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Ok, just want everybody to know that I adore both Will Turner and Jack Sparrow...buuuttt....I LOVE WILL I LOVE WILL I LOOOOOOVE WILL!!! I think he's absolutely gorgeous and i love him for more than his very good looks too! Will, as a person, is wonderful. Very deep and emotional. He's caring, kind, and just soo sweet! Did I mention emotional? During the movie, Will is sad, happy, angry, hurt, and he loves. No offense to the lovable Jack, but the only times he shows emotion is when Elizabeth burns his precious rum and when he gets his ship back. I'm sorry, but a guy who only cares about those things will not win a place in MY heart. Please, Tell me what you all think!

I don't care what he is like I just love JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK & I'm sure many more people will agree with me!!!

I love em both!! sorry cant choose

......I can

we all know that 4 sure lol

He he he I choose monkey

i luv em both and they are both fine as hell but mi heart is out to will. he just seems like a person u could get with and enjoy it. jack seems like a great friend or like 1 night stand

Im with APG on this one...Jack all the way!

Its gotta be.............. Captain Jack Sparrow!!!

AYE Jack all the way!!!!!!

Well I pulled a britney in las vegas and married Will...so i have no choice!!! lol

LOL

yes hes mine forever...or at least until hes sober again

LOL I pulled a britney with Jack muahahahahahaha & I don't think he is eva propally sober so I have nuthin 2 worry about LOL

good point!!!

Yep

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um yeah i DEFINETELY gotta agree with that!!!! JACK IS THE BEST!!!!! OMG I LUV HIM!!!! he's mine tho...

Jack! no doubt, no thinking no nothing. DEFINETLY Jack! he's better for some reason. the first time i saw the movie i just liked jack. Mostly cuz he's so hot but then i like how he's so FUNNY!!!!! and he's not always drunck just seems like it, and he's smart, you wouldn't think so but he is actually very smart in the movie, who had all the good ideas, humm?? and i dunno he's just better.

yea he's funy and witty...but hes not up for a commitment! Yea..he's good as a really good friend but i'd have a feeling that he'll keep tryin to get into my pants...but hell, i'd like a one night stand...but not for anything long termed...

he's so funny and witty and clever and smart and hot and piratey! he's not perfect, but thats what makes him lovable. will, on the other hand, is dumb and uncomfortable and cocky and tries too hard to be perfect

dumb, you say? He may not be as quick on things as Jack, but he's sweet and soo adorable! Uncomfortable, he may be, but thats because he feels like he really doesnt belong...hes battling with himself over whats right and wrong and its leaving him in an awkward stage. He's not cocky at all, which Jack is all the time, but, hey! He's Captain Jack Sparrow...(the cockiest line in the movie). and yes he tries to be perfect, who in this world doesnt?

cummon people help me out here!

will is cocky tho!
J: who makes all these
W: i do. and i practice with them for three hours a day
...(some other lines)
w: i practice with them for 3 hours a day so that when i meet a pirate, i can kill it!

come on tell me that's not cocky! an he always has such a smug look on his face. and he talks to hammers. and does stupid stuff and is really slow...he's so uptight too!! he needs to relax a bit!

an its ok for jack to be cocky because he is as amazing as he makes himself out to be!

its ok if he talks to hammers...i talk to inanimate objects as well hehe. especially chairs...i have lively conversations with them...

but hey, lets settle our differences cuz i think ur kool and i dont want to add you to my hate list.

you can have jack and I'll have Will! YAY!

No I want Jack Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
*dies 4 no apperent reason again*

no noe can have jack once i kill him BWAH HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!! wheeww lost myself. wills all mine all mine MWAH HA HA HAHA H!

U shouldn't of said that!!! Will is going 2 have 2 pay 4 that comment Muahahahahahahaha

I am a sucker for a guy who's a bad boy but a hopeless romantic...like orlando bloom and johnny depp!!!

same *sigh*

hehe!!! thats 2 ppl who've given me johnny!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!he's rightfully MINE!!!! thanks pancake!!!!

*slaps BloomBabyGirl* dont say that *stomps off*

^wat she said

hey no problem JJ!! as for ArrghPirateGirl, I'll give you Jack's hat. maybe a pair of boots as well...and perhaps some of his sexy eye liner.

YAY *puts them on then steals Jack off JJ*

lol

stop laughing at me

*tear* sorry....

*pulls out the real jack i stole from bad pancake* here ya go!! no hard feelings?

YAY
*hugs real Jack*
Im soo happy

lol

CLONES OF JACK FOR EVERYONE!!! APG can get the real one cuz shes special like that!

yay *grabs 3 clones*

abd I'll have five clones because, even though I love Will and think hes GORGEOUS, i cannot deny that jack is dead sexay

they are both drop dead twice sexxxi but willlls better cuz hes young and he has an ill nice body in troy

Havn't seen troy yet

its the best movie!! i mean, cummon, any movie with a half naked orli has got to be good!

yeah troy was great... no offence, but orli kinda sucked tho...

