh Texeh, you're right, there is only one real Mona Lisa, and it aint you droolio

Old Hag?!?! How dare you!

If I wasn't such a sexy biatch I'd totally say something about your cheesy 70s porn inspired avi & siggy! Who made it for you? Lil? She should get checked for cataracts! *snap snap*

*strikes sexy cat walk pose* winkiss

*mocks tex* Backfired on you this idea didnt it


*is now scared and hope lil and sil win*

Hey Tex, you can bash away at Sils and Lil till your hearts content but I doubt you'd be able to bash your way into their league!!!!

Don't even get me started on your avvys and sigs, I've only just regained my health after viewing your horrific Bjork creations

And anyways to fit on the cat walk you actually gotta be sexy, pack your bag doll winkiss

70s porn inspired!! I guess your kinda right, since your qualities are about as great and impressive as 70s porn! *snap snap* mhm!

And as for my sig, its a photographic genious!

My politically controversial, buzz worthy pizazz flashy avi and siggy are very H'Wood! All of the glamorous stars are Bush bashing!

Get with the times babes! diva

Oh, that's right! You two are always 2 seasons behind! *mhm mhm*

*Strikes sexy Grace Jones pose* winkiss

For tex

Oh dear, forget her split ends sweetie, what about your shoes??

It's Manolo's hun, gotta be Manolo's. Jimmy's sooo last week.

*flicks hair in disdain and winks at the Real Divas*

Hey Milla, Irene

You're just a b-list wannabe baby winkiss

harsh

Nice to see you syren

B-list?? You must be joking! Hes a Z-list wannabe celebrity!

your sig is great milla

Thanks Clovie!

Nope, he's not even in my list!

photo

cry Wrong time to post that!!!

Manolo's are Sex and the City Over! *snap snap*
And stop flicking your dandruff my way!
Some of us actually care about our luscious lockes! diva

You people will never get anywhere with that C-list attitude of yours!

Learn from the best!
Take notes dolls! winkiss

*looks around for pose-striking-soon-to-be-ex-diva*

I think he left to change his shoes

Ya, Sex and the City.

Over? I think not.

Bring on the Blahniks..........

Just a friendly hint hint!
Some boby needs to change their siggy!
Female cartoon mutants are SO 1994!


winkiss

Eh, it could be worse; lil could of made your sig!
Funny for me!

s'a bit harsh

You mean the ones hidden beneath that ratty baseball cap! *snap snap* winkiss

Pfft, contrevertial! Please! Everyone hates Bush, nothing too contravertial about that!

Look and learn what a contraversy means....doll!

zzz

Nice impression of your last date

Tex one word -

BJORK!

Sorry but that just sooo blows any chance of you having even the slightest shred of credibility!

Listening to bjork music again?

Shows how much Texeh appreciates photography!

Now I've totally lost even that little respect, I had for you....

what's that picture? and i don't hate bush

like omigod Rob Zombie is SUCH a fasion disaster!

http://members.aol.com/Vampskisss/RZOMBIE2.jpg

Ease up on the drugs next time babe diva

Where's Syren?

My remark about her concentration camp of a siggy must of sent her into a incontrollable crying rage!

Get used to it doll! diva

Its a beutiful impressionist photopgraphy image of America!

OMG I just remembered who Texeh might sound like! Cletus and Brandine from the simpsons!! lmfao!

I thought the flag guy picture was very artistic cry

oh ok

Even if I did sound like that; which I dont! You'd still totally bang me!

Get in line babe!

Its one of my fave!

You mean the non-existant one

Syren's right here, watching you with quiet amusement.

But, oh no! Texxy doesn't like my sig!! Whatever shall I do?

So happens that I like it, it was made by my favourite guy, so it stays.

But please, artistic genius? No, I see no sign of artistic flair in you precious, you emanate only bitter vibes. Not pretty

Oh please!! You think everyone wants to bang you Texeh, you are the ''hump and dump'' type! Which has its many many advantages!

Its the avvy isnt it, and the quote in my sig which, by the way, has nothing to do with Texeh!

I have my reasons for having the avvy i do and they hae very little to do with Texeh! droolio

i like your sig syren *cheezy smile*

*gasp*

Can I get in line too??

{Insert sarcastic smilie here}

Or, how about I just go check my Diary, I'm sure I can squeeze you in some time next century diva

Your hat is so five years ago, how embarassing for you
And don't even get me started on that pawn shop jewelery

That's so mean!
There's no reason to hurt my feelings! cry






















Suckers




Pawn Shop!?!
No baby, that's where your parents found you!
I got my bling @ Hot Topic!

You're so right


(and the suggestion about leaving bjork out is most intellegent thing you've ever said...)

I hurt your feelings?

*has sudden urge to stroke Texxy's ego*

Must......fight.......desires.......

*sigh*

I'm composed.

Hey they at least wanted me, unlike your parents, probably kicked you in the ass to leave

I should start charging you for my "services"! $$$

So now you're a Whore?

Nice, keep on throwing that class away sweetie...........

If yer gonna start charging, then you better do something more than just pose about! mhm!

OMG I cant help but read Tex's post in Cletus accent!



Its making me laugh uncontrolably!

Where is this thread going?

Well thats just set me off laughing like a erm.. um.. laughing thing...