*steals real jack from APG* pancakes gave him to MEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs off as fast as possible*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*grabs REAL Jack back*
MINE!!!!
*locks JJ up 4 being naughty*

I was extremely insulted when i even read the title for this...board thing. Will or Jack? What kind of a question is that?! Hmm, let me think. Do I want the pretty-boy who can't save himself, or do I want the sexy man who always manages to get himself and EVERYBODY ELSE out too?! JACK!!! I WANT JACK!!!! I cry for all of you who chose Will over Jack...but then again, while you are in the town watching Will sweat making a sword, I will be out on the sea...with Jack...perhaps he could stand behind me and instruct me on the steering thing...with his arms around me...okay, you can have Will.

Nope sorry 2 disappoint u asdfasdfg but JACK is mine. A Bad Pancake gave him 2 me though feel free 2 take one of the clones

sure asd you can have a clone jack too!!!! *whispers* i dont think ya wanna try and get in the middle of those two...*points to APG laughing while jjoutlaw is picking the lock*

LOL
*puts another lock on JJ's cage*
Muahahahahahahahahahaaa He is mine I tell u!!

How about a compromise? You can have Jack, if I can have Johnny Depp...fair??

Sorry IAP (ImAPirate) has Johnny. She even has a leash on him & he is kinda unda her cammand LOL

yes she has him whipped..*whipped music comes on* where do these things come from???

oh...then i shall take sam from benny&joon

*pulls out sam* good choice ma'am no refunds...will that be put under rent or would you like to pull a britney? *points to church*

Pull a Britney!! She's good for setting examples, if not for listening to...lol

YEA!!! Everyone be happy for me, i won a johnny depp POTC poster on eBay!!! YEA!!!

ok *pushes them toward church* move it along....NEXT!!!!!!!

APG: Meee! Oh wait Im already married. I know Tinkerbell We forgot about da hoonymoon OMG

Whhaaaaaaaa ur right! we have to open a honeymoon parlor! if ur marrying a pirate (or man) answer the following:

1) name of hubby: Orlando Bloom
2) destination: hawaii
3) first night: a bed of roses and lots of candles....ahhhhh

NEXT!!!

Um..........

ohhh come on APM lets go NEXT!!!!!!!!!

i wanna be married too!!!!! Gimme Will or orli!!!

*throws will to bad pancake* Go ahead take em!! I have orli!!!

ok then!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! THANKS TINKERBELL!!! you'll be the godmother of my first child!!

that is....unless will really IS a eunuch...

LOL

Wooohoooo!!!!! they can call me auntie tink!!!!

lol...who has legolas? Of all the Orlando characters, I like Legolas the best...SEXY BLONDE HAIR!!!! I think someone needs to claim Legolas...he has no competition for women like Will does...and who wants to have to beat Elizabeth with a stick to get to Will? *coughmecough*

You wanna get married? *throws legolas to asd* here ya go take him!!!!

WHAT???? APG STOLE JACK?????????????????????????????????????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hunts APG down and blows her up but makes it look like an accident* JACK IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off with jack* hmmm...now for the wedding...*gets married on the black pearl*
*sails away with jack wearing raggedy pirate dress on honeymoon*

*watches them sail away and looks at APG* uh-oh when she comes back to life shes not gonna be happy!!! oh well...look rum!

*drinks rum on honeymoon*

*looks at watch then APM* wow shes out for a long time!!!!

teehee....shes gonna get MAAAAD and evil!!!

oh no. you are NOT going to pawn Legolas off on me!!! Already got Sam from Benny & Joon. Just trying to spread the wealth of Orlando...JJoutlaw3, I think what you did is a wonderful, wonderful deed and should be commended. Anyone who would DARE take Jack should be blown up. And then drowned to the depths of Davey Jones locker!!! I'm just kidding! I don't want to see anyone *coughexceptvanessaparadiscough* killed!!!

I married him first Even ask Tink!!!!!
*gets resurected by Ragetti da BodyGuard*
Ok now go kill jj very violently Ok...

Ragetti:.....................

lol it be fun watchin you guys fight over jack while im here doing god knows what with Will

ah, but look at me siggy and the words under me name...PROOF!!!!!!!! i am JACK'S GIRL!!!!! AND HIS WIFE!!! AND THATS FINAL!!!!!!

Meh???
lol

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hey...i just want all of yas to know that I be going to boston for the weekend so i wont be able to chat because i dont have internet there. I'll be back either sunday night or monday morning. hope y'all will miss me

*tear* I miss ya already!!!

yeah! have fun!

HEY Y'ALL IM BAK!!!

that was quick! o yeah its sunday...or is it...*counts on fingers*

yay!!! how was it?

yeah an where'd u go?

it was okay...i had to go to a graduation party thing and i got all dressed up which was really annoying. but then i went to like this museaum thing based on the salem witches and it was really cool! it showed how they would kill them back then and certain witches that were famous...ya it was really coo

yeah the salem witch trials! i love to learn about stuff like that! boooks about that kinda stuff are soo interesting! sounds cool!

ya...ok back to jack and will. Who's fightin over him again? Who's married and who's raping him?

i'm married to jack!

Im Married Mort EEK
*hides again*

Im married to Orlando!!!! EEEEEEEK!!!

Really?

over my dead body!!!! look,what you all need to realize (i have already)
is that orlando's hearts already taken.......you can't make someone love you,but i am sure one day destiny will find us all! he is already in love,if he marries her,i wish them all the best!!!

true dat yo

im not marrying JOhnnny anymore coz i am marrying the puss in boots....
Any one want JOhnny.....*holds Johnny up fpr auction*

Nooooooooooooo MY PiB
*runs off with PiB*
I bought him from da adoption centre He Is MINE I tell u

hes so cute but im alergic to cats,...ill tajke donkey fly

yes but i still have will!!!! A bit off topic we've gotten there. lol

LOL Thas 4 sure

whops

erm, i'll give you.........everything i have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, NOW JACK IS MINE
i have to plan the wedding!!!!!! *goes to lala land*

lol can i be a bridesmaid??

i wanna be a flowergirl except id probably trip and hit a candle and start a fire or something sooooooooooo....ill just watch thru the window

I wanna b the cleric He He He He He

lol

alrighty I do love orli...BUT...I have realized this and I just want him to be happy ya know...and that whole im married to him is all just for fun!!!!!!! Soooooooo thats how i feel!! There....I feel better. LOL

yay!!!! *goes shopping for best dress ever, humming bridal song*
you are all invited!!!!

huh??

i'm going to marry jack!!!! i got him from J#1, cause she's marrying PIB!!!
wedding starts in 5 minutes!!!!!!

Im the cleric Muahahaa Ah-Hem Yes every1 get ready 4 da wedding now......

ok, everybody here, then we can start!!! ooh, not everyone's here yet.... ah well, lets start anyways!!! go on cleric!

IM here Im here!!! *rushes down the aisle with hair all over the place and boquet ruined* where were we?

Ohhhh I'm here!!!!!!

ok now that most of us are accounted for, shall we proceed?




My Wedding to Will is next!!!

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he's my sexy man pirate caribbean god and we are in love so back off!

wow.

.............Ah-Hem trust me m8 u got a lot of other people 2 get through 2 get 2 him

*shoots former mrs.sparrow* ok! lets proceed!
*walks down the aisle, prey music, pretty dress, jack staring at me from at the altar* this is the happiest ay of my life!!
*reaches altar*real cleric (since apg is in the audience): do you jack sparrow take el-pirate to be your wife (making this very short now, just to be safe)
jack: i do!!!!!! *gives jack a ring*
cleric: do you el-pirate take jack sparrow to be your husband?
el-p: i do, i do *jumps up and down, with jack starring at her, totally in luve!! giving her the ring*
cleric: then you may now kiss the bride!!
*and we did *
ok, i'm mrs.el-pirate sparrow now!!!!!
*run out of church together, to escape angry wannabe jacks wife crowd*

APG: *angry coz she didn't get 2 b da cleric*
If U don't get re married in 5 minutes and let me be cleric El...ill.ill....sit in a corner and cry and u don't want that 2 happen
-5 minutes later-
Thats it
*goes and sits in corner and....*
cry

nooo, don't cry!!!! can't cr on my happiest day ever!!!!!! *goes off to start ceremony all over again* what the hell, you can be the cleric this time, fake or not, i'm married already!! *bridal music starts again*

Can I gatecrash the reception?

well this is an interesting wedding...sure yeah!!!!! But errrr wheres the rum?

**hides bottle of rum behind back**

I don't know...

I'll bring some when I gatecrash the reception, ok?

then your invited too!!!! *reception now starting*

What?! It IS?!? Oh, ok...!!

**runs out of thread**

**runs back into thread almost immediately**

Stand back, everyone!! I hereby GATECRASH this reception!!

**drags in crates of rum**

Let the party begin!! **starts busting moves like that groovy banana **

*grabs bottle and new hubby and starts dancing on a table* ok, now everybody!!!!!!!

watch the hair everyone!! spent hours gettin this do-up! prcession over yet? I wana get married!!!

To who bad pancake? *smacks chez over da head for hideing rum* Will? Ohhh I love weddings drinks all around!!!!

Ow!! **decides to be really mature about being smacked over the head, and smacks Tink back**

So there.

*smacks chez for no reason* Of course to Will!!! Theres no other man in the world for me!!!!

Im the Cleric *grabs some rum*

yay!!!

Now, hurry before Elizabeth comes along and I'll be forced to kill her!
HE HE HE!!!!

Ow!! **still being ever so mature , smacks Bad Pancake back, then smacks Tink once more for good measure**

So what's going on now? **shrugs and keeps dancing**

wanna bring it outside biatch?!?!? Cummon I can take yo scrawny ass!

Grrr!!!!

You talking to me?

**keeps dancing**

*throws 1 ton coconut at Chez* ok so will? And who in da world are u talkin to bad pancake???

**gets smacked in the face with one-ton coconut**


Auntie Em... Auntie Em...

**falls down**

*points and laughs at Chez* ha ha!!!!

I was talkin to chez dammit!! No one smacks ME and gets away with it!!! Aiight who wants sum, heh? Cummon I can take all of yas!