Well it's been nice chatting with you dolls but I have places to be and people to do! *fake H'Wood kiss kiss* winkiss

Buh Bye Stexeh!! droolio

Cheers matey you really are the one and only Tex!

*is almost converted*

Bye Tex winkiss

cyaz pimp

The dust has settled and the smoke has cleared. All is said and done.

...um...

I wish I had something snappy and funny to say.

You're just not diva material babe

OMG, im gonna fall off my chair laughing!

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~mbstepp/sounds/cletus.wav

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/media/audio/cletus/cletus_hey_kids.wav


Im sure you dont sound exactly the same, Tex! Very divaish!


winkiss

Damn, I missed the Diva Battle. Grrrr

You lilbitch!

You're lucky I'm not on my man rag, heads would roll! death

There was no battle Agent Elrond; I completely nuked those dead beat wanna be divas!

Running away doesn't count luv winkiss

Its what happens when you wanna vogue fight the best, sweetcheeks, you get shot down!

lilbitch, i am, the one and only, rather than me wanting to be a diva, it is you, cupcake, who wants to be a lilbitch! winkiss

Game
Set
Match


Tex, You Failed

He was set for failure before we even begun the match!

Damn right sista

Im off to bed, night dolls winkiss

Night sil

Didnt you just wake up

droolio Nite sista!!

Now? oh well. nite!

Isnt it morning over there?

Exactly what me and lil were thinking.

not what me and lil were thinking at all

shut up you!

no you shutup!

why do you follow me everywhere? go away!

Stop being so goddamned annoying you two!!!

he followed me

Yes, and no it's day time
But I changed my mind, so no worries droolio

Silver, do you ever sleep?

Ummm somedays I do
I'm normally up till like 5 am, then off to bed for about 4 or 5 hours on the weekdays

One weekends I have to be in bed by 4 am and I sleep till like 11 or so normally
If I dont my parents get on my back

droolio I remember you last year november time, you stayed all night! I would wake up and go to the library at 11am my time and you'd still be up! droolio I lover you so!



Oh and Wheres that wench Sexeh Texeh?

I lover you oh so much milla *heart*hugdroolio


And wench describes that man-whore nicely

Damn right!

Probably banging someone... or hiding from bill collectors

Or off parading those knock off shoes of his in some alley way

Im jealous! I want to mount you!

What's stopping you naughty









But seriously you are a sick child dear, and you're lucky you're not burlyman or else

you sick sick person.

thank you burly

any time sil

Im gonna kill that not burlyman, he gives you semi-burlys a bad name

Save the horses, ride the cowboys! http://img25.exs.cx/img25/8456/sly_eye_2.jpg

Sounds like a plan droolio

droolio You know it!

crazy

My head is all twisted up, and it's nothing to do with this thread. It's the fact that the sigs and avvys of the twin burly/nots keep changing!!

I can't take it!

*collapses*

Yeah, them two hijacked our bitching thread!

This thread is SO 24 hours ago! schmoll

You are so like 2 years ago!

You made it...biatch! No wonder its out of date so quickly.

mhm mhm *snap snap*

Your going to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome with all those snap snaps!

You better worry about yourself, i can snap and i can b!tch all night long, unlike you!! mhm!

clown

AAAHH!!

cry A clown!! A damn clown!!! That was evil and low...and......bad of you!!

*runs away*

I hope Bjork dies

That's a horrible thing to say!
Dont you know she has crazy stalkers who send acid bombs to her house? nono

Every celebrity has those weirdos...that other guy broke into her apartment and robed her while she was asleep

How do you know those just aren't people with some taste in music?

Oh god, I've been horrible at Vogue fighting today!
I'm stuffed with BBQ - slow and lethargic!

I should go into seclusion until I'm ready to throw proper tantrums!

mmmmm BBQ! Im on a diet, so no talking about food...lost 2lb last week, and i think i lost more sincedroolio

So no talk about food nono

Texeh, leave my precious sistah alone! Or I'll do some horrible things to you.nono

From what I read you did just fine at Vogue fighting. I think you are winning.

Just water weight from all that dog drooling you've been doing! *snap snap*

*sexy Janis Dickinson 1986 pose* winkiss

Watch out hoes; the biatch is back! diva

Perfect doesn't exist, and if it did under it's definition in the dictionary would be a pic of me baby! winkiss

Under the antonyms!

Damn I'm good! And hot!

Like an ice cube

Unlike you, i dont get it on with ''creepazoids'' in the back alley

I bet creepy gets you off baby droolio despite what you've been telling me! winkiss

Right on sista

Who told you!?!

Errr, I mean...AS IF!

*Sexy 1996 Clueless Alicia Sylverstone pose* winkiss

Where's that biatch Myth?
I love her! winkiss

Thats exactly what you are Tex...Clueless droolio

and sooooo 1996

and soo old and out of it! Move over old hag diva

Well dolls it's time yet again for me to parade about town!
I have a 4th of July party to motor too!

Night nite dahlings! winkiss

In your SUV you mean

Later doll cakes, don't stand on the corner too long tonight winkiss

Does Tex even know there is a sexy beast lurking arround the forums! Beter looking that himself!

droolio Sam (Deadthblow)


sam, you're super sexeh!